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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: whats up??

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Hey Heather, I agree, I'm a cutie, 4 out of 5 doctors concur, plastic surgery been very very good to me. I ha...

Sunday, December 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Life's rich pagent...

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I suckle at the glass teat, and my life is rich and full. I don't know how I went without TV for 30 years, I mu...

Saturday, December 23, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Hey

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper

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Could you please send telemarketing Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@ gmail.com> wrote: I could not make this stuff...

Monday, December 18, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Joe S has sent you a private message

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Click here to read your message from Joe S: http://www.flixster .com/servlet/ invite/4427...

Sunday, December 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper

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I could not make this stuff up if I tried.... On 12/17/06, DJ L'Monte < djlmonte_357@ yahoo.com > wrote:...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...

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I thought it was the name of a blimp, too. A right wing talk show blimp who stole his first name from a Canadian rock group that has...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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