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Hello! How are you doing today?

hmmm doing great and u sir?

Oh, just fine. My wife is coming back from Washington DC in a couple of hours, I'm lookign forward to seeing her!

wow perfect day of yours! can u allow me to ask something?

sure you can ask me anything

ok thanks for that!

no problem! any time

ohhm u from? how old r u sir?

Where am I from? How far back should I go? Where was I born? Where do I live now?

kind of job that u have sir? i saw ur all photo ahead of time!
hehe maybe goes like that sir!

Well, I'll go way back. Most of my ancestors are from England, Germany, and the Scandanavian countries. My wife has been doing some geneological research, and she says that I am descended from the The House of Plantagenet a branch of the Angevins, a royal house founded by Geoffrey V of Anjou, father of Henry II of England. However, none of their money or land seems to have made it down to me.

Is that the information you were looking for?

maybe not,, but since u open up that 1 i understand hmm!well kids you have? sorry for this but theres something crueling in my mind the way you deliver ur statement is that some problems regarding of this?

I just wasn't sure I understood the question... I asked for clarification, but you didn't give me any, so i thought I'd start at the beginning, as far back as I know. Would you like for me to move onto when my ancestors came to the US, or fast forward to when I was born, or perhaps even to this year?

since i ask da permition first and u let me bout of that,ol u have to do s to let me somethings that iwant to ask for,am i ryt?? not like this ur the 1 hu open like this kind,,did i asked u about of this?? im sure never been..c wat uve done sir?? i know lil'bit depression that u have since da day,,,so just calm cause i know YUT uve been in bad cituation/past! so dont u try 2 throw that me! hah

on me!

Well, you still haven't told me what you wanted to know about where I am from. But I can answer some of the other questions. i am 55. I have one child.
What kind of job - I'm a musician.

ok! OH MY GOD!!! u made it 1by1 thank you sir! yeah i nkow that u r musician!mmm ilove music to o! can u play guitar ryt?

guitar and bass

wow nice handler hehe! wish u were here just to play the guitar while im singing! in a church sir?

I am not currently attending or playing music in church.
what church do you sing in?

no no,we are the same! in a BAR only sir! but i dont know how to play those music instrument!

ah, ok - what bars do you play in then? Any that are famous here in the US?

just a BARHOUSE sir other word not famous!
here only at phillipines sir!

Do you write songs, or sing songs by other people?

can only sing sir,!foreign singers are my bet !

off topic - but just wondering - it must be the middle of the night there, right?

do you mean to compose songs? hehe

oh, I write so that nobody can say I'm doing the songs wrong. Only I can say the right way to play them!

no no no! it almost 5 in the morning here!
okie

so did you get up early, or go to bed late?

go to bed late sir! f u want to take your rest sir its ok for me!

no, it's 6 pm here.... I am wide awake and just fine. I can manage to stay up for a few more hours!

ok thats good to heard! hmm! familiar with matt monro? and matt white?

can I hear your singing anywhere on the internet? Do you have any vids on youtube for example?

okie give me few days just to upload to the internet!
y is that sir?

Hey, i just want to hear what you do
i will tell other people to listen, too

hehe just calmdown sir! hehe ok ok sir!

well, I wont' be able to sleep until I hear you sing, so do it soon

hmmm! thanks for that sir ok ok just gve me liltime!

ok!

wat would you like songs that im going to sing?!
title with singer!
performer rather !

oh oh... I don't thnk I can do that. I don't have a camera on this computer....

hmmp! but i cant promise that i accomplish that! pls !
on this day!

how about you tell me one you've done before....

none! never been!

Ok, I'm seriously confused now
You sing in bars. right? just tell me a song you have done in a bar...

ohh my god what are you doing?

I'm just trying to help you pick a song to record for youtube

i didnt expect that our conversation goes like this!

what did you want to talk about instead?

ok pick songs that u want to hear that i have to perform!

what do you like? country music? heavy metal?
classical?

singers that u like?

Lulina is my favorite

lulina?sounds not familiar! lon fud ka
some songs of that certain person?


ahaha! yudifutah! baylah u?

I need to put this into google translation: "yudifutah! baylah u?"

i can understand those song of her! and i dont know how to perform those songs of her!

ah, you speak portuguese?

just txt me or call in this mobile no.09358148120

I'm not sure I want to get into this "yudifutah"
I looked it up on google: "yudifutah - I am a 27 year old Male from . I am into -- and my favorite sexual position is --. My sexual fantasy is -- and I love --. While watching porn I --."
no sir, I don't swing that way. i'm not criticizing anybody's lifestyle, but that's not how I do things.

When I looked up "baylah u" it wants to tell me about Baylor University: Baylor University | A Nationally Ranked Christian University ...
www.baylor.edu/
A top Texas Christian University, As one of the top Texas colleges & Universities, Baylor offers a variety of undergraduate & graduate programs.
Undergraduate Admissions - goBaylor - About Baylor - Faculty & Staff

seriously!

oh my god! im still waiting to ur call f u cant sorry thats means this is oll childish things!

yeah, my phone only lets me call inside the US

ur timer start nowww!
i know ho u are my dear so dont be rude or else hmmp!

actually, I am on a time limit... anne (my wife) is coming back into town from washington dc tonight - I better start cleaning up pretty soon....
because I let things get a little messed up while she's gone...
better fix it before she gets back!

thats nice to do than to waste time for like this bullsh8 conversation!

oh, I figured this conversation was going somewhere.
I am learning about the next great singer of the world
when I understand what you like and what you do well enough, I can start working with you

im gonna delete ur account here f didnt call me thats only the way that i admit that u are foreigner ,,no reason at all!

I
I'm not a foreigner here...
but I understand I'm a foreigner where you are.

ahaha! mook ra na yut!
enaf time gonna wait your call inside of 3 hours f nothings result better to quit!

so anne just called... her flight had been delayed... but now it is going to take off. so I leave in about an hour

bye gonna take my breakfast mwahhh ingat yut! sir!

don't wait up for my call, please... I can't do it. my service is only inside the US.
take care! looking forward to seeing your vids

u make me sick and hesitate my day!

thank you! I appreciate the vote of confidence. Just earlier today stella daniel said nice things

bye for now! rmember yet! 3 hours only! bye

do you know her?
she said "u are the most deceitful man i ever seen all my life,, u are full of shit ok,, never contact me any more,, BIG FOOL"

and hu s dat?

a very close, dear friend of mine.
if you ever meet her, you can ask her why she's so upset with me... http://www.facebook.com/stella.waterfront

ohh turning into foolishness???

if you want to, I mean. I don't want to cause anybody any trouble....

ohh????

I try to stay out of trouble, and not make trouble for other people....
I'm very puzzled when people get all excited about something I did, very puzzled.
I just don't know....

cause uve been in a cituation that somebodys called u aning? ryt?

I can understand her calling me a big fool, yes that is true, 240 pounds of foolishness.
but deceitful? That part I don't understand

do to clean up ur house instead of this then rmember wat uve said??? dont contact u anymore?? so let me do this!

oh, I hope you contact me again, for sure.
but you're right, I should clean.
there I was being foolish again!
Now I know I have exactly one hour
well, 50 minutes to clean.
I think I can get that all done

shut ur mouth up!

but I don't want to get between you and your breakfast, it's the only way to get large like me.

bye 2hours remaining! bye

let me know if you can sing this one!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWHfbryRIqE&list=UUNuNHmcHUOs29zBR2kd39pg&index=14&feature=plcp
You crack me up! You say that you can't upload any more pictures because somebody is stealing your pictures - but you didn't even bother to rename the picture you downloaded from http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleri.... You are one funny girl (or guy!) I'm glad you are my friend!