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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Patti LaBelle

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Patti LaBelle obviously hasn't been paying attention for the last six years. What you are supposed to do is whine that "this is a ...
Wednesday, March 29, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] The Stranger's Spectacularly Bad Taste (and Timing)

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In last week's issue of The Stranger (a free Seattle rag) still available for pick up around town, they ran one of their "NEW COLUM...
Monday, March 27, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [MIDIChat] Scary Theme

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sorry, didn't scare me as much as  4 more years of republicans - now that scares the shit out of me.  I can only hope that voters just ...
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] horrible horrible tv

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I will never forget Mike Mitchell recommending watching more TV, to get in touch with the psyche of the American people. I'm sure he tho...
Thursday, March 16, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Celebrity News You Can Use

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Britney Spears is reportedly white hot with anger at Jessica Simpson for displacing her as "America's Favorite Skank." "F...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Georgia Senate Defeats Jane Fonda Resolution

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These people are pathetic. Unlike Dubya the coward, Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.  The chickenhawks that didn't go are trying to criminali...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [canadianclassicrock] Mitch Ryder,Martha Reeves.The Knack and Kato Kaelin

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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Peter Jermyn < peterjermyn@gmail.com > Date: Mar 16, 2006 9:56 AM Subject: [canadiancl...

[CanYoAssDigIt] President Jonah

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Gore Vidal believes, as I have theorized, that the hurricane that devastated Louisiana was sent by Jehovah to us because President J. Jonah ...
Wednesday, March 15, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt]Fwd: Penthouse Forum™ Letter

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From: Ignatius P. Valiant <ignatiuspvaliant@gmail.com> Date: Mar 15, 2006 6:46 PM Subject: Penthouse Forum™ Letter To: CanYoAssDigIt@y...
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[CanYoAssDigIt] thank god they are arresting these terrorists

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I can think of nothing that scares me more than pensioners who resisted a criminal "police action" 40 years ago running loose on t...
Sunday, March 12, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush's New Critics

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tell me about it! Bush's New Critics Paul Krugman - March 10, 2006 Paul Krugman addresses conservative commentators who...
Saturday, March 11, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: from Sen. Maria Cantwell

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For the past six years the Bush administration has waged a war on everything that reasonable people hold dear.  For the past six years, Mari...
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More news (can your heart stand the shocking facts?)

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It's been an astonishingly productive couple of days here at the International House of Can Yo' Ass Dig It. In addition to getting T...

Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny church news

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While The Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny struggles with issues such as lower than desired subscription levels (we used to have ...

Mousetrap Project is on the map!

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I put the songs that comprise The Mousetrap Project up at Soundclick (www.soundclick.com/TheMousetrapProject) and it's already a big hit...
Friday, March 10, 2006

something involving a groundhog...

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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall on the same day. It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaning...

With all that is happening in the world, Fox thinks THIS is important!

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I'm surprised this story was on Fox and not on NPR (or locally on KUOW).  It is amazing to me how much of their programming they devote ...
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