I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Willie Sighting
When I was in Austin last week I saw Willie Nelson waiting for the bus. Man, he looked terrible, about 150 years old.
Actually, I saw him more than once. I saw him all over town. Sometimes in more than one place at the same time.
Does this mean we'll have to pay income tax for every Willie iteration?
ReplyDeleteJoe Sibley