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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Lance Armstrong

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In some incredibly important news (that the Easter Bunny for Fox! who needs to know that the criminal regime is unravelling before our eyes...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ImpeachGeorgeWBush] History Lesson

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I'd heard it all before except. "the kicker" at the end.  worth sticking it out for that ---------- Forwarded message --------...
Thursday, February 02, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Americans -- "they love us everywhere we go..."

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On 2/2/06, kdhaisch@aol.com < kdhaisch@aol.com > wrote: Matt writ...   > Calling Turks and American NATO allies is somet...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Leslie_Morris_Online] September 11th.

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Lez doesn't. I do. Some others on this list are at least entertaining the idea, but I would go so far as to put some money on it right...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] "Valley of the Wolves Iraq"

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Newsletter] The Conversation Today - The Mohammed cartoon: cultural sensitivity versus free speech

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Here's an example of free exercise of really dumb speech.  they wouldn't publish a cartoon of Jesus thumping blacks with a burning c...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Correction on your Band Name Origins page...

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It just now struck me... man, I am so slow - I loved The Thompson Twins "hold me now" back then - even learned it and played a co...
Wednesday, February 01, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Julia Roberts' Broadway Debut Sparks Ticket-Buying Frenzy

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I was worried about what was going to happen to elderly people and college students, but now I'm not worried anymore because a lot of pe...
Monday, January 30, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] maximum sucking power

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I heard that phrase used on a tv vacuum cleaning commercial, but it could be applied to television in general. It's all so very awful, ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: eSkeptic: Coast to Coast; annual conference; 9/11

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I hope you can explain something to me about what this "skeptic" thing is all about.  I don't think it was you, I think it was...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Day-O! Harry Belafonte stands up for Dubya.

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Thank you Harry, for not letting Kanye West get away with that terrible slander. AMY GOODMAN: Kanye West, after Hurricane Katrina, said Pres...
Sunday, January 29, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] News story

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On the news, they showed George Bushes Jr and Sr and their respective wives, the battleax and the other one, going to church. I thought, ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Why can't Americans read?

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Why can't people read? If people weren't so stupid, they would know why - I have explained it in my groundbreaking work, establishi...
Saturday, January 28, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Mortifying moment on TV a few minutes ago.

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I just saw the pretender in chief on TV discussing the Palestinian elections. It was a piteous sight. I'd say he was a liar and a hypo...
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