It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, July 06, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: stelvin Daniel wrote a comment on one of your pictures.

Hello, Miss Stelvin Thank you for your inquiry regarding a long lasting relationship with me....

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Hey Matt, Send A Message To Heather!

Well, it depends. Is Heather the one on the right, or the left, in the picture? If she's ...

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My conversation with Melissa

I turned into a bot partway through this conversation, too. If you can identify the exact spot...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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