It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Monday, March 28, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Vote for Jason Aldean for Entertainer of the Year!

Dear Sir or Ms, I'm not sure if I'm writing to the correct place, but I got an email from Eventf...

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: I am prepared to jam some of that heavy stuff, or failing that, eat candy corn.

Hey Phil, I am pretty much broken hearted that your band didn't accept me for membership, but I am t...

Friday, March 25, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: FLAVORPILL: Movies that were better than the book

Apparently the weaklings at Flaverpill have started moderating my highly intelligent comments. Well, th...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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