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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] From the Jay Leno message board...

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This is as I've suspected for some time: All of us Jay LENO Fans ARE to put it mildly and to be polite.... WE ARE ALL... Set apart from...
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Monday, September 25, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] I will pull down a mighty reckoning on Hugo Chávez

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No wonder Hugo Chávez is so unpopular with Bizarros. The following from the NY Times: *** At a news conference after his spirited address to...
Sunday, September 10, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] I don't want you to forget....

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I know you were in danger of forgetting that tomorrow is the 5th anniversary of the only thing that ever happened in history happy national ...
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Saturday, September 09, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: By your 37th birthday, Matt, a miracle could change your life. Don't miss this chance!

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Rochelle the psychic missed the boat on this one, didn't she? Aside from the fact tht my 37th BD came and went without much of a miracle...
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Friday, September 08, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [ I F S ] SSS looking for a MySpace Savvy Fan

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"Austin moved to LA, he's living in Kara Dioguardi's home in Hollywood Hills. (she was a judge on the show and a very successf...
Thursday, August 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: CBS, NBC Clean Up Bush's 'Happy' Talk

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Mighty nice of them. It reinforces my opinion that as soon as he leaves office, we will learn what his damage is - like Reagan, any thinkin...
Friday, August 18, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Fwd: Unable to deliver your message

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hey, that's ok, I dig free speech, even irresponsible speech. I've been expecting this for a while - the crime of seditious libel is...
Thursday, August 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Unable to deliver your message

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There is something wrong with my gmail account. I attempted to reply to your e-mail via the list.  It certainly can't be that I've b...
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When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.
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