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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, July 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Celebrity sighting, and then some unimportant stuff you should just skip

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In some truly amazing and important news (and unlike earlier sightings of willie nelson and courtney love lookalikes, this was the real arti...
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] That is right.

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Architecture in Helsinki is much fuck. It does not leave the ear. posted by Lulins Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the...
Thursday, June 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] As Always, Men Suck

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News Release Listing | DSHS Main Page | Search | Contact Us | Privacy Contact: Deb Schnellman, DASA, 360-725-3763 or cell 360-...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [RickReedRashRiotReaderReturns2005] We Have TEN New Members..........

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RxR music going great guns! First on the list is a brand new song - a setting of RxRs brilliant story about his beach experience! Check it o...
Sunday, June 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Curse of the Ghost of Sugarzareh's Idiot Bastard Son

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The Mozilla, the Comcast, and the Yahoo, why do they smite at each other so? Sugarzareh wishes, nay wants, to be heard. Perhaps this bulleti...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Sugarzareh Returns

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Sugarzareh she has of late existed unable to post by the arterial of email duing to reasons that are not of the known. Sugarzareh now essays...
Thursday, June 16, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Unsubscription by CanYoAssDigIt member

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Some people are just plain weak. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Yahoo! Groups Notification <notify@yahoogroups.com> Dat...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Back By Popular Demand: Stupid Musician Classified Ad

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CALL OUT TO MUSICIANS Artists, Producers, Rapers & Singers Interested in Being on a Compilation? All Genres Accepted For Info. Call 206-...
Wednesday, June 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] News and comment

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The News, From Democracy Now: Congressional Panel Moves to Cut Public Media Funding Congress has taken initial steps to sharply cut how much...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] More Celebrity News

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This time I put the unimportant stuff at the head of this little essay, and saved the important news to the very end. To avoid exposure to t...
Friday, June 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Are you worried yet?

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Here's more evidence that my perception of a rightward drift (or rush) at NPR is just paranoia. No bias at NPR, no sirree! from www.dem...
Thursday, June 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Plan B features Lulina

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From Luciana's Blog, "Idiot Potato" (which would not be a bad band name): "My Matt friend wrote pra Plan B asking where e...
Wednesday, June 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Rafael Sabatini scripts VlAGGRA ad copy!

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Hey, I just want to thank Kizzy Minor, Yvain Lane, Orba Duffy, Glenna Gilchrist, Floris Mendoza, Carwyn Harper, Tatianna Matson, and Giu...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Linguistic Question

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BE MORE FUNNY!!!! ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Geoffrey Nunberg <nunberg@csli.stanford.edu> Date: Jun 8, 2005 2:12 PM...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Linguistic Question

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> Date: Jun 8, 2005 2:02 PM Subject: Linguistic Quest...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Sexy, strong, loving Tim McGraw really is your fantasy man.

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More evidence that people are getting twice as stupid every 18 months. I have been treating you people to the lyrics of Tim McGraw (of the ...
Saturday, June 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Health Stats and Harmless Fun

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Why is it that when a health problem shared by both sexes is found to be more prevalent (or, sometimes, even so much as present at all) in w...
Friday, June 03, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Nine Inch Nails Pulled From MTV Ceremony Over Bush Picture

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from www.democracynow.org: The music band, Nine Inch Nails, has pulled out of the MTV Movie Awards after clashing with the network over an i...
Thursday, June 02, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Halle Berry still thinking about posing for Playboy...

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Wow, that is truly amazing! I'm glad I was sitting down when I read this, I might have fallen and hurt myself. Meanwhile, in some compl...

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] My Date With the Exorcist

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Amusing story for sure. One day I'll tell you about my ex-girlfriend who seriously claimed to regularly speak in tongues. She could do...
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