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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Good News for Enthusiasts of Space Travel, Country Music, and Cinema

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Cotton Pickin' Smash! */Cotton Pickin' Smash! The Story of the Legendary Stardust Cowboy/* is a recently completed documentary d...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Excessive Force

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I think most of us, even most fans, can agree that there are those among us who invest maybe a little too much emotionally in popular fictio...
Saturday, May 21, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch: The Positive Side

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Here's a change of pace from our usual bad linguistic omens. A good coinage! From the fuckyoubush.com website: To anyone who asks why th...

[CanYoAssDigIt] More Welfare For Boeing

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The State of Washington has graciously assumed the operations and expenses of the Boeing Corporation's personnel and training department...

[CanYoAssDigIt] State of Washington: OK to Kill Non-Legislators

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State News Release *Washington State Patrol <http://www.wsp.wa.gov/>* Date: May 19, 2005 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Dan Eikum, G...
Wednesday, May 18, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Joe Swordfish is very pleased by the feedback he has received

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Joe Swordfish to songwritersand. More options May 14 (4 days ago) these are lyrics to a tune. I don't have a good recording of it ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target

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Anybody that's been reading my e-mails is aware that I feel that NPR has already caved to right wing pressure, and is decidedly center-r...
Sunday, May 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch: New Age Glurge

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Eli Sterling, boss of Olympia' Procession of the Species, a dull and insubstantial annual event that is inexplicably a sacred cow to man...
Saturday, May 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Jandek] Newcastle

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What, somebody who would rather stay home with his girlfriend than go out with his mates and see Jandek? What do you think on that? WHAT W...
Friday, May 13, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Product Evaluation: WIFE 2.0 Big improvement over WIFE 1.0

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The latest release of WIFE has it over the earlier edition that it is almost impossible to enumerate. Let me give 1 example: When WIFE 1.0...
Thursday, May 12, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: URGENT REPLY

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I was getting scared until I got to the third paragraph. I was afraid there would be no fun with translation. Still, it's a poor example...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Proof: Talking about reality is a communist plot

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Bernie Sanders self-identifies as an Independent Congress member from Vermont. In more candid times, he was identified as a "socialist....

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: DN!: The Future of Public Broadcasting//Importance of Media Reform as

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Tavis Smiley: "…this conservative agenda does not allow for us to have conversations on public radio or public television that are, pa...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: URGENT REPLY

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What kind of idiot do they take me for? I told them I couldn't possibly do this for less than 25%! I am so smrt SMRT! ---------- Forwar...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Mission Accomplished

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How about a giant statue of Patrick McGohan at Abu Chraib? or maybe the star of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? If people felt that trivial...
Wednesday, May 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED Samantha causes controversy...

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> Date: May 11, 2005 10:02 PM Subject: Re: [Bizarro_U...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] This should make Matt Love's day lol

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They are all traitors, and Anti-American on fundamentally deep levels. Of course, people are so narcotized by TV (and the drugs that are ad...
Tuesday, May 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED Samantha causes controversy...

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It's almost unspeakably vulgar - sort of like putting up a big statue of Colonel Klink from Hogan's heroes in auschwitz - no, make t...
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