It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [OregonDems_etc] Who was "Caroline"???

If true, it's creepy. The song was released in September 16, 1969, when Caroline Kennedy would have been 12. H...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Re: Miracle D sent you a message...

Hey Mary Nice to hear from you. I checked out the link you provided, and you seem like a real nice girl. I'm...

Monday, November 19, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] New Dolly Parton Song - Brace yourself it's fantastic! "HELLO GOD"

Subject: New Dolly Parton Song - Brace yourself it's fantastic! "HELLO GOD" ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Miracle D sent you a message...

Hey Mary Hillary Y I think we could be a match. They say that opposites attract... I'm cowardly, ugly, phlegmat...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [OregonDems_etc] Rudy is one scary dude -"Couldn't get elected dogcatcher on 9/10"

Wow, now this is really brilliant - why didn't anybody think of this before - an easily quantifiable measure of ...

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Check out my photos of my starring role on Ringo!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Fw: Get my latest book FREE!

---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: matt love < mattlove1@gmail. com > Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:22 PM S...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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