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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Celebrity News You Can Use

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Britney Spears is reportedly white hot with anger at Jessica Simpson for displacing her as "America's Favorite Skank." "F...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Georgia Senate Defeats Jane Fonda Resolution

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These people are pathetic. Unlike Dubya the coward, Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.  The chickenhawks that didn't go are trying to criminali...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [canadianclassicrock] Mitch Ryder,Martha Reeves.The Knack and Kato Kaelin

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Peter Jermyn < peterjermyn@gmail.com > Date: Mar 16, 2006 9:56 AM Subject: [canadiancl...

[CanYoAssDigIt] President Jonah

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Gore Vidal believes, as I have theorized, that the hurricane that devastated Louisiana was sent by Jehovah to us because President J. Jonah ...
Wednesday, March 15, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt]Fwd: Penthouse Forum™ Letter

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From: Ignatius P. Valiant <ignatiuspvaliant@gmail.com> Date: Mar 15, 2006 6:46 PM Subject: Penthouse Forum™ Letter To: CanYoAssDigIt@y...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] thank god they are arresting these terrorists

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I can think of nothing that scares me more than pensioners who resisted a criminal "police action" 40 years ago running loose on t...
Sunday, March 12, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush's New Critics

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tell me about it! Bush's New Critics Paul Krugman - March 10, 2006 Paul Krugman addresses conservative commentators who...
Saturday, March 11, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: from Sen. Maria Cantwell

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For the past six years the Bush administration has waged a war on everything that reasonable people hold dear.  For the past six years, Mari...
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More news (can your heart stand the shocking facts?)

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It's been an astonishingly productive couple of days here at the International House of Can Yo' Ass Dig It. In addition to getting T...

Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny church news

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While The Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny struggles with issues such as lower than desired subscription levels (we used to have ...

Mousetrap Project is on the map!

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I put the songs that comprise The Mousetrap Project up at Soundclick (www.soundclick.com/TheMousetrapProject) and it's already a big hit...
Friday, March 10, 2006

something involving a groundhog...

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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall on the same day. It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaning...

With all that is happening in the world, Fox thinks THIS is important!

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I'm surprised this story was on Fox and not on NPR (or locally on KUOW).  It is amazing to me how much of their programming they devote ...
Thursday, March 09, 2006

I need to know you and feel you

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Matt Bob Says Check it out

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Yanni arrested for beating his girlfriend

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Maybe she let the "mood candles" burn out.

Kerry to introduce line-item veto bill

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I am reeling from this news.  Kerry wants to give Bush MORE power?  What an asshole.   Is he supporting articles of impeachment?   On 3/6...
Saturday, March 04, 2006

Matt's excellent adventures in cyberspace, pt. 4

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Blank says: hi Blank says: FUCK YOU CUNT Blank says: WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE Matt Love says: gosh, I didn't know you felt that way a...

Spike Lee disses Condoleezza "Great Legs" Rice

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everybody seems hung up on that shoe issue. I remember the total absence of jokes and slams on Imelda Marcos when the issue of her shoe thin...
Friday, March 03, 2006

Leave us alone, Britney

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Hey Britney glad to hear about your marriage. I've been getting your spam on many, many yahoo lists I'm on, and I've been gettin...
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