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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Jandek] Newcastle

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What, somebody who would rather stay home with his girlfriend than go out with his mates and see Jandek? What do you think on that? WHAT W...
Friday, May 13, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Product Evaluation: WIFE 2.0 Big improvement over WIFE 1.0

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The latest release of WIFE has it over the earlier edition that it is almost impossible to enumerate. Let me give 1 example: When WIFE 1.0...
Thursday, May 12, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: URGENT REPLY

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I was getting scared until I got to the third paragraph. I was afraid there would be no fun with translation. Still, it's a poor example...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Proof: Talking about reality is a communist plot

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Bernie Sanders self-identifies as an Independent Congress member from Vermont. In more candid times, he was identified as a "socialist....

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: DN!: The Future of Public Broadcasting//Importance of Media Reform as

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Tavis Smiley: "…this conservative agenda does not allow for us to have conversations on public radio or public television that are, pa...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: URGENT REPLY

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What kind of idiot do they take me for? I told them I couldn't possibly do this for less than 25%! I am so smrt SMRT! ---------- Forwar...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Mission Accomplished

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How about a giant statue of Patrick McGohan at Abu Chraib? or maybe the star of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? If people felt that trivial...
Wednesday, May 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED Samantha causes controversy...

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> Date: May 11, 2005 10:02 PM Subject: Re: [Bizarro_U...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] This should make Matt Love's day lol

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They are all traitors, and Anti-American on fundamentally deep levels. Of course, people are so narcotized by TV (and the drugs that are ad...
Tuesday, May 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED Samantha causes controversy...

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It's almost unspeakably vulgar - sort of like putting up a big statue of Colonel Klink from Hogan's heroes in auschwitz - no, make t...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Star Wars TV show to film is Australia

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from a friend of mine in australia... man, first they send shoemaking overseas, then it's airplanes and computers, now it's tv shows...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] "It's about time the 2 most beautiful people in the world fucked each other!"

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Maher is nuts.... Angelina Jolie is a borderline who has made herself as ugly on the outside with all those disfiguring tattoos as she is on...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Support 'Em

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"Do not confuse the warrior with the war." -John Kerry From right wing to liberal, scolds (the more broad minded of them) continu...
Sunday, May 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Love That Banner

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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group...
Saturday, May 07, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Stranger's Free Classified Musician Ads

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Anyone remember that column in the Cooper Point Journal, years ago, called "Thoughts n Shit?" Matt Love wrote: >"guitars, ...
Friday, May 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Stranger's Free Classified Musician Ads

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"guitars, bass,drums/w back up vocals? Needed. i've got lyrics out the ass! i want folks who want to write music to them. I write s...

Historic language alert

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I haven't heard much talking today - could be the human race is slipping into a sub-verbal condition - so I will republish a language al...

CPB Exerting Political Pressure on Public Television

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The NYTimes piece said that NPR is not experiencing the same pressure as PBS, because they have a greater degree of autonomy due to the huge...
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