It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Matt and Rose have a falling out, but patch things up.

---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Matt Love Date: Sat, Oct 30, 2010 at 7:19 PM Subject: Our...

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] mattlove1 sent you a video: "CITY Adventures"

I must say, I do an excellent job playing Uncle Bob... it's a brief but key role. Don't blink o...

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] By the way, I have not heard from you recently [1 Attachment]

[ Attachment(s) from matt love included below] I hope all is well. Her...

Friday, October 29, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Matt and Rose reach an arrangement

I learned from watching Flight of the Concordes that there are some great business opportunities in Nige...

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Jin is also interested in 'dog breath'!

I knew Zorpia was the best social network around, now I have proof. It's the only one where I've...

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Haloween songs, check, now how about some Easter songs?

Speaking of penis enlargement spam, a while back a songwriting list I belonged to was bombarded with spa...

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Chat with my employee

I'm starting to wonder about the wisdom opening a Nigerian branch office... Wednesday, October 27, 2...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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