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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, February 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] The Cartoons that Shook the World

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Unique among religions, the Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny welcome ridicule of our faith and our deity.  In fact, it is one of the centr...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Good News for Modern Matt

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GOOD NEWS from BBC News: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/health/3072021.stm Men could reduce...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Charity is now a crime

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Don't give anything to the needy, or you will be investigated * Venezuelan-Owned Citgo Faces Congressional Inquiry For Offering Discount...
Thursday, February 23, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Tootsie Vs. Mrs. Doubtfire

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Ok, let's forget for a moment that the country is being run by a bunch of lying pirates and thugs perfectly capable of covert actions th...
Sunday, February 19, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Invitation to join the OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny group

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On 20 Feb 2006 04:44:04 -0000, OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny moderator < OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny-owner@yahoogrou...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Religions that kill, and a refreshing alternative

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There was an interesting piece on 60 Minutes that made it pretty clear that the publishing of the anti-Muslim cartoons in Denmark was a pret...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Magazine Article

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The cover story of the current People Magazine is "Britney Spears Speaks Her Mind." I've attached the text of the article belo...
Friday, February 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Oh my gawd, I can't belief George Hamilton lasted longer than Tia Carrere on "Dancing With the Stars"

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White House asks for supplemental $72.4 bln for Iraq, Afghanistan wars 17 Feb 2006 The White House asked the Congress on Thursday for 72.4 b...
Thursday, February 16, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [progressive] Hillary Clinton Immortalized at Wax Museum

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She should never stand next to her wax effigy, for obvious reasons. On 2/16/06, Steven McCabe < blue_meanie_9@yahoo.com > wrote: ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Slut Paris Hilton to play a NUN ???

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> ANALYZE THIS -- PARIS HILTON IS A SLUT !!! > > PLAY MOTHER TERESA?? YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN' MIND!!!! > I don...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Dake-Bonoists] Hey bro, check out the huge sale these guys are offering

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I don't want patches, I want enlightenment!  I feel an everloving song coming on: Where have all the Dake-Bonoists gone ? Long time ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [ImpeachGeorgeWBush] funny)

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I just hate reading this kind of bullshit.  The US government has no interest in speading democracy to the middle east, and never has.  Atte...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Aerosmith Parody: Cheney's got a gun!

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I wish I had thought of this... http://rickdavismusic.com/cheneysgotagun.mp3 I encourage all my Dick Cheney Gun Club pals with radio pr...
Wednesday, February 15, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Cheney

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It gets more and more interesting... Cheney's Chappaquiddick   The Real Story Emerges   By RJ Eskow   The real story is a...
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