I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, July 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Church and State

Governor Gregoire is not just saying that she is praying, or that we should be praying, she says we ARE praying- all of us in the Snake of Washington. Uppity atheists unite al-goddam-ready!

Since Christine is a Catholic, here's a joke I saw recently:
Q: What does a Catholic say at confession?
A: You first.

State News Release


Office of the Governor

Date: July 07, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Althea Cawley-Murphree, Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136


Gov. Christine Gregoire extends condolences to people of London

OLYMPIA -- Gov. Christine Gregoire today extended her condolences to the people of London who suffered multiple, coordinated attacks on their city. The governor visited London last month on her first trade mission. She said:

"Today my thoughts and prayers, and those of my family and six million Washingtonians, are with the people of London. On September 11, 2001, the people of Great Britain stood with us in our hour of terror. Today we stand with them. We are united by a common grief and a common purpose to make the world a safer place.

[and so on]
-sugarzareh






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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Make Me A Star

Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 16:06:28 -0700
From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
To: Gedewe Productions

Hey man, that's cool. Your loss is William Morris' gain!

On 7/4/05, Gerry D Welch Jr <gedewe@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Dear Mr. Matt Love,
>
> I reviewed the material you sent via email, and I do
> not think you are what this production is looking for
> at this time. However, I do appreciate your interest
> in Gedewe Productions, and I wish you the best of luck
> with your future endeavors.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Gerry "Maestro" Welch
> Gedewe Productions
> www.gedeweproductions.com
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Dear Maestro

I'm ready for the bigtime.

see my application at:

http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm

this is not for a rival company, this was for a one time only event.
I am in it for the long run.

if there is any other kind of information you need from me, let me know

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] 7/07/2005 07:04:59 PM

I saw a commercial for a navigational system for GM cars that used a
muzak version of "The Long And Winding Road."

And I'm not sure about this, but I'm pretty sure that Poise female
incontinence and loss of bladder control products used "Sweet Jane" in
their commercial.

I am guessing that neither of these will push the kind and gentle
sugarzareh over the edge. But I will probably find something taht
will before I get away from TV land.


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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] They should be horsewhipped - pt. 2

I got absolutely no traction on my screed about Paul Rogers (Free, Bad
Company, The Firm) standing in for Freddie Mercury on a Queen tour.
(my verdict: sick and wrong)

I'm surprised. OK, how about this one: INXS choosing a new lead
singer on the basis of winning a reality TV show. Is that tacky, or
what? I saw one commercial where somebody was auditioning by singing
"Rock and Roll all night" (Kiss).

Still not outraged? I saw an ad for Fidelity Investments that used
"Little Green Bag."

well? Hmmm?


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch & Half As Smart, all in one

The Wenatchee World ran an editorial from Maj. JEffery S. Tontini an
active duty marine dude who graduated from wenatchee high school in
1986 about the liberation of iraq, he's "defending" us, even though a
friend of his didn't fly the flag because she didn't want people to
think she supported the rape and pillage of Iraq, he's "defending" her
too.

I don't want his defense of me, but it's part of the package deal - I
get to obey the provisions of the patriot act, the US tortures people
in secret prisons around the planet, that's the social contract. Fair
enough, but I'm getting away from the best part of the piece:

"I am not saying lives are INDISPENSIBLE (emphasis added). In fact,
just the opposite. Lives are precious."

I'm not saying Tontini is disassembling. I'm just saying he's stupid.

And now to wash the bad taste out of my mouth, a few words from a
smart marine (not oxymoronic, there have been a couple):

Smedley Butler on Interventionism
-- Excerpt from a speech delivered in 1933, by Major General Smedley
Butler, USMC.

War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as
something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a
small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the
benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses.

I believe in adequate defense at the coastline and nothing else.
If a nation comes over here to fight, then we'll fight. The trouble
with America is that when the dollar only earns 6 percent over here,
then it gets restless and goes overseas to get 100 percent. Then the
flag follows the dollar and the soldiers follow the flag.

I wouldn't go to war again as I have done to protect some lousy
investment of the bankers. There are only two things we should fight
for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of
Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang
is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle
men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and
a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism.

It may seem odd for me, a military man to adopt such a comparison.
Truthfulness compels me to. I spent thirty- three years and four
months in active military service as a member of this country's most
agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned
ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General. And during that period,
I spent most of my time being a high class muscle- man for Big
Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a
racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.

I suspected I was just part of a racket at the time. Now I am sure
of it. Like all the members of the military profession, I never had a
thought of my own until I left the service. My mental faculties
remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of
higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military service.

I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil
interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the
National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping
of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall
Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua
for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912
(where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the
Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I
helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested.

During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say,
a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al
Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in
three districts. I operated on three continents.


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Friday, July 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Celebrity sighting, and then some unimportant stuff you should just skip

In some truly amazing and important news (and unlike earlier sightings
of willie nelson and courtney love lookalikes, this was the real
article) washed up CHIP off the old block Eric Estrada was on Anderson
Island on Monday and Tuesday filming an infomercial!

More on that later.

Quickly moving on to something that nobody cares about - at all - I
let Ted Rall speak for me. I only disagree with him on one significant
point - McGovern offered a real alternative to Nixon. Kerry promised
to by a crueler, more ruthless Bush, and people didn't want that.
Nader offers what people really want, but they're brainwashed into
thinking that Caligula and the Kennedy Clone were the only choices we
had. Otherwise, go Ted!

Victory is Ours
A Majority of Americans Now Oppose George Bush's War. It's a Bitter
Victory for Those Who Opposed the War All Along.

BY TED RALL

When voters went to the polls on November 7, 1972, they possessed more
than enough information to pick the right president.

Republican incumbent Richard Nixon had reneged on his promise to
withdraw from Vietnam, instead expanding the war into Cambodia and
Laos. Debt from the war had triggered runaway inflation, requiring
wage and price controls. In June Nixon's burglars had gotten caught
inside the Watergate offices of the Democratic National Committee.
Everyone knew the guy was a paranoid, corrupt, lying warmonger.

Faced with this simplest of decisions, the American people screwed up.
Sixty-one percent of the electorate voted for Nixon over George
McGovern, one of the most fundamentally decent candidates to have ever
run for the White House and the first to propose a national healthcare
plan. McGovern scored a pathetic 38 percent of the vote.

In January 1973, two months after he carried 49 states, Nixon's job
approval rating was at 68 percent. By the time Nixon resigned in
August 1974, however, only 25 percent still backed his performance.
Watergate had gotten uglier; Vietnam had dragged on a little too long.
Had there been a Nixon-McGovern rematch in 1974, the senator from
South Dakota would have prevailed.

Reminiscing about Watergate in 1997, journalist Haynes Johnson
reflected the mainstream rah-rah view to PBS's Jim Lehrer: "The system
worked. The press did its job.... The judges did their jobs. The grand
jury did its job. The committee, Congress headed by people like Howard
Baker and Sam Ervin did their jobs, and the public did its job..."

Actually, the public didn't do its job when it mattered��that would be
on Election Day 1972, by voting for McGovern. During the two years it
took for the public to turn against Tricky Dick, thousands of
Americans and tens of thousands of Vietnamese soldiers and civilians
were killed or wounded in a futile, losing war. History heaps praise
on Nixon voters who reconsidered, but these morons merit only
contempt. Nothing changed between 1972 and 1974. No new information
became available. They didn't see the light until the sun had begun to
set.

George W. Bush's war against Iraq is the subject of a similar dollar-
short/day-late opinion shift. Only 39 percent of respondents to a June
20 CNN/Gallup/USA Today poll��down from 71 percent in 2003��say they
still favor the war. Bush's personal popularity has also plunged, from
91 percent just after 9/11 to 57 percent after his January 2005
inauguration to 47 percent. Were the 2004 election held tomorrow, John
Kerry would defeat Bush.

Most Americans, in other words, have finally come around to my way of
thinking. They see the war as a waste of blood and money and the war
on terrorism, Bush's signature issue, as fiction. (Only 23 percent of
Americans tell CNN that they trust Bush to protect them from future
attacks.) Lefties like me ought to be crowing. After four long years
of being insulted as "un-American," "terrorist apologists," and
"traitors" by racist scum too dumb to understand that you don't bomb
Osama in Afghanistan when he was in Pakistan all along and that you
don't make friends by putting bags over people's heads, lefties who
opposed Bush's war have been proven absolutely right: no WMDs. No
rose-petal-paved streets. No turned corners. Not even cheaper gas:
Oil, now $60 a barrel, was just $22 in January 2002.

Everything turned out exactly as we predicted. A rump Iraq, minus
Kurdistan, is being ripped apart by a religious civil war. Iraqi
women, once citizens of the Arab world's most secular and gender-equal
nation, have been forced under the hijab. The museums were looted by
local criminals; the oil fields were looted by Halliburton. Chaos has
replaced autocracy as U.S. forces murder Iraqis faster than Saddam
could ever have dreamed. Opponents of the war have been vindicated!
Everyone knows we were right. Hurrah for us.

But this national change of heart prompts the question: Why did you
fuckers change your minds?

Surely it's not the staggering mass murder of more than 100,000 Iraqi
civilians. That shouldn't have come as a surprise to anyone. That's
what happens when the world's best-equipped military bombs a nation
incapable of fielding a single jet to defend itself.

It can't be the incessant death toll among American forces. We're
losing two to three guys a day, not a huge increase over the one to
two we were sacrificing to the search for nonexistent WMDs a year ago.

Or maybe you were a member of the Chris Hitchens Muslim Liberation
Brigade. Pro-war liberals said we needed to atone for installing
Saddam's dictatorial ass; fortunately for the budget deficit they
didn't suggest pursuing the same policy everywhere the U.S. had backed
a despot. Democracy might spread throughout the Middle East, the
Liberation Brigade argued, and Saddam was so evil that any successor
regime would inevitably be an improvement. But Afghanistan, where the
U.S. occupation had brought about a brand of anarchy that Afghans
considered even worse than the Taliban, had already debunked this line
of thinking. Entropy can always make a bad situation worse.

Afghanistan had also provided a case study of how the Bush
Administration runs its wars��on the cheap, relying on unpopular and
easily corruptible puppet politicians, wallowing in sleazy deals with
oil companies and White House�Cconnected contracting firms while
construction projects to help ordinary people went unfunded. Bombs
started raining on Baghdad a year and a half after they fell on Kabul.
The United States didn't build a single house or pave an inch of road
anywhere in Afghanistan during that period. We were torturing at
Bagram before Abu Ghraib. No one should be surprised that the same
idiots conducted their wars against Afghanistan and Iraq the same way.

Only a sociopath could rejoice in being proven right about the
pointless carnage and mayhem in Iraq. I was correct, yes, but why
didn't people listen when I played Cassandra on Sean Hannity? Hundreds
of thousands of us marched through America's cities to warn of the
perils of preemptive war. Why did you ignore us? How could you have
voted, well over a year after he declared "Mission Accomplished," for
a Bush without a single WMD to show for the thousands he killed? You
didn't trust me then, but please believe me now when I say that we
would have loved to have been proven wrong. The sight of Iraqis
rejoicing in the streets of Baghdad (as opposed to the phony
Saddam-statue photo op staged by 150 guys working for the army's
psychological warfare division) would have been glorious to behold.

A perplexed Donald Rumsfeld wonders why so many Americans have changed
their minds about a war that puttered along in the same gear for the
last two years. Indeed, the news is always the same during the morning
drive: "Three suicide bombers killed at least 67 Iraqis and four
American soldiers in cities throughout Iraq yesterday... an Apache
helicopter crashed in the Sunni Triangle, killing all seven men
aboard...." Drip, drip, drip��you can live with a leaky faucet for an
hour. After a week you'll pay the plumber anything he wants to fix it.
Day after month after year of consistently bad news from Iraq has
finally convinced J. Q. Public that past performance is a likely
predictor of future returns.

If the 24 percent of the public who changed their minds about Iraq and
Bush since the election had learned from their folly, well, then there
might be cause for quiet celebration. But there's no reason to believe
that. Consider, for example, a June 22 Rasmussen Reports poll about
the concentration camp at Guantanamo Bay. Years after reports of
torture, mass suicides, and murder at Bush's Cuban gulag first
emerged, a full 70 percent of the American public continue to believe
that detainees are being treated "about right" or "better than they
deserve."

As they have on Iraq, a significant portion of these torture
apologists might come around to understanding the truth about the way
America mistreats its Muslim POWs. But the damage��to the inmates, to
our international reputation, to our souls��will already have been
done. You may well have changed your minds, but you'll still be scum.
��

Ted Rall, the syndicated cartoonist and columnist, is working on a new
book about Central Asia.


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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] That is right.

Architecture in Helsinki is much fuck.
It does not leave the ear.

posted by Lulins


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Thursday, June 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] As Always, Men Suck

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Contact: Michael Langer, DASA, 360-725-3740 , LangeME@dshs.wa.gov

June 20, 2005
Fathers Less Likely Than Mothers To Talk Often With Kids About Dangers Of Drugs

OLYMPIA– Young people are more likely to get information about drugs from mothers than fathers, a new survey has found.

The study was done by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America, which is a national, non-profit drug abuse prevention research and education organization.

The data, released yesterday, which was Father’s Day, found that only 37 percent of fathers have talked with their kids “four or more times” in the past year about drugs, compared to 45 percent of mothers.  Research has shown drug use is lower among teens who report learning a lot about the risks of drugs at home.

“We fathers have to step up to the plate and start talking with our kids about the dangers of drug use and other risky behaviors,” said Ken Stark, director of the Washington State Department of Social and Health Services’ Division of Alcohol and Substance Abuse (DASA). 

 “The ever-changing drug landscape facing our kids today presents new drug threats, like teens’ abuse of prescription and over-the-counter medicines.  Not enough young people are getting a clear message about substance abuse, and research shows parents talking with kids early and often can make all the difference.  We simply can’t rely on mothers to do all of the heavy lifting,” Stark added.

The survey also found fathers were less likely to see negative consequences in their children’s use of some drugs.  Less than half of the fathers report believing children who smoke marijuana will face consequences such as lower achievement in school and an inability to get along with other family members.

The partnership’s survey also indicates:

• Fathers are somewhat less likely to think that adolescent misuse of prescription medicine and over-the-counter medications to get high is a growing trend among teens. (38 percent of fathers agree strongly versus 44 percent of mothers)

• Fathers are significantly more likely to think it would be difficult for their child to get prescription medicines without a doctor’s prescription. (54 percent of fathers versus  47 percent of mothers)

• Fathers were less likely to use “parenting skills” such as monitoring their child’s activities, making and enforcing rules and asking about their child’s day and who they were with. 

• Fathers were more likely to say they would handle their children’s drug and alcohol problems themselves. Mothers were more likely to first look outside for help. (28 percent of fathers would handle problems themselves versus 17 percent mothers). 
 
Research has shown that kids who learn a lot about the risks of drugs from their parents are up to half as likely to use; however only one-third of teens say they learn a lot about drugs from their parents.  Helpful resources, information and tips about how to talk to kids about drugs are available free of charge from the Washington State Alcohol/Drug Prevention Clearinghouse at 800-662-9111 or online at 
http://clearinghouse.adhl.org.
 
In Washington, a recent student survey co-sponsored by DASA revealed that marijuana use among high school seniors dropped by more than five percent in the last two years, and that fewer kids are experimenting with alcohol and tobacco. 

“The progress we’re making in reducing teen drug use tells us that alcohol and other drugs don’t have to be considered a teenage right of passage,” said Stark. “Attitudes are everything.  When it comes to our kids, parents – as well as grandparents, mentors and other adults – are much more powerful in shaping their opinions about drugs than we often realize.”

The 2004 PATS study, conducted for the Partnership by Roper Public Affairs and Media of NOP World, under grants from the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, interviewed 1,228 parents nationwide. Data can be projected nationally with a +/-2.8 percent margin of error for the total sample.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [RickReedRashRiotReaderReturns2005] We Have TEN New Members..........

RxR music going great guns!

First on the list is a brand new song - a setting of RxRs brilliant
story about his beach experience! Check it out at:

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Also check out some of thes other songs - help boost their already
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the uh oh, oh, no whoah oooops! show edit song info pictures
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Genre: Electronica - Experimental Sounds
Highest charts position: # 1695 ( 103,601 songs currently listed in
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Sunday, June 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Curse of the Ghost of Sugarzareh's Idiot Bastard Son

The Mozilla, the Comcast, and the Yahoo, why do they smite at each other
so? Sugarzareh wishes, nay wants, to be heard. Perhaps this bulletin of
Pamplona shall perform as a signal toward accord being novel.
-sz


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Sugarzareh Returns

Sugarzareh she has of late existed unable to post by the arterial of
email duing to reasons that are not of the known. Sugarzareh now
essays posting in the direct, atop a board, by order of determinating
can that indeed as much as a possiblity lie.
-sz


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Thursday, June 16, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Unsubscription by CanYoAssDigIt member

Some people are just plain weak.

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Damn, I was working up a very funny e-mail about how I like rape as
much as the next Snoup Dawg, but I gave it up for Lent - but they have
no e-mail address in the ad, and I just didn't think it would work
over the phone, so I'm just sharing this little gem with my friends
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] News and comment

The News, From Democracy Now:

Congressional Panel Moves to Cut Public Media Funding
Congress has taken initial steps to sharply cut how much money the
government spends on public TV and radio. On Thursday a House
Appropriations subcommittee voted to cut $100 million in funding for
the Corporation For Public Broadcasting. In addition the panel agreed
to eliminate within two years all federal money for the CPB. The
subcommittee also voted to cut $23 million for the creation of
children's educational shows as part of PBS's Ready to Learn program
which funds Sesame Street and other programs. According to the
Washington Post, the proposed cuts are the most drastic since the
formation of the CPB in 1973.

The commentary, from me:

I know from my work in the public sector that you never kill a
government program outright, first you ruin it, and then you say "this
program doesn't deliver to the public" and then you dismantle it. I
(and much better people than me) have pointed out the swift
rightward-rush of NPR. When the process of making it a clone of CNN
and Fox is complete, the Bush administration will be able to say it
serves no useful purpose, and divest the government of this asset.
They will no doubt turn it over for the personal profit of the former
CBS execs (and Bush appointees) that are running it now. This is how
they operate in the world of energy, and there is no reason to think
that they will take a different view of this media asset.

What frankly surprised me was that the current initiative (which will
do a lot to move things towards the goals outlined in the previous
paragraph) came from Congress, and not the administration. Of course,
it all depends on who in Congress is pushing this, doesn't it?

I was perfectly aware that Trent Lott was shown the door so that the
administration could consolidate it's power over the congressional
branch of the government (with his racially insensitive remarks
providing the pretext) - were you?. At the time, Cokey Roberts
smirking coverage of the event left no doubt that people inside the
beltway knew what was going on. Given her status as the daughter of
Hale Boggs, a former Democratic House Whip who was the product of a
corrupt Louisiana political machine that dates back to Huey Long, she
certainly understands how these things work. It would have been nice
if she would have spelled it out the bulk of people outside the
beltway, who did not get it.

Bill Frist's subsequent performance should leave no one unconvinced
that he is the Bush Administration's man.

At any rate, I wonder what White House asset is in charge of this hit
on CPB? And at this point is there enough of CPB left for anybody to
care?


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[CanYoAssDigIt] More Celebrity News

This time I put the unimportant stuff at the head of this little
essay, and saved the important news to the very end. To avoid exposure
to trivia, skip to the very end of this message.

I heard a really despicable "news" report on the rightward-rushing
NPR, (when the process of making it a clone of CNN and Fox is
complete, the Bush administration will no doubt divest the government
of this asset, turning it over to the former CBS execs that are
running it now).

The contents of this particular despicable report: soft soaping the
pentagon's report on Guantanamo (that's with a soft G, please). The
Pentagon's report was itself an attempt to soft soap the scandal. But
I loved the spin the NPR "reporter" put on it.

For example, she said that a Koran was desecrated when some urine from
a guard inadvertently splashed on the book and the prisoner holding
it.

Prisoner desecration (aka torture, is richly documented by Amnesty
International among others) thus becomes a footnote to Koran
desecration. What the devil was the guard's urine doing cascading
around the cell anyway? This slipped by without comment.

But the "reporter" was quick to conclude "the Pentagon found NO
evidence" (her emphasis, not mine) that the Newsweek report of a Koran
flushed down the toilet was true.

Now we learn that besides beatings, dog attacks, sexual humiliation,
water torture, and death, prisoners are being forced to listen to
Christina Aguilera's music! There's a scandal that will get some
traction!


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Friday, June 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Are you worried yet?

Here's more evidence that my perception of a rightward drift (or rush)
at NPR is just paranoia. No bias at NPR, no sirree!

from www.democracynow.org

Former RNC Chair May Head Corporation for Public Broadcasting
Now to the fight for freedom of the media. A former co-chair of the
Republican National Committee is the leading candidate to take over
the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. That is the US-tax payer
funded agency that funds public media in this country. Patricia de
Stacy Harrison is reportedly the favored candidate of the CPB's
chairm, Kenneth Tomlinson. Harrison is currently a high-ranking
official at the State Department. She was co-chair of the RNC from
1997 until January 2001, helping to raise money for Republican
candidates, including George W. Bush. In her State Department role,
Harrison has praised the work of the department's Office of
Broadcasting Services, which in early 2002 began producing feature
reports, some coordinated by the White House, that promoted the
administration's arguments for the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.
The reports were distributed free to domestic and international TV
stations. In testimony before Congress last year, Harrison said the
Bush administration regarded these "good news" segments as "powerful
strategic tools" for swaying public opinion.


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Thursday, June 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Plan B features Lulina

From Luciana's Blog, "Idiot Potato" (which would not be a bad band name):

"My Matt friend wrote pra Plan B asking where edition has Lulina,
because it wanted to buy back in states. From there it copied and he
sent me the reply of them: "I'm happy you confirm she is interviewed
in issue 6. On pages 34+35. And there's picture of to her wearing very
nice bright stripey T-Shirt ". How happy this! It wanted to see later
which was the photo that the Eugênio ordered. Perfect Pra to be, alone
lacked to be in page 13, or 26, or 49...:: P"

It is absolutely true, if not grammatical (and I think we have to
grant Google translation tool the assist, she is very literate in
Portuguese, and writes pretty darn well in English) - Luciana is
interviewed in a very hip music magazine published in London (yes, the
one in England). I don't have it yet, but I'm really looking forward
to seeing it. Of course I emailed her and told her "I am so happy for
you" but what I really thought was "Bah! How did you arrange THAT?!
This fame is rightfully mine."

These kids today (which seems to mean everybody under 30, or in
Calvin's case, everybody under 90) - you just can't stomp them.


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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Rafael Sabatini scripts VlAGGRA ad copy!

Hey, I just want to thank Kizzy Minor, Yvain Lane, Orba Duffy, Glenna
Gilchrist, Floris Mendoza, Carwyn Harper, Tatianna Matson, and
Giuliana Sykes for making the Alex Carr list
(alexcarr-subscribe@yahoogroups.com for those of you that have been
missing out on the fun) the home of using text from Captain Blood by
Rafael Sabatini to sell VlAGGRA. My gosh, it is wonderful to that you
are giving people a chance to read about the good Captain's
swashbucking derring-do. And I love the cut-up William Burroughs,
Kathy Acker-like post-modernist sensibility you bring to the text
(examples collected below). Marvelous. I love you guys, I really do.

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buccaneers, who had surged nearer Iess on your drrugs?

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disadvantage as he has us, the great deaI

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intoonfidentiaIity

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we should deny ourselves theed!

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noise inity
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the evildentiaIity

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three yearseed to spend Iess on your druggs?

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intoer 70% with PharrmacyByMail ShoFaith, you may be renewing the
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there wereLlUM Ccabin, if you please, he commanded peremptorily, and
was turninglALlS LEsoiled and dusty hat in which there was pinned a
little bunch ofVlTRA and many other.

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great torch of you get:

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their ears PRlCES
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whichconfidentiaIity
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to knee; above and below he was naked, savetions?

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plumed castor.UM LEVCreator. It was a longing too vague to amount to a
hope. HopelTRA and many other.

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P.S. Try us and you will not bWithin a quarter of an hour they had
rounded the head, and stoode disappointed!

Hello, do you want to spend Iessyoung Pitt discreetly held his peace,
the Captain rapped out a nasty on your drrugs?

The PHARMunfortunate gentleman left under the thief and pirate she
accountsACY-BY-MAlL SHOP offethere was a suspicion of moisture in
those clear hazel eyes. Withrs you a great deaI

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life itself is little moreLlUM CThere are others detained on the
island besides slaves. There arelALlS LEVconceal resolved at once the
doubt that had leapt so suddenly inlTRA and many other.

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each purchase you get:
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Wolverstone, lessivery
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Bridgewater,ntiaIity

Try us and you one side to the long sheds of the wharf on the other.
Along thiswill not be disappointed!


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Linguistic Question

BE MORE FUNNY!!!!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Geoffrey Nunberg <nunberg@csli.stanford.edu>
Date: Jun 8, 2005 2:12 PM
Subject: Re: Linguistic Question
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

My guess is that this pronunciation has been
standard in the American military for a long time.

Geoff Nunberg

>Dear Professor Nunberg,
>
>Why do all the announcers on NPR pronounce Guantanamo as
>"G'wantonamo"? It seems to me that in general English speakers in
>this country used to pronounce it correctly. Now it's pronounced
>incorrectly nearly 100% of the time. It makes our public radio
>broadcasters sound like a bunch of hayseeds.
>
>It occurs to me that maybe Caligula started the trend, and rather than
>allowing him to look like an idiot (sort of like how they cut the part
>of his response the other day when he said that the prisoners were
>"disassembling" ­ that is, he says, not telling the truth ­ about
>their treatment) they started pronouncing it the same way as he did.
>
>Or perhaps it is more along the lines of when Claudius started
>pronouncing Saddam Hussein's name "Sad damn" to make it sound like
>sodomy ­ something everybody hates, except those of us that do it. It
>could be that it serves some kind of propaganda function, like "We
>ain't a bunch of pansies like them Spanish speakers, that can't even
>muster a hard 'G' sound. When we say 'Gitmo' it means 'Do it our way
>and git out of our way, or do it your way and git "hit")!'"
>
>I'm depending on you to tell it to me straight.
>
>Your fan,
>Matt Love


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Linguistic Question

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
Date: Jun 8, 2005 2:02 PM
Subject: Linguistic Question
To: NUNBERG@csli.stanford.edu

Dear Professor Nunberg,

Why do all the announcers on NPR pronounce Guantanamo as
"G'wantonamo"? It seems to me that in general English speakers in
this country used to pronounce it correctly. Now it's pronounced
incorrectly nearly 100% of the time. It makes our public radio
broadcasters sound like a bunch of hayseeds.

It occurs to me that maybe Caligula started the trend, and rather than
allowing him to look like an idiot (sort of like how they cut the part
of his response the other day when he said that the prisoners were
"disassembling" – that is, he says, not telling the truth – about
their treatment) they started pronouncing it the same way as he did.

Or perhaps it is more along the lines of when Claudius started
pronouncing Saddam Hussein's name "Sad damn" to make it sound like
sodomy – something everybody hates, except those of us that do it. It
could be that it serves some kind of propaganda function, like "We
ain't a bunch of pansies like them Spanish speakers, that can't even
muster a hard 'G' sound. When we say 'Gitmo' it means 'Do it our way
and git out of our way, or do it your way and git "hit")!'"

I'm depending on you to tell it to me straight.

Your fan,
Matt Love


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