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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] My Date With the Exorcist

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This story has always gotten a big laugh from anyone I've told it to. I hadn't thought of it for a while, but I was at one of the lo...
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Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Zappa Plays Zappa Tour

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As another non-doctor, I agree with the diagnosis. Given the difficulty of Frank's music, not to mention new arrangements thereof, and t...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Zappa Plays Zappa Tour

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This tour could be very cool. Dweezil's comments about computers are interesting. Could he have inherited his father's (apparently -...
Friday, May 27, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Imperial Stormtroopers RIP

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Wars are always about our freedom, aren't they? Since WW2 the US has not made war to defend itself once.For that one minute at 3:00, wil...

[CanYoAssDigIt] More Twisted Justification for the Drug War

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If meth were legal, this problem would not exist. State News Release *Washington State Department of Ecology <http://www.ecy.wa.gov>...
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Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Perfect Band Name

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For some reason, even after machine translation, her writing still comes off as lyrical. I hope you weren't serious about the name makin...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Perfect Band Name

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Lulina, in collaboration with the Google language translation tool, has come up with the perfect band name: Avenged Mattress This name may ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Star Motherfucking Wars

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Has anybody besides me noticed that nearly all Star Wars aficionados, who adore the rebel heroes, would undoubtedly, if the SW scenario were...
Thursday, May 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Urgent: Expert says RED BULL MUSIC ACADEMY application funny

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I hope you all have gone to http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm and viewed my application to RED BULL MUSIC ACADEMY. S...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Q: How Many Jandeks does it take to untangle a guitar cord?

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A: Just one, but it will take a long, long time. And it will be art. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Darin Mitchell <sussed...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Schorr commentary on Newsweek

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I believe it was Kevin Klose who was trumpeting the news that NPR was the "most trusted source" of news, beating out former indust...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Compromise, or capitulation?

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My laptop went belly up last night (I'm currently in the library at the University of Alberta, logged n as a guest) so I've not been...
Wednesday, May 25, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Oh, You Men

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A co-worker told me this story today about a friend of hers (Not a friend OF a friend; this story in and of itself is not a good enough tale...
Tuesday, May 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Application to Red Bull Music Academy in Seattle

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      RED BULL MUSIC ACADEMY SEATTLE 2005 Application Form   ...
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