Thank you for using this forum to promote your comedy songs. i enjoy them, and am glad you are trying to keep this list alive, and not let them succumb to porn spam.
Speaking of which, a Songwriters and Poets list I was a member of was completely swamped with Porn spam (before the list was deleted) sent by a guy who called himself Saleem Obama. I turned the subject lines of his spam into lyrics for about 5 songs, and my friend Brad set them to music. You can hear them at:
My Naughty Neighbor Jessica:
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9817259
Pervert in a Turtleneck:
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9817311
Ricky And Lucy Are Getting It On:
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9817319
I think they are very funny. If you want to take a shot at the other two, I can make the lyrics available to you....
Justin Bieber's Come To Town (parody song)
Download free MP3:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_7612305
She found him on a dating site
Pretended he was Mr. Right:
A brilliant man and billionaire.
And so they launched a love affair.
Late one night he fell asleep.
To find dirt, she had to creep.
Stole passwords for his laptop
What she found made her jaw drop
(Chorus)
Chorus:
Breaking up without a fight
Sneaking out his door tonight
Something wrong with Mr. Right
Made her yell: Say never again.
So ashamed to learn this man
Was such a Justin Bieber fan
What gave this creepy guy such joy
In photos of that dancing boy?
Behind her lover's perfect smile
Must lurk a hidden pedophile
Why else would he flock together
With old dudes men who love "Never Say Never?"
(Chorus)
Her boyfriend calls says calm down
Justin Bieber's come to town.
I bought three tickets, front row seats.
I'll bring someone you need to meet.
I saw you sneaking round last night
Rushed out but you were out of sight
I hope you will soon understand
My daughter's the real Bieber fan.
(Chorus)
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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends.
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands
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