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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Because he wants to dance...

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and who wouldn't want to shake a leg to the funky dance tunes of janky? ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: chthonic <chtho...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [music_in_action] Songwriting Contest Sept 30th Deadline

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I get a lot of e-mails like this. It's always the same thing. You win money money money! What an honor! What a thrill! How lucrative...
Tuesday, August 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Yes, let's all do this

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Lulina requests: "I go to leave soon the programming of the festival under and asking for that to the people mentalize good vibe cocain...
Monday, August 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Gouranga

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He has a point. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Neateye <nitaigouranga@aol.com> Date: Aug 8, 2005 9:27 PM Subject: Goura...
Thursday, August 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Exp. singer with limitless range seeks others to form band...

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Wow, forget about a paltry 6 octave range (minnie ripperton and all those SCRUBS) - I want a vocalist that can get down to tectonic plates r...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Jandek] Austin Show Sold Out

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Jandekmania in full force... On 8/3/05, Danen D. Jobe <djobe@uark.edu> wrote: > Just noticed surfing by the jandek Austin site that...
Wednesday, August 03, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] My buddy David Price is heading straight for Caligula's Enemies List

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Way to go, David! On today's Democracy Now! Program: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005 The Intelligence-University Complex: CIA Secretly Suppo...
Saturday, July 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Ladies- Come and Get It!

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The proprietor of this blog does not normally allow advertising. However, I have made special arrangements as a humanitarian effort on behal...
Friday, July 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Every 18 Months

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A young fellow with that sly grin that says "I'm just a little more savvy than the rest of you" on public transit was explaini...

[CanYoAssDigIt] How Government Should Work

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Meet the New Boss... State News Release Office of the Governor Date: July 21, 2005 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Althea Cawley-Mur...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Worst news yet: Eminem: 'I'm Not Retiring'

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--------- Forwarded message ---------- From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com> Date: Jul 22, 2005 8:10 AM Subject: Eminem: 'I...
Wednesday, July 20, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] She'll just use her super cold breath to put out forest fires...

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And she probably knows how to talk a kid down from a bad acid trip (like Jimmy Carter in a very funny SNL skit a million years ago) -----Ori...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal The Bill Wyman Complex

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Kal-El <jowelle@yahoo.com> Date: Jul 18, 2005 8:07 AM Subject: Kitchie Nadal The Oedipus...
Tuesday, July 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Lil' Kim Hits Lil' Cease With $6 Million Suit

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Sheesh talk about nerve - that's what separates the little people from the big people. the big people have no sense of shame. they don...
Tuesday, July 12, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Truer words were never spoken...

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From Lulina's blog last month, as translated from Portuguese to English by Google: "Google says that you said: "typical I am i...
Friday, July 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Church and State

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Governor Gregoire is not just saying that she is praying, or that we should be praying, she says we ARE praying- all of us in the Snake of W...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Make Me A Star

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Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 16:06:28 -0700 From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> To: Gedewe Productions Hey man, that's co...
Thursday, July 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] 7/07/2005 07:04:59 PM

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I saw a commercial for a navigational system for GM cars that used a muzak version of "The Long And Winding Road." And I'm not...
Wednesday, July 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] They should be horsewhipped - pt. 2

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I got absolutely no traction on my screed about Paul Rogers (Free, Bad Company, The Firm) standing in for Freddie Mercury on a Queen tour. (...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch & Half As Smart, all in one

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The Wenatchee World ran an editorial from Maj. JEffery S. Tontini an active duty marine dude who graduated from wenatchee high school in 198...
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When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.
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