I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] I'm Sure It Will ALL Come Up At The Insanity Hearing

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] A Must See--Obama talking on video

 
 
Please watch this video and sent it to as many people as you can.  This man is scary, even more so than Hillary. 
 
Sorry if this does not agree with some of the people on my list.  It is something that just needs to be seen and thought about.

 

 
 
 
A Must See
 
Anyone casting a vote in November, this is one you
should click on and see. Turn on your sound.   (About 13 minutes long.)


 
 
 

 
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Monday, May 12, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My Monnie DearASS Story - Always Late, I AM !!!

Countless were the times I stood and watched MommieDearASS stand there pulling her hair out by the roots, screaming at the top of her lungs...
 
"I'm calling the men in the white ocats !!
I'm calling the men in the white coats!!!"
 
All because I wouldn't go to Sunday School with her each Sunday untill they dragged me out from under my bed and across the street with my heels marking the asphalt.
 
Had I kinown THEN what I know NOW,
I would have happily awaited the aRRival of the men in the white coats
to take me away ha ha he he ho ho.
 
My Mommie DearASS..I think (I think)
I will keep her (I think) in
Southern Florida and I will remain in Hollywood, CA...
 
It's as safe a place as I can get.
 
I mean I saw WAY to many AIRPORT, Posieden Adventure and Titanic movies to take my happy ass off any green spot, so I am stuck here.
 
Mommie DearASS is cool though.
 
JUST LIKE ME.
 
She only disappoints me in that she still has, at the age of 80, this teenaged voice on the telephone.
 
For decades I have tried to get her interested in all these phone sex 1-800 numbers where she could have a ball(s).
 
She is a computer genius on top of all that but not interested in the webcam thing.
 
Of course she would have to find some retarded much younger neighbor to pose for all that as SHE directs.
 
I know she can do it.
 
It's NOT The end of the weird
just because a person is 80.
 
Yet she prefers Bingo,
and watching ELLEN, and The View.
 
(what the hell?)
 
I just pray to God after enough Sunday School lessons that I am not playing Bingo when and if I reach that age.
 
Once she lost a book of postage stamps and accused me of stealing them.
 
She said that she would buy another book of stamps and shove them up her Vagina where no one could find them.
 
One of the things I learned in those Sunday School classes was that if you don't know what to say or do, that God would work through you and speak through you.
 
I didn't know what to say or do, so what came out in response to her declaration was this..
 
"Oh, Mother, Please !
Don't shove them UP THERE !!
YOU won't be able to find them!!!"
 
May sound like we don't get along but the truth of the matter is that we DO.
 
We're just too much like another
and I suppose the only difficult part of it is that when we are together we are looking in the mirror and that is acceptable to me.
 
HAS TO BE.

What ELSE is a guy gonna do (do)?
 
I am able to accept her as well as myself, unlike my older brother and sister who still play the game and only visit every five years or so.
 
I spend two weeks with her once a year
and have always recovered in time before I do it again.
 
My older brother and sister?
 
I haven't seen either of them since the weekend Princess DI died.
 
Nor any of my 5 other younger siblings.
 
Fine with me, less Chrsitmas cards to send.
 
Mother DearASS is enough for me.
 
We love one another to death.
 
If you know what I mean.
 
Hope she had a wonderful Mother's Day.
 
I shaved my shoulder length hair that she despised and sent her an email copy.
 
Probably killed her.
 
We must all do what we can to preserve civilization

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: [It's All About Me, Man] New comment on [CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] about Brit....

I got a very intelligent commenter on my blog... I wish the anonymous would come forth and declare themselves so I could dialogue with them, though...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sun, May 11, 2008 at 3:40 AM
Subject: [It&#39;s All About Me, Man] New comment on [CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] about Brit....
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] about Brit...":

really ....really nice



Posted by Anonymous to It's All About Me, Man at 3:40 AM

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] -Video Starring 4 Mothers And An S.O.B.



Richard Arlen REED arexar4@yahoo.com wrote:

Happy Mother's Day to all You Mothers and YOUR Mothers.
Love From
Rick REED
and MY Mother.
(She is nOT skitzophrenic.
And neither is she.
And She ain't either.
Or Her either.)
FUNNY, We Don't LOOK Jewish, DO We?


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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Happy Mother's Day -The 100th Anniversary Of Mother's Day !!!

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Copy and paste or just click on the link below and   Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's.
 
I hope it opens for everyone.
 
 

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar] Re: A true story for you

I certainly know better than to use the line "Are these breasts?" in my house!

Speaking of that memorable line, I heard Shira Assel singing on the flight back home from France!

Well, sort of. I got tired of movies (Enchanted - wonderful, Alvin and the Chipmunks, awful) so I was listening to music... in the collection Paris Au Feminin, Isabelle Adjani sings Pull Marine.

Perhaps she was inspired by Rogers and Clarke to do a little recording!

My friend Vincent, who I got to see in Paris, tells me that in France artistic expression is respected, and people accept it if a painter publishes a book of poetry, or an actor records an album (didn't Ronald Reagan say "Did you know the French have no word for 'dilettante?'"). 

Perhaps Rogers and Clarke would be regarded as geniuses in France, like Jerry Lewis... with paintings hanging in the Louvre!


On Mon, Apr 28, 2008 at 4:49 AM, Jocelyn Post <hjp1943@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yeah, You really know the lingo is a fave, as is the totally unusable in everyday life "Are these breasts?"
And "When you're on, you're on!"


matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
"You really know the lingo" has to be close to the top for me, too. 

There's so many... but I think my current is probably "Most guys'd be ashamed, but you've got the guts to just say 'to hell with it'. You say that you'd rather have nothing than settle for less"

And guess what?  I saw Shirra Assel here in Paris, too.

Well, her picture, anyway, this poster is up all over the city....

On Sat, Apr 26, 2008 at 9:53 AM, Dave Elvin <dave@daveelvin.com> wrote:
Matt Love wrote:

>
"Don't hustle me," I said. "l'm from Edmonton. They call me the Canadian
Goose!"

Matt, (sigh) you really know the lingo.

(That, btw, is my favorite line of the entire movie. What's yours?)

Peas,
Dave




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Re: [ILoveIshtar] Dont wait to get better health!

Sorry about that. this bot joined the list on  Nov 23, 2007 and apparently was dormant until today.  It must be vexing for somebody who has had to wait to get approved to join to see this.

I've deleted this "member" - hopefully there won't be many more of these...

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