I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Soundclick Chart Action

Blood Paradise is tearing up the Soundclick Charts:

Currently in the daily charts:

main genres:
I Licked Her Arm:
· #2426 in the Acoustic charts
· #308 in the Acoustic Folk sub charts

Little Dog From Hell:
· #2354 in the Pop charts
· #88 in the Contemporary Gospel sub charts

Drunken Irish Punk:
· #2732 in the Alternative charts
· #383 in the Experimental sub charts

only in sub genres:
Still Playing The Guitar That Calvin Johnson Broke:
· #415 in the Alternative : Alt Power Pop sub charts

It's nice to know that those Gospel Music Fans are getting down with
"Little Dog From Hell."

Homeless Goats isn't getting quite so much action:

Charts: Only your strongest songs appear in the charts.

Currently in the daily charts:

main genres:
Red Is The Color:
· #2379 in the Acoustic charts
· #279 in the Acoustic Vocals sub charts

We'll have to come up with some more material

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bob Denver and William H. Rehnquist - a twofer of tragedy?

We've mourned the recent passing of one clown - Bob Denver. We have
overlooked another, somewhat historically less significant clown -
William H. Rehnquist.

I've been hearing a lot of nonsense about this minor comedian on the
news lately. In the spirit of fairness and balance, I let Richard M.
Nixon and Mike Whitney speak about Rehnquist.

First, Nixon:

'Who the hell is that clown?" President Richard M. Nixon asked an aide
after a White House meeting on July 1, 1971. He was referring to an
assistant attorney general wearing Hush Puppies and a pink shirt that
clashed with a psychedelic tie. "Is he Jewish?" Nixon went on. "He
looks it. That's a hell of a costume he's wearing, just like a clown."
The president was told the man was William H. Rehnquist.

The name didn't stick. On July 24, Nixon referred to him as
"Renchburg." On October 5, Sen. Barry Goldwater, in a telephone
conversation with Nixon, brought up a "young fellow in the Justice
Department. You know I can't think of his name. Oh, God, his name
slips me." Then it came to him: "Ah, Bill Rensler." "Oh," responded
Nixon, "I know Rensler well, an excellent man." At that moment, the
president had no idea that 16 days later he would be naming
"Renchburg" or "Rensler" to the U.S. Supreme Court.

***

Closing with the words of Mike Whitney:

September 6, 2005

Why Rehnquist Shouldn't be Buried on American Soil
The Death of a Partisan Chief Justice
By MIKE WHITNEY

"He was a man of character and dedication. His departure represents a
great loss for the court and for our country."

George W. Bush on hearing of the death of Supreme Court Justice
William Rehnquist

Let's not wring out the tears for William Rehnquist. The man was the
worst chief justice to ever serve on the Supreme Court; a complete
failure who disgraced his office and the people he was supposed to
serve. Never in the 200 year history of the nation has the high court
sustained more damage under the stewardship of one man.

Rehnquist's partisan handiwork rigged the 2000 election and set the
country in a downward spiral to ruin. He cobbled together the
coalition of rogue-jurists who stripped the Florida Supreme Court of
their constitutionally-guaranteed right to decide the outcome of state
elections and overturned the fundamental principle of democratic
government; the right to have one's vote counted.

Rehnquist invoked the 14th amendment; the "equal protection" clause to
elevate his friend George W. Bush to president. Prior to that, the
amendment had never even been used in cases other than racial
discrimination. Legal scholars and attorneys alike scoffed at the
shaky reasoning that held the case together. It was a complete
travesty that both Republicans and Democrats disdained. Rehnquist
abandoned every principle of judicial impartiality to shoehorn a
derelict-Texan into the Oval Office and to uphold his standing as a
charter member of the ruling class.

Look at the results.

Look what happens when the will of the people is brazenly ignored to
execute an elite agenda.

Iraq, the Cheney Energy papers, 9-11, Enron, Valerie Plame, Abu
Ghraib, Falluja, Guantanamo; the long litany of Bush-crimes should be
inscribed on Rehnquist's headstone next to the number of casualties
produced by his partisan blunder.

Rehnquist was an ardent class-warrior from his earliest days on the
court. He strongly opposed gay rights, abortion, gun control and
affirmative action, but was a staunch proponent of the death penalty.
This tells us that his sense of justice was shaped by his belief in
punishment, not mercy. Although Rehnquist would zealously defend the
right of the state to exterminate its own citizens, he vacillated on
even most basic rights of the individual.

In case after case, the Rehnquist Court bowed to the authority of the
president; allowing Bush to detain foreign nationals without formally
charging them with a crime and permitting the incarceration of "enemy
combatants" indefinitely at Guantanamo Bay subject to a review by
hand-picked military tribunals.

Rehnquist has repeatedly dodged the Jose Padilla case to allow the
president the tyrannical power of imprisoning an American citizen
without honoring habeas corpus, due process, or the presumption of
innocence. His evasion has upended the fundamental principle of
"inalienable rights", the cornerstone of the Constitution, and
condemned an innocent man to 3 and half years in solitary confinement.

Padilla has never been charged with a crime. It is a disgrace that
should enrage every American.

Justice John Paul Stevens' summarized the feelings of most Americans
who reject the idea that citizens can be stripped of their rights
according to presidential edict. He said, the results of the Padilla
case pose "a unique and unprecedented threat to the freedom of every
American citizen... At stake is nothing less than the essence of a
free society... For if this Nation is to remain true to the ideals
symbolized by its flag, it must not wield the tools of tyrants even to
resist an assault by the forces of tyranny."

Rehnquist had every opportunity to watch Bush's dismal war on terror.
He knew that the "forces of tyranny" had been greatly exaggerated to
carry out a global-militaristic strategy. Never the less, he
consistently chose to bolster the powers of the executive rather than
defend the basic rights of the citizen.

Rehnquist fancied himself a "strict constructionist"; a judge who
simply applied the constitution according to its literal meaning. As
it turns out, he was entirely unwilling to defend any part of the Bill
of Rights (excluding the revered 2nd amendment) and significantly
eroded the institution he was supposed to preserve.

Forget the state ceremonies for the deceased Chief Justice. Just put a
crease in the soil at Potter's field and kick a few leaves over the
hardening carcass.

If it was up to me, Rehnquist would never be buried on American soil.
The man betrayed his country and his name should be struck from the
history books.

He did nothing to shore up civil liberties or to preserve the
constitution. His tenure at the high court merely paved the way for
the Imperial Presidency and the further savaging of the rule of law.

Let Bush and his ilk sing Rehnquist's praises. What difference does it
make? The man was a miserable American and a dead-loss as a chief
justice.

Mike Whitney lives in Washington state. He can be reached at:
fergiewhitney@msn.com

***

A friend objected to the idea of striking him from the history books.
We should remember, and avoid repeating this sorry chapter in the
history of "justice"

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Profound thoughts

From Luciana's blog, as translated by Google:

I read in a t-shirt now has little:

WEAPONS DO NOT KILL PEOPLE.
PEOPLE ARE THAT THEY KILL PEOPLE.
SHE SAYS NOT THE PEOPLE.
human being is enough of violence.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: Fats Domino Missing in New Orleans Floods

On 9/6/05, tim_tt2 <tim_tt2@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Fats is safe in case ya'll haven't heard.Woo Hoo! Also Kanye West says
> Bush hates black people which is why FEMA dropped the ball in New
> Orleans(eh?).

It's more a matter of Bush's caste hating poor people. Whether Bush
likes or dislikes anybody, or is capable of thought as we know (which
is debatable) is irrelevant There is a strong corrolation between
poverty and blackness in this country, but I'm sure that people that
do the thinking and planning think that black folks like Oprah,
Michael Jordan, Bill Cosby, Michael and Colin Powell are just fine.

It's pretty damn telling that the Caligula regime waited a couple of
days before they responded, but their sock puppet made and appearance
at Trent Lott's place and vowed to the American people that they were
going to rebuild it bigger and better.

And they caused their sock puppet to say that Michael Brown was doing
a great job.

I welcome calls for taking FEMA out of Homeland Security. An
excellent first step. Dismantling this nightmare agency has to start
somewhere - New Orleans is a pretty good illustration how this has
nothing to do with increasing our security, and everything to do with
increasing neocon control over the world, including us.

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death my right to stop you from saying it, by any means necessary"

That isn't what those pompous and self-righteous blowhards used to say, but it is now:

American Legion Declares War on Peace Movement
The organization the American Legion has voted at its national convention to target peace activists and the antiwar movement. The group boasts nearly 3 million members. The group's national commander called for an end to all "public protests" and what he called "media events" against the war, even though they are protected by the Bill of Rights. Thomas Cadmus told the convention "The American Legion will stand against anyone and any group that would demoralize our troops, or worse, endanger their lives by encouraging terrorists to continue their cowardly attacks against freedom-loving peoples. The delegates voted to use whatever means necessary to "ensure the united backing of the American people to support our troops and the global war on terrorism."

(From the democracy now webpage)


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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [tropicana_show] TONIGHT HOT TALENT STRONG DRINKS

Holy smokes, with a program like that I'd need strong drinks!
 
Will anybody be playing Mr. Yuk covers?  Is anybody from the Tropicana days a transvestite? Is there any Tropicana link here AT ALL?
 
Whatever.  We old crippled-up stay-at-homes need to support live music.
 
This is the kind of stuff I'm doing these days:
 
 
not Wimps, but pretty wimpy
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] The oddest moment in a jandek concert...

"I'm fairly sure he played all new material (at least, the 12 songs didn't synch up with anything in the known catalog). "I don't care about the girls/ I don't care about the boys" our hero moaned in his trademark sing-song, a career manifesto for this guy if ever I heard one. Jandek's guitar parts came in two types: strummed atonal chordings and slashed atonal chordings. The oddest moment? When he tuned a string. Jandek tunes his guitar? Who knew?"

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] more country crap

I wish you could hear this so that you could share my joy.

This is like that sucky Mayberry song.... nostagia for an imaginary
place, how sick is that? I'm going to add "Mayberry" so you can enjoy
it too.

In Craig Morgan's ideal world, those sadistic rustic bastards actually
LIKE singing off key, and you ought to hear the lewd snear he puts
into "baby, cut that coupon out!" The highlight of Craig's whole week.

But he's a weak mofo, he missed the opportunity to slip in a little
product placement (like the wily Rascal Flatts and their ice cold
cherry coke - how much did they get paid for that? Morgan could have
made Raymond ( his version of Goober the Grease Monkey) a Jiffylube
employee, pocketed a little on the deal. Better luck next time, jerk!

Artist: Craig Morgan
Song : That's What I Love About Sunday

Lyrics:

Raymond's in his Sunday best,
He's usually up to his chest in oil an' grease.
There's the Martin's walkin' in,
With that mean little freckle-faced kid,
Who broke a window last week.
Sweet Miss Betty likes to sing off key in the pew behind me.

That's what I love about Sunday:
Sing along as the choir sways;
Every verse of Amazin' Grace,
An' then we shake the Preacher's hand.
Go home, into your blue jeans;
Have some chicken an' some baked beans.
Pick a back yard football team,
Nothin' much of anything:
That's what I love about Sunday.

I stroll to the end of the drive,
Pick up the Sunday Times, grab my coffee cup.
It looks like Sally an' Ron, finally tied the knot,
Well, it's about time.
It's 35 cents off a ground round,
Baby. cut that coupon out!

That's what I love about Sunday:
Cat-napping on the porch swing;
You curled up next to me,
The smell of jasmine wakes us up.
Take a walk down a back road,
Tackle box and a cane pole;
Carve our names in that white oak,
An' steal a kiss as the sun fades,
That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

Ooh, new believers gettin' baptized,
Momma's hands raised up high,
Havin' a Hallelujah good time
A smile on everybody's face.
That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

****

RASCAL FLATTS LYRICS

"Mayberry"

Sometimes it feels like this world is spinning faster
Than it did in the old days
So naturally we have more natural disasters
From the strain of a fast pace

Sunday was the day of rest
Now its one more day for progress
And we can't slow down
Cause more is best
It's all an endless process

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

Sometimes I can hear this old earth shouting
Through the trees as the wind blows
Thats when I climb up here on this mountain
To look through God's window

Now I can't fly
But I've got two feet
To get me high up here
Above the noise and city streets
My worries disappear

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

Sometimes I dream I'm driving down an old dirt road
Not even listed on the map
I pass a dad and his son carrying a fishing pole
But I always wake up everytime I try to turn back

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Hey Pat, put that cross down this minute, you'll poke somebody in the eye with it!

Since the subject was raised about Pat Robertson (by somebody else
rather than me - I'd much rather talk about movies and comic books,
and I will soon have something to say about "Lost in Translation") I'm
attaching the following which I think is better than the other piece I
forwarded.

Pat Robertson is indeed a jihadist and a terrorist - but he won't be
punished. this writer is another poor sucker who actually believed
what he was told in civics class, rather than understanding (as Ronald
Reagan did) that "facts are stupid things."

Fortunately for him, he wised up in his twilight years. It's still
early evening for me, so I can join the fun, casting principle and
silly notions about rights and dignity aside, and root like a rapid
pig in the trough along with everybody else.

Yippee!

August 24, 2005

The Rev. Pat and Posada Carriles, Bush's Kind of Killers
Why Pat Robertson Isn't Treated as a Terrorist
By JOHN CHUCKMAN

America's fundamentalist carnival includes many fascinating acts. Pay
your money, and you can watch preachers weeping and screaming,
dismissing whole segments of humanity as evil, threatening murder,
shaking down congregations for extra donations to
named-after-themselves projects, or hitting people in the head to heal
cancer. You will also see some monsters finally caught after years of
molesting children or hear others advocating crimes against humanity
such as using nuclear weapons.

Pat Robertson is one of the Christian Sideshow's longer-running acts,
periodically adding some new nightmare to his grim repertoire. Oddly,
Pat regards himself as a kind statesman-preacher, a latter-day
boondocks version of Talleyrand, Talleyrand having started his
remarkable and utterly unprincipled career as a Bishop. Pat regularly
mixes the tax-free benefits of religion with the promotion of nasty
politics. He has run for President, started quasi-religious
organizations to promote his political ambitions, and freely offers
his uninformed advice on national and world affairs.

Talleyrand had his various church properties and offices to support
him in princely fashion while he worked at politics. Pat supports his
public-minded work on resources gathered through one of America's
greatest money-changer-in-the-temple careers. The fortune generated
through decades of his appeals to unhappy, lonely people watching
television gives him access to a genuine commercial empire, from
so-called Christian broadcasting to oil refining.

A key difference between Talleyrand and Pat is that Talleyrand was
frightfully clever and was a breathtaking success at politics. I put
the difference, in part, down to style. Talleyrand in person might
remind one of the late Archbishop Sheen, snapping and twirling his
scarlet cape and watching his listeners with penetrating eyes - to all
that would added something of Lord Byron's fascinating stench of
corruption. Robertson has never quite escaped the
Jesus-on-the-dashboard flavor of his early career. Pat is pure Super
Duper Auto Parts, Aisle Six, smiling salesman for mud flaps and
sequined sets of big dice, but with enough animal cunning to have
risen to running every Aisle Six on the continent.

Pat recently announced on national television that America should
murder the elected leader of another country, President Chavez of
Venezuela. Previously Pat restricted himself to insulting the religion
of a billion people, Islam, or insulting the victims of natural
disasters in the United States. After a hurricane in which old men,
women, and children died, Pat blamed the victims for their fate by
claiming God was punishing America's immorality. His latest effort
breaks new ground, being, by any meaningful definition, public
advocacy of terror.

Why won't Pat Robertson be treated as a terrorist? Believe me, if you
said what he said about any of America's current leaders, you would be
arrested quickly under the Patriot Act and locked away. Why will Pat
Robertson's broadcasting empire not be classified as an organization
supporting terrorist activities? Perfectly legitimate organizations in
other parts of the world have been declared outlaw in the United
States for having less direct association with terrorist hate-speech.
Several bloodthirsty-sounding Muslim clerics, completely
unrepresentative of their faith, have been jailed recently for speech
closely resembling Robertson's.

At the very least, Robertson should be charged under hate-speech laws.
But such laws are weak in the United States, and many Americans fear
the idea of hate-speech laws. So radio and television broadcasters
continue spewing hate and dishonest claims in the exalted name of free
speech.

We really do know why Pat Robertson won't be treated as a terrorist.
It's for the same reason Bush's former Attorney General of the United
States could tell a group of decent, honest, hard-working American
Muslims that they should count themselves lucky they weren't being
treated the way Japanese Americans were during World War II. It's for
the same reason that Bush protects a mass murderer named Luis Posada
Carriles from extradition and trial. It's for the same reason that
American troops have made a horror of the lives of millions of
innocent Iraqis. It's for the same reason a distraught mother who lost
her son in Iraq is vilified by Right Wing savages. It's the same
reason why the morally-contemptible Bush is President.

The reason is the worship of power and greed. While it's true that a
great deal of America's history has to do with worshipping power and
greed, never in my memory has it been so openly expressed, so
contemptuously embraced as it is today. It is a sad to reflect in my
twilight years that almost everything I was taught as a boy has proved
to be wrong. I don't mean subjects like math or English. I mean
values. Most of the evidence of my adult life tends to support the
opposite of every moral lesson of my youth, certainly as they apply to
the land of my birth, a place where power and greed now trump
everything.

I was taught murder always is wrong. I was taught lying always is
wrong. I was taught that lusting after money and power is wrong. I was
taught that good men prevailed and evil men sooner or later paid for
their acts. These lessons came from a ferociously-honest and brave
mother who alone raised two boys on the South Side of Chicago. They
came also from the church I attended. And they came from some
wonderful books and stories I read.

The success of vicious Pat Robertson and his even more vicious
President, George Bush, provide almost perfect allegories for the
soul-dead thing America has become.

Religion, politics, journalism, and even academics serve the American
worship of power and greed. I had a brief exchange recently with an
exalted fellow from one of America's many well-financed propaganda
mills tarted up to resemble research organizations. This exalted
fellow had been on a national radio interview, interestingly enough on
the same subject of Venezuela. Apart from inaccurate claims about a
new broadcast network established in Venezuela while he made a case
for American interference, when reminded that Mr. Chavez was
democratically elected, he chimed in with, "So was Hitler!"

Hitler, despite huge expenditures and desperately hard campaigns,
never received more than just over a third of votes. He was appointed
Chancellor, after a long series of backroom manipulations, by the
Republic's ancient and exhausted President von Hindenburg. Hitler's
rise more closely resembles that of some of America's favorite shady
men in Iraq and Pakistan than it does that of a man whose election was
closely scrutinized and declared fair by international watchers.

I couldn't let such an inaccurate claim stand and looked up his outfit
on the Internet. There, on a page resembling something from a
university or research center, was a large quote from Rush Limbaugh
about the tremendous job they were doing. What kind of a research
institution quotes Rush Limbaugh? There were also, importantly, links
for bequests and gifts. And there was an e-mail link to the man on the
Venezuela case.

My particular exalted fellow answered at length, accepting the truth
of my correction, but making a mighty effort to turn someone's getting
one-third of the vote into a de facto election. There were paragraphs
of labored reasoning larded with unnecessary facts, perhaps from a
history text quickly consulted before replying. He missed the point
entirely of respecting a genuinely democratic decision. Here is the
kind of analysis being touted across America in an effort to influence
the world. And these people do influence the world.

The same people helped bring you the murderous disaster in Iraq.

John Chuckman lives in Canada.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: When Did Kelly Clarkson Become So Hip?

The correct answer is: Never.

On 8/24/05, MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com> wrote:

  TOP STORIES FOR 08.24.2005

When Did Kelly Clarkson Become So Hip?

In a survey of rockers and other hipsters, nearly all of the artists copped to liking at least something about Kelly Clarkson. So how did the former Red Bull girl transform herself from the next Jessica Simpson into a cool rock singer?

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System Of A Down Kick Out The Jams On Hypnotize

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Scott Stapp Admits To Drastic Failings, Looks To The Past For Solo LP

Hot Hot Heat Join Foos, Fear Warm Drinks And Turkish Prisons On Tour

California Court Rules Gay Couples Liable For Child Support

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Eminem Cancels European Tour

I ADORE all those headlines. That's fuckin entertainment! An exercise for the imagination. Since I don't know most of the "artists" mentioned, I don't know where the rapper/ band name ends and the rest of the sentence begins.

"311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera"
That is right.

"Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers"
Ooh! Wonder what risky thing they're doing to eliminate outdated gender roles! Betcha they're going to forfeit all the advantages traditionally associated with being a womyn!

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'
Make that 72-point type! Right up there with "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor!"

"New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least"
Lord, stop my tears!

On 8/19/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
I was so ashamed to be caught out in peddling days old celebrity
gossip that I subscribed to MTVs news list so I could get the latest
and greatest as it happens.

Of course, you never really get the real news when it happens.  When
Courtney ODs at a party, she was "having a fainting spell."

When Kurt Cobain attempted suicide a couple weeks before his
successful attempt, they blamed it on flu medication and a prim little
glass of wine (I think he was in Rome at the time).

Armed as we are with the Bizarro-Ultrazine-Bullshit-
Detector, I predict it's just a matter of time before we get the real
story about whats up with this vile creep.  Let's just hope it's
terminal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
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Date: Aug 17, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject: Eminem Cancels European Tour
To: Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>



  TOP STORIES FOR 8.17.2005


Eminem Cancels European Tour Due To Exhaustion

Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has
canceled his European tour dates. The shows are not expected to be
rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label
late Tuesday.

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Ciara, Avril Lavigne, Gorillaz & More

For 'Virgin' Leading Man Steve Carell, First Time's A Charm

Madonna Injured In Horseback-Riding Accident

Bored With Sleeping In Pools Of Money, Fall Out Boy Plot Secret Tour

Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'

311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera

Labels Fighting Over Music Pitbull Made When He Was A Puppy

Single Mother Of Five Takes On RIAA In Downloading Case

Dropping Daylight: Music-School Dropouts Who Insist Keyboards Rock

Alicia Keys Targeting Film Assassin Role Alongside Affleck

Relient K Kind Of Like Getting Flipped The Bird

New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least

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Friday, August 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [anti_pop_punk_community] settle this argument please!!

A very clever way to promote a band, you are to be commended for your
devious and clever tactics.

How would you catagorize this music:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Is it clever folk pop? Weird new Americana? Lame ass shit?

No clever stealth marketing here folks, that's MY MUSIC I'm talking about at

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Let me repeat:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

and again:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

one final time:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Bureaucratica: New Music for Old People

On 8/19/05, rockinfingers23 <rockinfingers23@yahoo.com> wrote:
> My friend and I were having an argument over what genre this band is.
> He says punk and say rock!! It got pretty bad. The band is called The
> Casanovas from Australia. My friend works at Universal so that's where
> he heard them and shared their music with me. I think he's wrong about
> them being punk. I think they remind me of Jet or AC/DC but I'll let
> the public decide....
> Here's a link to their myspace page:
> http://www.myspace.com/thecasanovas
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Eminem Cancels European Tour

I was so ashamed to be caught out in peddling days old celebrity
gossip that I subscribed to MTVs news list so I could get the latest
and greatest as it happens.

Of course, you never really get the real news when it happens. When
Courtney ODs at a party, she was "having a fainting spell."

When Kurt Cobain attempted suicide a couple weeks before his
successful attempt, they blamed it on flu medication and a prim little
glass of wine (I think he was in Rome at the time).

Armed as we are with the Bizarro-Ultrazine-Bullshit-
Detector, I predict it's just a matter of time before we get the real
story about whats up with this vile creep. Let's just hope it's
terminal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com>
Date: Aug 17, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject: Eminem Cancels European Tour
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

TOP STORIES FOR 8.17.2005

Eminem Cancels European Tour Due To Exhaustion

Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has
canceled his European tour dates. The shows are not expected to be
rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label
late Tuesday.

More

Gangbangers Lend A Hand On Kanye West's 'Jesus Walks': VMAs Behind The Camera

Judge Reduces Murder Charges Against Cassidy, Sets Bail at $2.5 Million

Notorious B.I.G.'s Family Seeks $2 Million In Legal Fees

For The Record: Quick News On Phil Anselmo, Good Charlotte, Ludacris,
Ciara, Avril Lavigne, Gorillaz & More

For 'Virgin' Leading Man Steve Carell, First Time's A Charm

Madonna Injured In Horseback-Riding Accident

Bored With Sleeping In Pools Of Money, Fall Out Boy Plot Secret Tour

Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'

311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera

Labels Fighting Over Music Pitbull Made When He Was A Puppy

Single Mother Of Five Takes On RIAA In Downloading Case

Dropping Daylight: Music-School Dropouts Who Insist Keyboards Rock

Alicia Keys Targeting Film Assassin Role Alongside Affleck

Relient K Kind Of Like Getting Flipped The Bird

New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least

Elliott Smith, Polyphonics Bring Balance To 'Thumbsucker' Soundtrack

'Sin City' Co-Directors Working On Sequels, Eyeing A Tarantino Replacement

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fighting Evil With Evil

I presume everybody has heard of the process of Extraordinary
Rendition. This is the process through which Caligula and his gang
kidnap people (innocent or guilty) and ship them off to
torture-friendly countries where they try to extract information (that
they may or may not have) by any means necessary.

I don't have a problem with this. To make an omelette you have to
break a few eggs. Torture a few innocent people, by all means. It's
funny because I don't know them.

I think they should start a program (from which I have unconditional
immunity) through which citizens can report candidates for
Extraordinary Rendition to the government. Your neighbor's dog keeps
you awake at night, you call homeland security, your neighbor spends a
couple of weeks in an Egyptian prison getting beaten with hoses and
his nuts shocked - he will see the error of his ways.

I have a candidate for this program. As soon as they put in place, I
want the writer of this song to disappear in the middle of the night,
and be gone for a long, long time. I want him treated in such a way
that when he comes back, he will never repeat the terrorist act of
writing another song like this one.

Artist: Buddy Jewell
Song: Help Pour Out The Rain (Lacey's Song)

The moment was custom-made to order:
I was ridin' with my daughter on our way back from Monroe.
An' like children do, she started playin' twenty questions,
But I never could've guessed one would touch me to my soul.

She said: "Daddy, when we get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"Are we goin' there to visit, or are we goin' there to stay?
"Am I gonna see my Grandpa? Can I have a pair of wings?
"An' do you think that God could use another Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Well, I won't lie: I pulled that car right over,
An' I sat there on the shoulder tryin' to dry my misty eyes.
An' I whispered: "Lord, I wanna thank you for my children.
"'Cause your innocence that fills them often takes me by surprise."

Like: "Daddy, when we get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"Are we goin' there to visit, or are we goin' there to stay?
"Am I gonna see my Grandpa? Can I have a pair of wings?
"An' do you think that God could use another Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Well, I thought about it later on,
An' a smile came to my face.
An' when I tucked her in to bed,
I got down on my knees an' prayed.

Lord, when I get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"I don't wanna come to visit 'cause I'm comin' home to stay?
"An' I can't wait to see my family and meet Jesus face to face.
"An' do you think, Lord, you could use just one more Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Mmmm, can I help pour out the rain?

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Monday, August 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal halu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

profound, whether English is your first, second, or third language.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Because he wants to dance...

and who wouldn't want to shake a leg to the funky dance tunes of janky?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: chthonic <chthonic@chthonicstreams.com>
Date: Aug 10, 2005 2:24 PM
Subject: Re: [Jandek] NYC tickets via ticketweb
To: jandek@mylist.net

got mine just now. limit 2 tix per person. they are "general
admission" which is good i
think.

anyone ever seen any musical acts at anthology? is it in the same
room they screen the
films? meaning, are there seats? i'd prefer it if there weren't.

thanks for the up-to-date info seth! you helped a lot with your
ticket updates. although i
may or may not like the concert itself (depending on what he does),
for me to live in a city
he's actually playing and not go seems wrong!

d.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [music_in_action] Songwriting Contest Sept 30th Deadline

I get a lot of e-mails like this. It's always the same thing. You win
money money money! What an honor! What a thrill! How lucrative!

but then you look at the application, and they want something that
they never mention in the e-mail - a chunk of money to enter.

They are just redistributing money from one songwriter for another,
taking their share in the process.

Come on, I can do that! Send me $10.00 and e-mail me an mp3. I'll
decide which one I like best, and I'll send the winner most of the
money. Do it now!

I'll bet not one person does this. Why? Because I'm being honest. I'm
telling you up front that I am running a lottery for songwriters.
They are doing exactly the same thing!

Don't compete against other songwriters in lotteries - work together
to improve the lot of all songwriters!

Thank you for your time.

Joe Swordfish
www.soundclick.com/songpoet

On 8/10/05, Jon Batson <songmaker04@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> http://www.ncsongwriters.org/contest.html
>
> Enter Our Eighth Annual Songwriter's Contest!
>
> Over $3500 in cash and prizes
>
> Everyone who enters wins something
>
>
>
> "Winning the NC Songwriter's Co-op Song Contest was a much needed
> affirmation at just the right time in my life. It was sort of like
> ammunition against all those people who said, `Jeez, the music
> business is really tough, etc…' I could say, `Look what I did. The NC
> Songwriter's Co-op has chosen me as the best songwriter in a place
> full of great songwriters. People are talking about me, talking about
> my show. I can do this.' And I do. " – Jonathan Byrd, 2000 winner
>
>
>
> "It was a real honor to be chosen as a finalist. During the contest,
> it was a real treat to play for an audience of folks who feel
> similarly about songs, about stories as I do. As someone who plays
> fairly regularly, I can say it's a rarity to have such an attentive
> crowd to play for. Winning the contest was a high point of 2004 for
> me and I sincerely thank the good folks at NCSC for making me feel
> welcome." -- Rick Spreitzer, 2004 winner
>
>
>
> Final deadline is September 30.
>
> Finalists will be notified in October and perform at our finals event
> on November 12 at the ArtsCenter in Carrboro, NC.
>
>
>
> Special Discount for early entry and NCSC Members.
>
> See application for details
> http://www.ncsongwriters.org/contest.html
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Yes, let's all do this

Lulina requests: "I go to leave soon the programming of the festival
under and asking for that to the people mentalize good vibe
cocaine-glue and a large barrel of lilac color for the health of all
we."


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Monday, August 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Gouranga

He has a point.

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Date: Aug 8, 2005 9:27 PM
Subject: Gouranga
To: "Matt.mattlove1" <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!


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Thursday, August 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Exp. singer with limitless range seeks others to form band...

Wow, forget about a paltry 6 octave range (minnie ripperton and all
those SCRUBS) - I want a vocalist that can get down to tectonic plates
rubbing together and up to infrared - I think this is the vocalist
fI've been looking for

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