It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Suggestion

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Clark Lytle Geduldig & Cranford 1001 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Suite 750 South Washington, D.C. 20004 ...

Friday, November 18, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] A blast from the past

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I got this instant message and I did my usual pitch the bot some shit routine. It turned out to be a rea...

Thursday, November 17, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: I saw a poster downtown for your organization

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In general, it's probably better to NOT put the totallyawesome email address out all over the place ...

Thursday, November 10, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Tuesday's Elections were a huge success: 2012 starts now

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Hey thanks for the information, Rachel. I think the real problem is not people who don't vote - who ...

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Please, get it together

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Matt, I apologize to you. I found the messages in my inbox notifiying me that I have new ideas to add to...

Monday, November 07, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: When Kitten Wars Meets Occupy Wall Street

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I just wanted to let you know what a terrible, lousy, shoddy site you've endorced, and call your att...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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