I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Monday, June 11, 2012

[TheTreePlanter] YOU can make a difference.

 

http://wakeup-world.com/2012/05/10/lone-indian-man-plants-1360-acre-forest/

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A little over 30 years ago, a teenager named Jadav Molai Payeng began burying seeds along a barren sandbar near his birthplace in northern India's Assam region to grow a refuge for wildlife.

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My Conversation With Margarida Bonacho

 

Jun 10 10:47 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Hey
Jun 10 10:48 PM
Matt Love:Hey Margarida, how are you?
Jun 10 10:48 PM
Margarida Bonacho:I feel great today and you?
Jun 10 10:49 PM
Matt Love:are you feeling better yet?
Jun 10 10:49 PM
Matt Love:oh, I guess you are, that's good
Jun 10 10:49 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory :)
Jun 10 10:50 PM
Matt Love:Now don't be playing funny name games with me, It's the Mattster you're talking to here.
Jun 10 10:50 PM
Margarida Bonacho:I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Jun 10 10:51 PM
Matt Love:ah, c'mon Margarida - don't pretend you don't remember goign to the emergency room after our last date...
Jun 10 10:51 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Can i ask you a quest?
Jun 10 10:51 PM
Matt Love:You had bruises down your esophogus all the way to your stomach after you went down on me...
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Matt Love:They don't call me Moby Dick for nothing...
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Matt Love:Are you kidding? They'll be calling you Captain Ahab after another round with me
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Margarida Bonacho:lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Matt Love:I'm the one with the harpoon, and you're the one who goes down, LOL
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Margarida Bonacho:ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Matt Love:I'll tell you just what to do with that blow hole...
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Margarida Bonacho:um goto http://t.co/OAkyuGj and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Matt Love:Can I call you the Great White Whale, in honor of your whooty?
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Matt Love:Do you celebrate talk like a pirate day?
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Matt Love:aaarrrght! Let's matey!
Jun 10 10:55 PM
Margarida Bonacho:fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
Jun 10 10:55 PM
Matt Love:OK, take a deep breath, and down you dive!
Jun 10 10:55 PM
Margarida Bonacho:What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Jun 10 10:57 PM
Matt Love:wear your great white panties, please
Jun 10 10:57 PM
Margarida Bonacho:I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(
Jun 10 10:59 PM
Matt Love:Yes, I see you. You are massive and white. You fill up my entire screen.
Jun 10 10:59 PM
Matt Love:I'd have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot.
Jun 10 10:59 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Matt Love:whole wheat flour, becvause white flour would look just like your skin.
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Margarida Bonacho:i'll be waiting for you! Goto http://t.co/OcxkJYt and Join!
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Matt Love:every good boy deserves fellatio, I learned that in music class.
Jun 10 11:01 PM
Matt Love:From my piano teacher, Ms. Melody Devine

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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: I want to see you at the Convention

 

Dear Michelle,

We're not really acquainted, but since you feel free to address me informally, I'll respond to you in kind. 

Why do you wish to see me at the convention?  So the militarized domestic police can beat me to a pulp for raising my voice?

Perhaps you wish to send me to a detention center, or have me interrogated because I've been exercising free speech some lately?

No thank you. If i do come to the convention, it will be to protest the increasingly lawless and reckless behavior of your husband's regime.

Sincerely yours,

Matt Love

On Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 4:48 PM, Michelle Obama <info@clt2012.com> wrote:
A Message from the Charlotte in 2012 Convention Host Committee - Visit CharlotteIn2012.com for more info.

Dear Matt,

I have said this before: we cannot do this alone.

Fortunately, we have people like you who have built an incredible foundation of grassroots support.

And with your help, we are committed to making the 2012 Democratic National Convention in North Carolina a resounding success. This year, we'll be hosting a convention which -- for the first time in modern history – is not being funded by corporations, lobbyists, and PACs. Instead, we're counting on people like you, giving $5, $10, or whatever you can afford, to make this the most open and accessible convention yet.

And we want to say thanks by bringing grassroots supporters like you to Charlotte to be there for the big event.

If you give $5, or whatever you can right now, you will automatically be entered to join us at the Convention in September -- airfare, accommodations and tickets to the convention covered for the week.

Barack and I are committed to this convention because it reflects the values we believe in -- a political process where people, not special interests, hold the power.

I hope to see you in Charlotte!

Sincerely,

Michelle

P.S. Since we started this campaign together, supporters like you have been with us every step of the way and today, I'm asking for your help to make the 2012 Democratic National Convention in North Carolina a success.

Give $5 – or whatever you can right now – to own a piece of this convention. When you do, you'll be automatically entered for the chance to be there.

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Friday, June 01, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] "Hot or Not" hates my ass face....

 

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Your Petition has Ended

 

And they certainly made a mistake. The event was a flop, thanks to their lack of intelligence and good taste.  Having "Like A Dog To His Vomit" as the theme song for the event would have been so much better than having Matt "Creator of the Simpsons" Groening there. 

Oh well. Their loss.

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From: Change.org <mail@change.org>
Date: Wed, May 30, 2012 at 3:00 AM
Subject: Your Petition has Ended
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


Your petition, The Planners of the "Return to Evergreen" event on May 18th – 20th, 2012: Adopt "Like A Dog To His Vomit" as the official song of the event., is now closed. Supporters may no longer sign your petition. To reopen your petition, click here.

Since Feb 28, 2012 you sent 1 letter to The Planners of the "Return to Evergreen" event on May 18th – 20th, 2012 speaking up for The Planners of the "Return to Evergreen" event on May 18th – 20th, 2012: Adopt "Like A Dog To His Vomit" as the official song of the event..

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Harry added a comment to your profile

 

I was intrigued to learn more about you.  Harry was also my father's name.

Add new comment   

Hello, I am euna(eunaharry@live.com) How are you?hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health. Please I went through your profile at www.wayn.com i read it and took interest in it, please if you don't mind i will like you to write me on this ID (eunaharry@live.com) hope to hear from you soon, and I will be waiting for your mail because i have something VERY important to tell you. Lots of love Euna please contact me now through my email address eunaharry@live.com
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On Sun, May 20, 2012 at 3:10 PM, WAYN <info@whereareyounow.com> wrote:
Hi Matt

  Harry Euna has added a comment to your profile

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] I'm hot stuff at Hot or Not

 

16 Taylor 20, Los Angeles, CA 

River Rafting Victoria secret Sundresses +12
Mattlove — Friday, 16 March 2012 03:05 PM

Hey, can I get access to your private albums?

Mattlove — 11:01 PM
Yes, of course. Careful there, though, powerful stuff. It will make hair grow on your palms

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Friday, April 27, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Somebody who crushes on you sent you something! 93

 

Hey Mfallon

glad you love me and matt match too. I'm a big fan of Mr. Match, I
can't blame you for desiring him, but don't know what you see in me.
Please write about your feelings for me on the back of a 20 dollar
bill and leet's take it from there.

On Fri, Apr 27, 2012 at 8:24 PM, <mlfallon@roadrunner.com> wrote:
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Monday, April 23, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: News Alert: Obama to target foreign nationals’ use of new technologies in human rights abuses

 

He wants to have the exclusive rights to use new technologies to abuse people

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From: The Washington Post <newsletters@email.washingtonpost.com>
Date: Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Subject: News Alert: Obama to target foreign nationals' use of new technologies in human rights abuses
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


   
The Washington Post Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:04:49 PM
NEWS ALERT

Obama to target foreign nationals' use of new technologies in human rights abuses


President Obama will issue an executive order Monday that will allow U.S. officials for the first time to impose sanctions against foreign nationals found to have used new technologies -- from cellphone tracking to Internet monitoring -- to help carry out grave human rights abuses.


Read more at:
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