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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, July 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Every 18 Months

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A young fellow with that sly grin that says "I'm just a little more savvy than the rest of you" on public transit was explaini...

[CanYoAssDigIt] How Government Should Work

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Meet the New Boss... State News Release Office of the Governor Date: July 21, 2005 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Althea Cawley-Mur...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Worst news yet: Eminem: 'I'm Not Retiring'

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--------- Forwarded message ---------- From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com> Date: Jul 22, 2005 8:10 AM Subject: Eminem: 'I...
Wednesday, July 20, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] She'll just use her super cold breath to put out forest fires...

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And she probably knows how to talk a kid down from a bad acid trip (like Jimmy Carter in a very funny SNL skit a million years ago) -----Ori...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal The Bill Wyman Complex

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Kal-El <jowelle@yahoo.com> Date: Jul 18, 2005 8:07 AM Subject: Kitchie Nadal The Oedipus...
Tuesday, July 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Lil' Kim Hits Lil' Cease With $6 Million Suit

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Sheesh talk about nerve - that's what separates the little people from the big people. the big people have no sense of shame. they don...
Tuesday, July 12, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Truer words were never spoken...

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From Lulina's blog last month, as translated from Portuguese to English by Google: "Google says that you said: "typical I am i...
Friday, July 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Church and State

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Governor Gregoire is not just saying that she is praying, or that we should be praying, she says we ARE praying- all of us in the Snake of W...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Make Me A Star

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Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 16:06:28 -0700 From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> To: Gedewe Productions Hey man, that's co...
Thursday, July 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] 7/07/2005 07:04:59 PM

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I saw a commercial for a navigational system for GM cars that used a muzak version of "The Long And Winding Road." And I'm not...
Wednesday, July 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] They should be horsewhipped - pt. 2

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I got absolutely no traction on my screed about Paul Rogers (Free, Bad Company, The Firm) standing in for Freddie Mercury on a Queen tour. (...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch & Half As Smart, all in one

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The Wenatchee World ran an editorial from Maj. JEffery S. Tontini an active duty marine dude who graduated from wenatchee high school in 198...
Friday, July 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Celebrity sighting, and then some unimportant stuff you should just skip

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In some truly amazing and important news (and unlike earlier sightings of willie nelson and courtney love lookalikes, this was the real arti...
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] That is right.

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Architecture in Helsinki is much fuck. It does not leave the ear. posted by Lulins Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the...
Thursday, June 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] As Always, Men Suck

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News Release Listing | DSHS Main Page | Search | Contact Us | Privacy Contact: Deb Schnellman, DASA, 360-725-3763 or cell 360-...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [RickReedRashRiotReaderReturns2005] We Have TEN New Members..........

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RxR music going great guns! First on the list is a brand new song - a setting of RxRs brilliant story about his beach experience! Check it o...
Sunday, June 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Curse of the Ghost of Sugarzareh's Idiot Bastard Son

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The Mozilla, the Comcast, and the Yahoo, why do they smite at each other so? Sugarzareh wishes, nay wants, to be heard. Perhaps this bulleti...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Sugarzareh Returns

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Sugarzareh she has of late existed unable to post by the arterial of email duing to reasons that are not of the known. Sugarzareh now essays...
Thursday, June 16, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Unsubscription by CanYoAssDigIt member

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Some people are just plain weak. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Yahoo! Groups Notification <notify@yahoogroups.com> Dat...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Back By Popular Demand: Stupid Musician Classified Ad

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CALL OUT TO MUSICIANS Artists, Producers, Rapers & Singers Interested in Being on a Compilation? All Genres Accepted For Info. Call 206-...
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