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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: from Sen. Maria Cantwell

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For the past six years the Bush administration has waged a war on everything that reasonable people hold dear.  For the past six years, Mari...
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More news (can your heart stand the shocking facts?)

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It's been an astonishingly productive couple of days here at the International House of Can Yo' Ass Dig It. In addition to getting T...

Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny church news

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While The Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny struggles with issues such as lower than desired subscription levels (we used to have ...

Mousetrap Project is on the map!

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I put the songs that comprise The Mousetrap Project up at Soundclick (www.soundclick.com/TheMousetrapProject) and it's already a big hit...
Friday, March 10, 2006

something involving a groundhog...

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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall on the same day. It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaning...

With all that is happening in the world, Fox thinks THIS is important!

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I'm surprised this story was on Fox and not on NPR (or locally on KUOW).  It is amazing to me how much of their programming they devote ...
Thursday, March 09, 2006

I need to know you and feel you

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Matt Bob Says Check it out

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Yanni arrested for beating his girlfriend

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Maybe she let the "mood candles" burn out.

Kerry to introduce line-item veto bill

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I am reeling from this news.  Kerry wants to give Bush MORE power?  What an asshole.   Is he supporting articles of impeachment?   On 3/6...
Saturday, March 04, 2006

Matt's excellent adventures in cyberspace, pt. 4

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Blank says: hi Blank says: FUCK YOU CUNT Blank says: WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE Matt Love says: gosh, I didn't know you felt that way a...

Spike Lee disses Condoleezza "Great Legs" Rice

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everybody seems hung up on that shoe issue. I remember the total absence of jokes and slams on Imelda Marcos when the issue of her shoe thin...
Friday, March 03, 2006

Leave us alone, Britney

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Hey Britney glad to hear about your marriage. I've been getting your spam on many, many yahoo lists I'm on, and I've been gettin...
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Votes Against Us in the U.N.

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>Member States have records of voting against the U.S. that are equally as bad as the > records of the countries named in the message...

Vitiate in these musics

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Luciana writes, Google translates: Thursday, March 02, 2006 Vão in jukebox of the Fonal Records (www.fonal.com) and say me that language is ...
Thursday, March 02, 2006

They know their stuff....

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They know their Jandek fans, don't they? (read the "Visitors interested in Jandek Lyrics may also interested in..." part) http...
Wednesday, March 01, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt]D’oh! More know Simpsons than Constitution

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People aren't being stupid, they just have good reality contact.  Ever since Homer Simpson was elected, First Amendment rights have been...
Tuesday, February 28, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] bizarro news: 66% have reality contact

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This is indeed bizarro news. Since he's doing the same shitty job as he's always done, I'd expect him to be getting 90% approva...
Friday, February 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] The Cartoons that Shook the World

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Unique among religions, the Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny welcome ridicule of our faith and our deity.  In fact, it is one of the centr...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Good News for Modern Matt

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GOOD NEWS from BBC News: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/health/3072021.stm Men could reduce...
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When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.
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