Thursday, April 07, 2005

Willie Sighting

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When I was in Austin last week I saw Willie Nelson waiting for the bus. Man, he looked terrible, about 150 years old. Actually, I saw him mo...
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Fwd: An Incoherent Threat

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horizontally, face down? On Apr 6, 2005 9:53 AM, PaSibley@PityDaFool.Com wrote: > From the XYZ intranet: > Quality Quote of the Month ...
Monday, April 04, 2005

Language Watch

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In a presentation at the ARSC conference that I just returned from. One presenter pressed ahead with his findings before he was fully ready,...
Sunday, April 03, 2005

Famed Attorney Johnnie Cochran, 67, Dies

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Cockran at least did some good in his life, unlike Dubya. Oh wait, Dubya did some good blow in his life, you have to give him that. * Famed...
Friday, March 25, 2005

Update...

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Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know what I'm up too these days. I appreciate the support you've given me in the past, those quar...

Celebrity News: League Stars in the Ladies Baseball League caught using performance-enhancing drugs

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(AP) Two of the biggest stars of the Ladies Baseball League (LBL), Courtney Love of the Holey Hos of Hogsoth and Wynona Ryder of the Doe-Eye...

Popular Feature Returns

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That's right, once again I'm here to make fun of moronic musician ads, and the moronic musicians that run them. Todays featured ad: ...
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The Final Score: Miss Congeniality – 2, Audience – 0

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This is a kick ass review from The Stranger. Q: Why do they keep making sequels to turd fests? A: Do to the fact that we are half as intel...
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Son of "Some Stuff Happened, And Then It Stopped Happening"

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It seems the quickest way to drive something out of my life is to find a use for it. Example – a couple of days ago, I was walking form the ...

Reminiscing...

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My wife thinks I should write a book about my experiences in the world of hipster music. It really isn't a very interesting story - nev...
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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Re: [BloodParadise] Welcome Joe Swordfish!

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Well, you won't find that kind of information here - the other members couldn't be bothered to join this list. I set it up to increa...

Welcome Joe Swordfish!

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Glad to see some activity on this list. I'd like to welcome Joe Swordfish - it's a real honor to have him here. He's an experim...
Wednesday, March 23, 2005

New Feature: Celebrity hasbeen sightings

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I saw Axl Rose hanging out in the Seattle bus tunnel yesterday. Man, he looked terrible. Old, and withered. and so 5 minutes ago. Lindsey...
Monday, March 21, 2005

Courtney Love: Architect of the Cold War or "Where's Lindsey?"

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It's funny that over in the anti-bizarro-ultrazine list I was called a commie and invited to leave the country for telling the truth abo...

The other crimes of Scott Peterson - or "Enter Sandman"

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My gosh, it sure is a good thing that the old devil Peterson is in jail - now all this stuff will stop! While none of this has nearly as muc...

Fwd: What Wrong With Northern State?

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Very intelligent friend Joe writes: PONDEROUS! I'm sure these oppressees know what it feels like to be a fictitious womyn from three (?)...
Sunday, March 20, 2005

I hope it doesn't hurt too much

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I remember stating the obvious fact over at the anti-bizarro-ultrazine list that the US did not win the cold war - that the US and the Sovie...
Saturday, March 19, 2005

Right on, dude!

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This guy is so far ahead of me... I'm trying to grow up too, but it's hard leaving behind all that stupid hippy shit the enemies of ...
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Your program

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I haven't been a tv watcher for 31 years. Oh, sure, like 2nd hand smoke, it's unavoidable, especially at my parent's place, wher...
Friday, March 18, 2005

Re: [Canadianclassicrocksuckers] Digest Number 335

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that's right, be a friend to somebody in the military. Tell them to QUIT!!!!!!! On 15 Mar 2005 00:42:10 -0000, Canadianclassicrocksucker...