Saturday, March 04, 2006

Matt's excellent adventures in cyberspace, pt. 4

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Blank says: hi Blank says: FUCK YOU CUNT Blank says: WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE Matt Love says: gosh, I didn't know you felt that way a...

Spike Lee disses Condoleezza "Great Legs" Rice

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everybody seems hung up on that shoe issue. I remember the total absence of jokes and slams on Imelda Marcos when the issue of her shoe thin...
Friday, March 03, 2006

Leave us alone, Britney

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Hey Britney glad to hear about your marriage. I've been getting your spam on many, many yahoo lists I'm on, and I've been gettin...
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Votes Against Us in the U.N.

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>Member States have records of voting against the U.S. that are equally as bad as the > records of the countries named in the message...

Vitiate in these musics

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Luciana writes, Google translates: Thursday, March 02, 2006 Vão in jukebox of the Fonal Records (www.fonal.com) and say me that language is ...
Thursday, March 02, 2006

They know their stuff....

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They know their Jandek fans, don't they? (read the "Visitors interested in Jandek Lyrics may also interested in..." part) http...
Wednesday, March 01, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt]D’oh! More know Simpsons than Constitution

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People aren't being stupid, they just have good reality contact.  Ever since Homer Simpson was elected, First Amendment rights have been...
Tuesday, February 28, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] bizarro news: 66% have reality contact

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This is indeed bizarro news. Since he's doing the same shitty job as he's always done, I'd expect him to be getting 90% approva...
Friday, February 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] The Cartoons that Shook the World

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Unique among religions, the Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny welcome ridicule of our faith and our deity.  In fact, it is one of the centr...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Good News for Modern Matt

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GOOD NEWS from BBC News: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/health/3072021.stm Men could reduce...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Charity is now a crime

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Don't give anything to the needy, or you will be investigated * Venezuelan-Owned Citgo Faces Congressional Inquiry For Offering Discount...
Thursday, February 23, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Tootsie Vs. Mrs. Doubtfire

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Ok, let's forget for a moment that the country is being run by a bunch of lying pirates and thugs perfectly capable of covert actions th...
Sunday, February 19, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Invitation to join the OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny group

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On 20 Feb 2006 04:44:04 -0000, OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny moderator < OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny-owner@yahoogrou...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Religions that kill, and a refreshing alternative

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There was an interesting piece on 60 Minutes that made it pretty clear that the publishing of the anti-Muslim cartoons in Denmark was a pret...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Magazine Article

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The cover story of the current People Magazine is "Britney Spears Speaks Her Mind." I've attached the text of the article belo...
Friday, February 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Oh my gawd, I can't belief George Hamilton lasted longer than Tia Carrere on "Dancing With the Stars"

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White House asks for supplemental $72.4 bln for Iraq, Afghanistan wars 17 Feb 2006 The White House asked the Congress on Thursday for 72.4 b...
Thursday, February 16, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [progressive] Hillary Clinton Immortalized at Wax Museum

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She should never stand next to her wax effigy, for obvious reasons. On 2/16/06, Steven McCabe < blue_meanie_9@yahoo.com > wrote: ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Slut Paris Hilton to play a NUN ???

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> ANALYZE THIS -- PARIS HILTON IS A SLUT !!! > > PLAY MOTHER TERESA?? YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN' MIND!!!! > I don...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Dake-Bonoists] Hey bro, check out the huge sale these guys are offering

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I don't want patches, I want enlightenment!  I feel an everloving song coming on: Where have all the Dake-Bonoists gone ? Long time ...