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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

[TheBigStupid] A Younger Girl

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Of course we like it. EVEN without a specific person in mind, the proportion of girls who are younger has risen to include just about all of...
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Friday, April 15, 2005

[TheBigStupid] Fwd: Matt - Your CD Baby Order! (#826588)

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for once, I'm not complaining about something stupid. In fact, I think this is pretty damn cool and funny. I will order from them again...
Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Welcome to the TheBigStupid group

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Hello, I've added you to my TheBigStupid group at Yahoo! Groups, a free, easy-to-use service. Yahoo! Groups makes it easy to send and re...
Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Re: [Canadianclassicrocksuckers] Digest Number 337

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Nice boy say big problem with military - bang bang shoot shoot kill people, beat wives and girlfriends too no good. Fuck a hippy, live happi...

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/lunaparadox.htm

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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sarookh Cort phil4221 About Me:Main Interest Where I live Florida Favorite Animal Antlion Favorite Ba...

Sarookh

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From: Sarookh Moderator Subject: Welcome to the Sarookh group Hello, I've added you to my Sarookh group at Yahoo! Groups, a free, easy-t...
Monday, April 11, 2005

Steven Spielberg will NOT be directing "Plan 13 From Outer Space"

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Spielberg was in the running, but he's a little to slick. I think that Mark Sabourin will do a better job of keeping it real. I assume ...
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Re: [TennesseeWayne] Don't Die Tennessee Wayne!

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Great to have enthusiastic new members! to keep it going, we really need to attract more people like you - more people to spread the faith,...
Thursday, April 07, 2005

Willie Sighting

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When I was in Austin last week I saw Willie Nelson waiting for the bus. Man, he looked terrible, about 150 years old. Actually, I saw him mo...
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Fwd: An Incoherent Threat

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horizontally, face down? On Apr 6, 2005 9:53 AM, PaSibley@PityDaFool.Com wrote: > From the XYZ intranet: > Quality Quote of the Month ...
Monday, April 04, 2005

Language Watch

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In a presentation at the ARSC conference that I just returned from. One presenter pressed ahead with his findings before he was fully ready,...
Sunday, April 03, 2005

Famed Attorney Johnnie Cochran, 67, Dies

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Cockran at least did some good in his life, unlike Dubya. Oh wait, Dubya did some good blow in his life, you have to give him that. * Famed...
Friday, March 25, 2005

Update...

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Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know what I'm up too these days. I appreciate the support you've given me in the past, those quar...

Celebrity News: League Stars in the Ladies Baseball League caught using performance-enhancing drugs

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(AP) Two of the biggest stars of the Ladies Baseball League (LBL), Courtney Love of the Holey Hos of Hogsoth and Wynona Ryder of the Doe-Eye...

Popular Feature Returns

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That's right, once again I'm here to make fun of moronic musician ads, and the moronic musicians that run them. Todays featured ad: ...
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The Final Score: Miss Congeniality – 2, Audience – 0

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This is a kick ass review from The Stranger. Q: Why do they keep making sequels to turd fests? A: Do to the fact that we are half as intel...
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Son of "Some Stuff Happened, And Then It Stopped Happening"

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It seems the quickest way to drive something out of my life is to find a use for it. Example – a couple of days ago, I was walking form the ...

Reminiscing...

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My wife thinks I should write a book about my experiences in the world of hipster music. It really isn't a very interesting story - nev...
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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Re: [BloodParadise] Welcome Joe Swordfish!

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Well, you won't find that kind of information here - the other members couldn't be bothered to join this list. I set it up to increa...

Welcome Joe Swordfish!

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Glad to see some activity on this list. I'd like to welcome Joe Swordfish - it's a real honor to have him here. He's an experim...
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When I dance, it looks a little like a hippo struggling to get out of an overturned rail car. When I sing, that's what it sounds like, too.
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