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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, November 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Hilton in Car Crash

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I was on the IMDb site, and I saw this: "Hotel heiress Paris Hilton escaped unscathed from a freak car crash in the early hours of on W...
Thursday, November 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Judge chucks spears case

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Don't imagine for a moment that a poor person will prevail against a rich person in a copyright infringement suit, no matter what the me...
Wednesday, November 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Give your mother a hug today...

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The RTE has lifted their prohibition on English language songs, so the hipster music they play on An Taobh Tuathail is unfortunately a lot m...

[CanYoAssDigIt] When you come to a cross in the roads, take it

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On a non-political note, I was looking through the bottom 100 movies of all time, according to the users fo the imdb: http://imdb.com/chart/...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush rolls back the democratic progress...

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November 7, 2005 "Blaming Others for Their Own Failures" What Country was Bush Talking About? By DAVE LINDORFF You have to wonder ...
Sunday, November 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] anybody who doesn't believe they could have done a better job than this...

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...should probably just kill themselves Brown Complained, Discussed Wardrobe as Katrina Hit And newly-released e-mails continue to call in...
Saturday, November 05, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] A good one

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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life – so I became a ...
Friday, November 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] FOR MATT -- Protests Await Bush at Summit in Argentina

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On 11/4/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote: > > > Battle Looms Over Free Trade at Latin American Meeting > >...
Monday, October 31, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Klaus, you've been holding out on the best jokes...

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One of my wife's over-educated friends sent the attached list, prefaced by this message: "And this is as nice as I could imagine be...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

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Take your complaints to Home Depot, and  Safeway, and Bank of America, because they have missed your message that we've got one language...
Wednesday, October 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Another reason to love the administration!

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Every day brings more good news about why Caligula is going to go down in history as our bestest westest most outstandingly loveable (and br...

My blog is worth $564.54 right now apparently...

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Based on the price AOL paid for WebLogs Inc. ($25m) divided by their % share of Technorati sources - to give a $ price per Technorati link. ...
Tuesday, October 25, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt]…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good friends…really really good friends for years and years?

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This guy has a great blog at: http://coverthistory.blogspot.com/ consider a couple of items: Monday, October 24, 2005 Olson Twins Nearly Nak...
Monday, October 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] more on Bono ...

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I'm not disassembling when I say don't think it's not impossible to misunderestimate dubya's reality contact. On 10/24/05, k...
Sunday, October 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Caligula: The Master of Disaster

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On some other list I'm on (one full of mostly stupid people, unlike this bastion of higher reasoning), the topic of the New Orleans disa...
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Bono & Bush ...

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That Bono's keeping some strange company these days. He was very tight with Jesse Helms, who's image benefited from the association ...
Sunday, October 16, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush and African-Americans

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Bush Approval at All-time Low—2% Among African-Americans Meanwhile, the latest poll on President Bush shows what some analysts are saying ma...
Saturday, October 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] High School, Happy Days, That 70s Show, etc.

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The first time I did any fanzine stuff was when I was a student at Central Washington University in Ellensburg, which was about 4 years out ...
Tuesday, October 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] In more crack news: Crack is good for you!

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Charles Mudede, author of the best Police Beat column in America, reports the startling news that two crack smokers fought, and fell 30 feet...
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Friday, October 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: FAIR Calls for De-Funding CPB

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How about that, I started to put together something to post to this list on this very topic, before I went on vacation - I still might, but ...
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