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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, April 02, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: BREAKTHROUGH: Call now to defend Iran diplomacy

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Oh, if only the nations of the world, and our own malevolent political leadership would negoti...

Monday, March 30, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: Iggy Azalea on Her Breast Implants: 'I Love Them So Much, I Had to Talk About Them'

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If you love them so much why don't you marry them? Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE DR...

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Fwd: [ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: MATT, Shipment delivery problem #00000855661

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Hey Garba, It looks like you might have some competition when it comes to killing me, this Gor...

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: MATT, Shipment delivery problem #00000855661 [1 Attachment]

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[ Attachment(s) from matt love included below] Hey Dan Th...

Saturday, March 28, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: Elizabeth Warren (I'm in!)

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Hi, Lawrence, I'll be voting for a candidate who offers an alternative to perpetual war, a...

Friday, March 27, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: good news

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Hey, Garba, are you familiar with the Internet Movie Database website? I'm trying to gene...

Friday, March 20, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] My secret message

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I had posted this to facebook, but I took it down because I'm the easy going funny guy on ...

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A Typical Matt Love: When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.

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