I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] A good one

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty and I
thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life – so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
-Matt Cartmill,
anthropology professor and author (1943- )

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Friday, November 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] FOR MATT -- Protests Await Bush at Summit in Argentina

On 11/4/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
> Battle Looms Over Free Trade at Latin American Meeting
>
> MAR DEL PLATA, Argentina (Nov. 4) - Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez,
>
> [ DIDN'T WE WANT TO ASSASSINATE HIM?? ]
>

No, WE really don't want to do that. WE are in favor of democracy,
and supporting governments that serve their people, not pirates and
thugs that steal elections, illegally invade other countries, and loot
countries (both home and abroad).

Pirates and thugs who do the above sort of thing approve of
assassinating elected foreign heads of state that act in the interests
of their own people, rather than in the interest of multinationals.
Twisted freaks who think that they can command God to destroy states
with hurricanes want to assassinate Hugo Chavez.

Dumbshits stupid enough to take Caligula and Robertson seriously may
cheer on attempts to destroy democracy and economic development in
other countries through military intervention and political
assassinations.

As people who believe in democracy, the rule of law, fair play, etc
etc, WE most assuredly don't want to assassinate Hugo Chavez.

BTW, any political leader interested in serving (rather than ruling)
their people have no choice but to resist "free trade" with the united
states. Clinton and the Bushes shove these "agreements" down people's
throats like the school bully offering to freely trade your a dead
slug for your lunch.. I just heard a story on the news where a NAFTA
arbitration panel ruled for the third time against US tariffs imposed
on Canadian softwoods coming across the border. How is Caligula's
regime responding? Ignoring the ruling, of course, because they are
supposed to get a dead slug, and Caligula and the interests that
support him are supposed to get a free lunch (like the one he's been
getting his entire life). Free trade is not the intent with these
agreements at all. A few people in this country understand this.
Almost everybody everywhere else understands it.

This kind of jamming a thumb into the eye of even your closest trading
partners is stupid and short-sighted. Anybody, foreign or domestic,
that is able to resist policies of assassination and economic bullying
should do so.


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Monday, October 31, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Klaus, you've been holding out on the best jokes...

One of my wife's over-educated friends sent the attached list,
prefaced by this message: "And this is as nice as I could imagine
being about the fucking fool."

He's probably another one of those deluded fools who thinks he could
have handled the Katrina situation better than Dubya. Just because
he's an MD.

But seriously, just before the chuckles - are these for real? The
Leno and Letterman jokes are similar, and are neck-and-neck in the
"most contemptuous" race. One of them is supposed to be Bush
detracter and the other a Bush supporter? I can't tell them apart.

Have I ever said anything more critical about the old disassembler
than these guys? I wonder how much hate mail they get, saying they
aren't really citizens, they should leave the country, etc.

Begin forwarded message:

Subject: 'Fun Reading'

At the trial Saddam insisted he is still president, he is still in
charge, despite the fact that his people disapprove of him and his top
assistants are all in jail or going to jail. No, I'm sorry, that's
President Bush." --Jay Leno

"Saddam Hussein's trial started yesterday, were you folks aware of
that? In court he was stubborn and he was defiant. Stubborn and
defiant in insisting that he's still the president. You know, sorta
like Bush." --David Letterman

"There are rumors circulating that because of the CIA leak
investigation, Vice President Dick Cheney would resign and Condoleezza
Rice will take his place. Due to the complex nature of the
arrangement, it had to be explained to the President using puppets."
--Jay Leno

"The results from the Iraqi election are coming in and the Sunnis are
claiming that the election was rigged. So looks like they got an
American-style democracy after all." --David Letterman

"Here's a reminder to Iraq: The crooked voting machines are due back
in Florida by Friday." --David Letterman

"Karl Rove testified in front of the grand jury for the fourth time.
This is the fourth time in front of the grand jury. In fact this time
he had to give his testimony standing up. See the first three times he
lied his ass off, so he had to stand up." --Jay Leno

"You know I love New Orleans, they're vowing to hold Mardi Gras this
year come hell or -- no pun -- high water. This is interesting,
they've always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. They're
not going to serve that this year, but they've got a new one called
the FEMA. It's strong, it hits you about a week later." --Bill Maher

"President Bush is taking more liberal positions. For example global
warming. He used to be against it. Now it's the Republican plan for
heating homes this winter." -Jay Leno

"I think the President is losing it. The BBC is reporting that Bush
told a group of Palestinian ministers that God told him to invade
Iraq. You see, that's what happens when you mix the New Testament and
Old Milwaukee." --Bill Maher

"Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington. According
to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought,
'Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'" --David Letterman

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Take your complaints to Home Depot, and  Safeway, and Bank of America, because they have missed your message that we've got one language here. Those commie corporations recognize two languages and one of them is Spanish.

You are a dinosaur, maybe you should think about leaving.

Hasta La Vista, Baby

www.soundclick.com/songpoet

On 10/27/05, musicinthecity < musicinthecity@prodigy.net> wrote:
 

   


There are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some native Americans, need to understand.

First of all, it is not our responsibility to continually try not to offend you in any way. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language, and our own lifestyle. This culture, called the "American Way" has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

Our forefathers fought, bled, and died at places such as Bunker Hill,  San
Juan, Iwo Jima, Normandy, Korea, Vietnam...

We speak English, not Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or
any other language.  Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society,
learn our language!.

"In God We Trust" is our national motto.  This is not some off-the-wall, Christian, Right Wing, political slogan, it is our national motto. It is engraved in stone in the House of Representatives in our Capitol and it is printed on our currency. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation and this is clearly documented throughout our history.

If it is appropriate for our motto to be inscribed in the halls of our highest level of Government, then it is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.

God is in our pledge, our National Anthem, nearly every patriotic song, and in our founding documents. We honor His birth, death, and resurrection as holidays, and we turn to Him in prayer in times of crisis. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture and we are proud to have Him.

We are proud of our heritage and those who have so honorably defended our freedoms. We celebrate Independence Day, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, and Flag Day. We have parades, picnics, and barbecues where we proudly wave our flag.

As an American, I have the right to wave my flag, sing my national anthem, quote my national motto, and cite my pledge whenever and wherever I choose.

If the Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.  The American culture is our way of life, our heritage, and we are proud of it.

We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. Like it or not, this is our country,
our land, and our lifestyle.

Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion about our government, culture, or society, and we will allow you every opportunity to do so. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great American freedom:

THE RIGHT TO LEAVE!

Another thing: To those who do complain about the usage of words like 'God'
and 'American' and speaking the language of our great nation, TRY GOING TO
ANOTHER COUNTRY AND SPEAK AGAINST WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE. YOU WILL MORE THAN LIKELY END UP JAILED OR EVEN KILLED.

In America, you take your right to complain for granted.  The more patriotism that is removed from where our children are taught, the less our children will learn about what it is to be an American and our nation's spirit will slowly be killed.

Keep patriotism alive.

It is time to take a stand!
God Bless America, our Military and all of our Veterans!






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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Another reason to love the administration!

Every day brings more good news about why Caligula is going to go down
in history as our bestest westest most outstandingly loveable (and
brainalcious) emperor ever!

Todays good news:

* Col. Janis Karpinski, the Former Head of Abu Ghraib, Admits She Broke the
Geneva Conventions But Says the Blame "Goes All the Way to The Top² *

Karpinski, the highest-ranking officer demoted in connection with the
torture scandal, speaks out about what happened at the Abu Ghraib prison.
She discusses:
* How the military hid "ghost detainees" from the International Red Cross in
violation of international law;
* Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller calling for the Gitmoization of Abu Ghraib and
for prisoners to be "treated like dogs";
* Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's secret memos on interrogation policies
that hung on the prison¹s walls;
* The military¹s use of private (and possibly Israeli) interrogators;
* Her dealings with the International Red Cross;
* Why she feels, as a female general, she has been scapegoated for a scandal
that has left the military and political leadership unscathed; and
* Calls for Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, Alberto Gonzalez and
Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller to be held accountable for what happened.

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My blog is worth $564.54 right now apparently...

Based on the price AOL paid for WebLogs Inc. ($25m) divided by their % share of Technorati sources - to give a $ price per Technorati link.


My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt]…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good friends…really really good friends for years and years?

This guy has a great blog at:

http://coverthistory.blogspot.com/

consider a couple of items:

Monday, October 24, 2005
Olson Twins Nearly Naked

The folks over at The Aurora ought to be ashamed of themselves for
posting a photo of the Olson Twins with scarcely any clothes
on--obviously in a shameless attempt to boost their web traffic.

http://theaurora.blogspot.com/2005/10/mascots-of-week.html

You're welcome.

posted by Gary Buell at 1:29 PM 0 comments

and

I should be ashamed of myself for repeating this unsubstantiated
gossip from Ratbang Diary:

Like…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good
friends…really really good friends for years and years? As in, really
really really good friends for years and years and years. Well…that's
what I heard.

posted by Gary Buell at 10:02 AM 0 comments

pretty slick

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Monday, October 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] more on Bono ...

I'm not disassembling when I say don't think it's not impossible to
misunderestimate dubya's reality contact.

On 10/24/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
> "U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush
> at the White House this week.
> Bono urged the president to help the world's poor.
> Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher."
> -- Jay Leno
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Sunday, October 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Caligula: The Master of Disaster

On some other list I'm on (one full of mostly stupid people, unlike
this bastion of higher reasoning), the topic of the New Orleans
disaster came up. There was the usual sparring, and then somebody
said "nobody can say they could have done any better."

I immediately posted that I in fact KNEW that I could of and would
have done better. Jeez, you would have thought I was claiming to be
Buckaroo Banzai or something. The flaming was just crazy, and the
usual invitations to leave the country, declarations that I was a
non-citizen, etc.

I tell ya what, anybody who doesn't think that they could do better
that that crowd of profoundly stupid and corrupt pirates and thugs
currently in power either has some profound self-esteem issues,
perhaps even mental illness.

And the evidence just keeps rolling in...

FEMA Scandal Widens as Internal E-mails Are Made Public
More details have emerged depicting the extent of the neglect and
irresponsibility of former FEMA Director Michael Brown in his roll in
the scandal of the government's handling of Hurricane Katrina. On
Thursday, FEMA official Marty Bahamonde testified in front of the
Senate Homeland Security Committee. He was the first official from the
agency to arrive in New Orleans ahead of Katrina. In the midst of the
chaos and horror of the hurricane's aftermath, Bahamonde sent a dire
e-mail to Michael Brown saying victims had no food and were dying. No
response came from Brown. Instead, less than three hours later, an
aide to Brown sent an e-mail saying her boss wanted to go on a
television program that night. But first, the aide said, Brown needed
at least an hour to eat dinner at a Baton Rouge restaurant, writing,
"He needs much more than 20 or 30 minutes." Some 19 pages of internal
FEMA e-mails revealed Thursday show Bahamonde gave regular updates to
people in contact with Brown as early as August 28, the day before
Katrina hit. They appear to contradict Brown, who has said he was not
fully aware of the conditions until days after the storm hit.
Bahamonde arrived on Aug. 27 and was the only FEMA official at the
scene until August 30. Subsequent e-mails told of an increasingly
desperate situation at the New Orleans Superdome, where tens of
thousands of evacuees were piled in. Bahamonde spent two nights there
with the evacuees. On August 31, he e-mailed Brown saying, "estimates
are many will die within hours." He described the situation as "past
critical." It was just moments after that email that Michael Brown's
press secretary, Sharon Worthy, wrote colleagues to complain that the
FEMA director needed more time to eat dinner. Worthy wrote,
"Restaurants are getting busy...We now have traffic to encounter to go
to and from a location of his choise (sic), followed by wait service
from the restaurant staff, eating, etc. Thank you."

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Bono & Bush ...

That Bono's keeping some strange company these days. He was very tight with Jesse Helms, who's image benefited from the association (remember that picture of Elvis and Nixon?) but what did the poor Bono says he speaks for get out of it?  A big fat goose egg, not even one you can eat.

It's telling that Bush wants to meet with him. You can tell the really effective people, because Bush refuses to talk to them.  Cindy Sheehan, for example.

But I can't say it half as well as my old buddy Dave Marsh:
 
Bad Company
Dave Marsh

"Nothing is more important than passion," Jon Bon Jovi said on June 17 at Oxford University. "Whatever you decide to do in life, just be passionate about it." Did no one think to whisper the words "Timothy McVeigh" in his ear?

Still, that wasn't the dumbest thing a rock star did on a college campus this month. U2's Bono lapped the field during his June 7 appearance at Harvard, where he cozied up to economist Jeffrey Sachs, beaming in the front row. Bono's passion is Third World debt relief. Sachs is an expert on it. As CounterPunch reported, "the Harvard prof...helped devise the 'shock therapy' scheme that pillaged the Russian economy, left millions in poverty, and made billionaires out of a few insiders who were primed to capitalize on the privatization of federal assets.... His approach toward debt issues is the same old Faustian bargain - debt will be forgiven if those nations agree to privatize their natural resources: water, natural gas, timber, minerals."

Bono's passion knows no limits. Sachs is not quite the bottom of the barrel. Bono has even cozied up to the veteran race-baiter Jesse Helms, who actually doddered into a U2 show a few days before the Harvard debacle.

Helms has an interesting history in mingling music and politics. In 1993, he and the vastly overrated "songwriter" Senator Orrin Hatch were in an elevator with Carol Mosely-Braun, the only black woman ever to serve in the U. S. Senate. "Watch me make her cry. I'm going to make her cry," Helms said. "I'm going to sing 'Dixie' until she cries." He sang the racist lyrics about the good old days of slavery until the elevator stopped.

Mosely-Braun had the good sense to walk away from Helms and his cronies. Sadly, at its D.C. show, U2 gave shout-outs to Helms, several other Senators and Scott Hatch, former executive director of the national Republican Congressional Campaign Committee. Senators from both parties gladly cooperated with Hatch in setting up meetings with Bono. Hatch let it be known he worked for free, as if bringing a major media star around wasn't its own reward. ("You've never seen star-fucking 'til you've been to Capitol Hill," as a friend of mine who worked for the RIAA put it when he left.)

One thing Bono will NOT get out of this is American cooperation with debt forgiveness. This Senate certainly isn't going to get rid of the law it just passed that forbids indebted Americans from getting credit card debt relief by declaring bankruptcy. The Democrats who now control the Senate have neither issue on their agenda. Do we need to guess where Helms, the most aggressive reactionary in the Senate, stands on these matters?

If you believe that meeting with the powerful is the only route to justice - as Bono has shown he does in his dealings with the UK and Irish governments on Ulster peace - this is where your passion puts you. But huddling and cuddling with the people who create the problem isn't the only way to fight for what's right. Jackson Browne and Steve Earle also haven't ended poverty by aligning themselves with the Kensington Welfare Rights Union. But at least they get their picture of what debt relief means from the poor themselves. And they don't have to put up with a batch of phony political cronies and economic snake oil hustlers crowding the hallways backstage. That's a start.

I hope Bono has a steel-plated back. If he stays in this company, he'll inevitably need it.



 
On 10/19/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
Tim reported, in part...
> WASHINGTON - In town for a concert, U2 rock star Bono was
> invited to lunch Wednesday with the president.
> ... Bono also planned to meet with National Security Adviser
> Stephen Hadley later in the day, before U2's concert at the
> MCI Center.  The spokesman laughingly told reporters that Bush
> was not planning to attend the concert.
 
 
I didn't know Bono had a concert career after his breakup
with CHER.
 
Hey, isn't Sonny Bono dead???
 
kdh
 
 
 
 
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Sunday, October 16, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush and African-Americans

Bush Approval at All-time Low—2% Among African-Americans
Meanwhile, the latest poll on President Bush shows what some analysts
are saying may turn out to be one of the biggest free-falls in the
history of presidential polling. According to a new NBC/Wall Street
Journal poll, Bush's job-approval rating among African Americans has
dropped to 2 percent. That drop is thought to be key in Bush's overall
approval ratings falling to an all-time low of 39 percent. A few
months after 9/11, the NBC/Wall Street Journal poll found Bush's
approval rating among Blacks at 51 percent. As recently as six months
ago, it was at 19 percent. The latest numbers are attributed in part
to the government's handling of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath.
The poll also found that just 29 percent of people think Supreme Court
nominee Harriet Miers is qualified to serve on the nation's highest
court.

****
If this is true, that nutty Kayne West is so far out there on the
margins with his crazy conspiracy theories about Bush not caring about
what happens to African Americans... it's only him and 98% of blacks
in the country!

Actually, I think they meant to say "2 African Americans approve of
Bush's performance." That would be Condi Rice and Clarence Thomas.
Michael and Colin Powell used to, but they stopped feeding at that
particular trough, so they don't have to any more.

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Saturday, October 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] High School, Happy Days, That 70s Show, etc.

The first time I did any fanzine stuff was when I was a student at
Central Washington University in Ellensburg, which was about 4 years
out of high school. That's when I met Klaus and we've been fighting
ever since. I also met Steve Streeter and John Elton. All virtually -
I've never met any of them face-to-face.

Anyway, by then I was married and had no desire to attract women. The
one that I had was giving me enough problems.

It's funny, all this talk about the 70s - I've seen "that 70s show" a
couple of times now... it was not as unrealistic as I had been lead to
believe. I knew people like that then - I didn't like spending time
with them then and I sure as hell don't want to waste any time on them
now.

However, I'm a guest at my dad's place, and so I get to watch what's
on while we're eating dinner (childhood rules about TV off while we
eat have been relaxed).

I made a mild observation about a threadbare plot device, saying "this
is just like Happy Days" and my sister said, voice dripping with
contempt and pity, "oh, it's a little different than that.":

Then she parked herself in the easy chair in front of the TV and tried
to outlaugh the retarded laugh track. They had that thing going on
almost every line the cast delivered. Anne says that's true 70s
style, but I don't remember.

I don't see how anybody could have taken offense. I know Happy Days
jumped the shark when Fonzie took over from Richie as the lead (I had
gotten out of the TV habit by then) but the early shows were rather
good, and "that 70s show made it look like Shakespeare by comparison.

Mike Mitchell thought I'd understand America better if I watch more
TV. I have been, and I think he's right. I think I do understand
America better, and it's deeply troubling. We are a nation of
intellectual and aesthetic retards. Sorry, that's harsh, but it has
to be said.

I don't know anybody else who remembers this, but thanks to the
Internet, you can prove things that everybody you know has forgotten.
You can find evidence that things that never happened did, too, but I
know this happened, I remembered it, and here's the proof - The pilot
for Happy Days was shown as an episode of "Love American Style."

As I recall, it was a rather sweet, realistic and high quality show,
unlike the sorry mess that "Happy Days" turned into, especially the
awful "Fonzi" character, played by that most Italian of all actors,
Henry Winkler.

From "Happy Days Online":

On February 25, 1972, an episode of Love, American Style entitled
"Love and the Happy Days" aired on ABC television. Garry Marshall had
produced a 1971 pilot called "New Family in Town" for ABC and after
they decided not to turn the pilot into a series, they decided to use
it as a Love, American Style episode. The episode starred (in
alphabetical order):

# Ric Carrott as Charles (Chuck)
# Harold Gould as Howard Cunningham
# Ronny Howard as Richie
# Susan Neher as Joanie
# Marion Ross as Marion
# Anson Williams as Potsie
# It was produced by Carl Kleinschmitt, written by Garry Marshall, and
directed by Gary Nelson.

The show opens up with Richie in his room and in a voiceover he talks
about his life being 16 and growing up in the 1950's. His father is in
the hardware business, his mother does volunteer work for the Red
Cross, his older brother is in college, and his sister wants to see an
orthodontist.

In the next scene, Richie walks Joanie home from piano lessons and he
announces they are the first family in the neighborhood to be getting
a television set. Potsie comes over and climbs through Richie's window
and they plan on studying Spanish. They discuss who is going to come
over the next night to watch the boxing match on television and Richie
thinks about asking Arlene Nestrock.

The next night at dinner (there is an exterior shot of a different
Cunningham house than the regular series), Charles (Chuck) says the
prayer. Later that night, Richie and Potsie meet Arlene and Corrine
Delaruso (who Potsie says has a mustache) at the local hangout and
talk and then dance. Richie then invites Arlene over to the house to
watch television after she blows in his ear. Potsie is disappointed to
learn that Richie's father is allowing each family member to invite
only one person.

The house is crowded that night as Howard's mother, Chuck's date, the
mailman that Joanie invited, Arlene, and numerous others show up.
Howard and company struggle to get a clear picture as they stand on a
chair with the rabbit-ear antenna to get a better picture.

Richie brings Arlene back to her apartment and he leans on the
doorbell buzzer and Arlene's mother comes to the door and then he
falls through the open door. Richie is disappointed to learn that
Arlene is going out with Eddie Bazinski and then he falls down the
stairs when leaving. Richie and Howard talk in his room later that
night and then Potsie comes over and brings a beer that he got from
Mulligan's bar where he had watched the fight. The episode concludes
in the early morning hours as Howard and Richie stand up in the living
room as "God Bless America" is played on the television set.

The episode co-starred Jackie Coogan as Uncle Harold, Peggy Rea as
Aunt Bessie, Virginia Gregg as Arlene's mother, Tanis Montgomery as
Arlene, Nellie Burt as Grandma, Ronda Copland as Teresa, Edmund
Cambridge as Mr. Dickerson (the mailman), and Sheila Jo Guthrie as
Corrine.

After the success of George Lucas' 1972 film, "American Graffiti"
(starring Ron Howard), the ABC programmers were looking to cash in on
the wave of 1950's nostalgia. ABC, remembering Garry Marshall's
earlier pilot, called him to make some changes to his original
concept. Among the changes was to include the character of Arthur
Fonzarelli. The rest of the Happy Days story is history.

In Happy Days episode #19 "Who's Sorry Now?", there are several
flashbacks to the Love, American Style episode as Richie's old
girlfriend, Arlene Nestrock, comes back to Milwaukee and wants to go
steady with Richie.

This Love, American Style episode has been used to as the program to
launch several tv cable networks including TV Land and Ha! (or The
Comedy Channel, I'm not sure of the name of it).

On 10/15/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
> RE: In high school, Matt was never invited to any parties at all.
>
>
> >> All together now: "Awwww. Poor Matt."
>
> Matt writ...
> > Yes, it has poisoned my entire outlook on life. George W. Bush got
> > to go to all the parties and drink like a fish, and all the cocaine that
> > he wanted, ...
>
> doesn't sound like you're BITTER about it, Matt.
>
>
> > Because I couldn't go to those parties, I have a life-long grudge
> > against ignorant, lying fratboys, and ignorance and lying in gerneral.
>
> > Boo hoo, poor me.
>
> At least you're not feeling sorry for yourself.
>
>
> > BTW, it was wrestling, cross country, and track.
>
> But I bet you REALLY attracted the babes by drawing those
> fanzines! Comic artists are babe magnets!!
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] In more crack news: Crack is good for you!

Charles Mudede, author of the best Police Beat column in America,
reports the startling news that two crack smokers fought, and fell 30
feet off an overpass on the freeway, and one suffered a broken leg and
the other did not appear to be seriously injured.

It seems like you'd expect such a fall to be fatal under normal
circumstances, so from now on, it's all crack, all the time, for me!

The last paragraph has nothing to do with anything, but I left it in
because I admire the poetry of Mudede's writing so much

Police Beat
BY CHARLES MUDEDE

From the Overpass/Downtown/Sat Sept 10/12:45 am: Officer Bell reports:
"Witness four reported bodies lying in the right exit lane under the
Yesler Way overpass. Upon my arrival I noticed two males, suspect one
and suspect two, lying below the northwest corner of the overpass.
Both were semiconscious, and SFD responded to the scene. Officers made
contact with three other witnesses on the top of the overpass. The
witnesses stated they were smoking crack with the two suspects in the
jungle area on the northeast corner of the Yesler Way overpass. After
smoking some crack, suspect one began walking away from the pack.
Suspect two thought he saw suspect one stealing narcotics from
[unsuspecting] witness three. Suspect one stopped suspect two on the
overpass. [The late-night traffic rushed below and the lights of
sleeping office towers rose into a sky whose stars were barely
visible.]

"The suspects began to argue. The suspects began to struggle.
Suddenly, both fell over the edge of the overpass and landed on I-5,
in the right lane. The fall was approximately 30 feet. One suspect
sustained a broken leg, the other did not appear to be seriously
injured. Both were transported to Harborview Medical Center."

Late this morning, while walking to the Public Safety Building (where
the police reports are arranged for me on a small table in a small
press room), I crossed the overpass that the pair of lucky crackheads
fell from on the night of September 10 (lucky because they survived
the fall, the concrete, and the traffic). The Yesler Way overpass not
only connects the Central District to the Business District, but is
also one of the few points from which our city bares itself so
shamelessly. From here, you can survey the main parts of Seattle in
the way you might survey the main parts of a nude body that's resting
next to you in bed—the soft lips, the length of the throat, the rising
flesh of the chest, the flat belly, the soft sex. Starbucks'
headquarters, the sports stadiums that are abreast, the endless glass
skin of the Bank of America Tower, the edge of the Boeing airfield—all
of this and much, much more (Amazon.com on Beacon Hill, medical
facilities on First Hill, King County Jail, the orange cranes on
Harbor Island) can be seen and appreciated from Yesler Way's arching
overpass.

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Friday, October 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: FAIR Calls for De-Funding CPB

How about that, I started to put together something to post to this
list on this very topic, before I went on vacation - I still might,
but these guys have said it so much better.

Next time I get one of those annoying "save Public Broadcasting"
petition e-mails, I'll reply to everybody on the list by saying "I
agree. Save Public Broadcasting from the CPB, from the government and
from itself. And this is how to do it!"

The entire article can be read at:

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2671

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Date: Oct 4, 2005 7:53 AM
Subject: FAIR Calls for De-Funding CPB
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

Press Release

FAIR Calls for De-Funding CPB
How to REALLY save PBS: Replace corrupt board with independent trust

10/3/05

As Republican activist Cheryl Halpern takes the helm of the
Corporation for Public Broadcasting and Republicans in Congress call
for CPB funding cuts in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, public
broadcasting's defenders look ahead once again to a fight to "save
PBS."

But the broader issues remain overlooked: Is public broadcasting
delivering on its promise of offering a true alternative to commercial
broadcasting? Does the CPB really, as its mission statement proclaims,
"encourage the development of programming that involves creative risks
and that addresses the needs of unserved and underserved audiences,
particularly children and minorities"?

In the October issue of Extra!, FAIR declares that the honest answer
to these questions is no. It's time to stop trying to save the CPB
from budget cuts and corrupt leadership; we need to cut the purse
strings and develop new, independent funding mechanisms for public
broadcasting.

The CPB has become a tool used by congressional conservatives to
restrict programming within narrow political limits. With each
successive attack from the right, public broadcasting becomes
weakened, as programmers become more skittish and public TV's habit of
survival through capitulation becomes more ingrained.

"While a desire to protect the CPB from right-wing attackers is
understandable, it's ultimately doomed to failure," said Steve
Rendall, co-author with Peter Hart of FAIR's analysis, Time to Unplug
the CPB. "We need to stop fighting to save the CPB and start fighting
to save the principle of public broadcasting itself."

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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [PlansFromOuterSpace] Mysterious Deaths

Kyle Brinkmann posted this on my "Plans From Outer Space" yahoo list.  while it's a little off topic for that list (and this one) I am passing it along because it's worth thinking about.
 
What is going on back in the states?  I leave the country for a few days and these people start dropping like flies. 
 
I think it goes up to the highest levels. 
 
Watch your backs, true believers!

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Subject: [PlansFromOuterSpace] Mysterious Deaths
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Maybe I won't come back

Jeez, here's a good reason to stay in Australia....

Monday, October 3rd, 2005
Bush Nominates Longtime Friend and Attorney Harriet Miers for Supreme Court

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President Bush has selected White House counsel Harriet Miers to
replace retiring Suprem Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. If
confirmed, Miers - who has never served as a judge - would become the
third woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Last year, Legal Times
reported that Miers "has long been one of the most discreet, most
private, and most protective members of George W. Bush's inner
circle." [includes rush transcript]
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President Bush is nominating his longtime friend and attorney Harriet
Miers to serve on the Supreme Court. This according to the Associated
Press.
The 60-year-old Miers is currently working as White House counsel and
was formerly President Bush's personal lawyer in Texas. Miers met Bush
in the 1980s and she was counsel for his 1994 campaign for governor.
He appointed her chair of the Texas Lottery Commission in 1995.

If confirmed by the Senate, Miers will fill Justice Sandra Day
O'Connor's seat and become the third woman to serve on the Supreme
Court. As an attorney, she was the first woman to serve as president
of the Texas State Bar and the Dallas Bar Association. Miers has never
served as a judge. Without a judicial record, it may be difficult for
Senators to know where Miers stands on key issues facing the court.
Last year, Legal Times reported that Miers "has long been one of the
most discreet, most private, and most protective members of George W.
Bush's inner circle."

Jamin Raskin, American University Law professor and author of
"Overruling Democracy: The Supreme Court vs. the American People."
Nan Aron, President of the Alliance for Justice which is a national
association of public interest and civil rights organizations.
Ted Goldman, congressional correspondent for the Legal Times. He wrote
an article about Miers in December 2004 titled "Down to the Last
Detail; Bush's pick for White House counsel sports an exacting style"

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AMY GOODMAN: We turn now to the announcement that President Bush has made.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Once again, I considered a wide variety of
distinguished Americans from different walks of life. Once again, we
consulted with Democrats and Republicans in the United States Senate.
We received good advice from more than 80 senators. And once again,
one person stood out as exceptionally well suited to sit on the
highest court of our nation.

This morning, I'm proud to announce that I am nominating Harriet Ellan
Miers to serve as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. For the past
five years, Harriet Miers has served in critical roles in our nation's
government, including one of the most important legal positions in the
country, White House Counsel. She has devoted her life to the rule of
law and the cause of justice. She will be an outstanding addition to
the Supreme Court of the United States.

Harriet was born and raised in Dallas, Texas. She attended public
schools. When illness struck her family during her freshman year in
college, Harriet went to work to help pay for her own education. She
went on to receive a bachelor's degree in mathematics and a law degree
from Southern Methodist University.

Over the course of a distinguished legal career, Harriet has earned
the respect and admiration of her fellow attorneys. She has a record
of achievement in the law, as well as experience as an elected member
of the Dallas City Council. She served at high levels of both state
and federal government. Before state and federal courts, she has tried
cases and argued appeals that covered a broad range of matters. She's
been a leader in the American Bar Association and has been recognized
by the National Law Journal as one of the most powerful attorneys in
America.

Harriet's greatest inspiration was her mother, who taught her the
difference between right and wrong and instilled in Harriet the
conviction that she could do anything she set her mind to. Inspired by
that confidence, Harriet became a pioneer in the field of law,
breaking down barriers to women that remained even after a generation
-- remained a generation after President Reagan appointed Justice
O'Connor to the Supreme Court.

Harriet was the first woman to be hired at one of Dallas's top law
firms, the first woman to become president of that firm, the first
woman to lead a large law firm in the state of Texas. Harriet also
became the first woman president of the Dallas Bar Association and the
first woman elected president of the State Bar of Texas. In
recognition of her achievements paving the way for women lawyers,
Harriet's colleagues in Texas have honored her with numerous awards,
most recently the Sandra Day O'Connor Award for Professional
Excellence.

Harriet has built a reputation for fairness and integrity. When I came
to office as the governor of Texas, the Lottery Commission needed a
leader of unquestioned integrity. I chose Harriet because I knew she
would earn the confidence of the people of Texas. The Dallas Morning
News said that Harriet insisted on a system that was fair and honest.
She delivered results.

Harriet has also earned a reputation for her deep compassion and
abiding sense of duty. In Texas, she made it her mission to support
better legal representation for the poor and underserved. As president
of the Dallas Bar, she called on her fellow lawyers to volunteer and
staff free neighborhood clinics. She led by example. She put in long
hours of pro bono work. Harriet Miers has given generously of her time
and talent by serving as a leader with more than a dozen community
groups and charities, including the Young Women's Christian
Association, Child Care Dallas, Goodwill Industries, Exodus
Ministries, Meals on Wheels and the Legal Aid Society.

Harriet's life has been characterized by service to others, and she
will bring that same passion for service to the Supreme Court of the
United States. I've given a lot of thought to the kind of people who
should serve on the federal judiciary. I've come to agree with the
late Chief Justice William Rehnquist, who wrote about the importance
of having judges who are drawn from a wide diversity of professional
backgrounds. Justice Rehnquist himself came to the Supreme Court
without prior experience on the bench, as did more than 35 other men,
including Byron White. And I'm proud to nominate an outstanding woman
who brings a similar record of achievement in private practice and
public service.

Under the Constitution, Harriet's nomination now goes before the
United States Senate for confirmation.

AMY GOODMAN: President Bush, announcing he has nominated Harriet Miers
as the next Associate Justice of the Supreme Court to replace Sandra
Day O'Connor. This is Harriet Miers accepting her nomination.

HARRIET MIERS: Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you very much. I am
very grateful for the confidence in me that you have shown by this
nomination, and, certainly, I am humbled by it.

From my early days as a clerk in the Federal District Court, and
throughout almost three decades of legal practice, bar service and
community service, I have always had a great respect and admiration
for the genius that inspired our Constitution and our system of
government. My respect and admiration have only grown over these past
five years that you have allowed me to serve the American people as a
representative of the executive branch.

The wisdom of those who drafted our constitution and conceived our
nation as functioning with three strong and independent branches have
proven truly remarkable. It is the responsibility of every generation
to be true to the founders' vision of the proper role of the courts in
our society. If confirmed, I recognize that I will have a tremendous
responsibility to keep our judicial system strong and to help ensure
that the courts meet their obligations to strictly apply the laws and
the Constitution.

As White House Counsel, I have enjoyed the opportunity to work with
the members of the Congress, and that experience has given me an even
greater appreciation for the role of the legislative branch in our
constitutional system.

And now I look forward to the next step in the process that has begun
this morning, including the Senate's consideration of my nomination. I
look forward to participating in that process.

And now I want to pause and thank all of those whose love and
friendship and support have brought me to this moment. No one reaches
a point in time such as this without tremendous sacrifice, help and
encouragement of family and friends and colleagues. I'm immensely
grateful to the support and love that I feel for my brothers Harris,
Robert, and Jeb, and their families, and the love and support that I
knew from my father and my sister, Kitty, and the love and support I
feel from her family. I have a special note this morning for my mom:
Thank you for your faith, your strength, your courage, your love and
beauty of spirit. And thank you, Mr. President, for this tremendous
honor by your nomination.

AMY GOODMAN: Harriet Miers accepting President Bush's nomination of
her to be the next Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. When we
come back, Jamin Raskin of American University and Nan Aron, will join
us, President of Alliance for Justice.

[break]

AMY GOODMAN: We look now at the President's nomination of Harriet
Miers to be the next Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Our
guests are Jamin Raskin at the American University Law School, author
of Overruling Democracy: The Supreme Court Versus the American People,
and Nan Aron, President of the Alliance for Justice and National
Association of Public Interest and Civil Rights Organizations. We
welcome you both to Democracy Now! Professor Raskin, let's begin with
you. Your response to President Bush's selection.

JAMIN RASKIN: Well, I think that this is the act of both arrogance and
monumental insecurity on the part of President Bush. He went not to a
federal judge or a state judge or a law professor, but rather to
someone on his inner sanctum staff, who has been a personal lawyer for
him and, you know, basically catapulted that person to the Supreme
Court. And, if anything, she has less of a paper trail than John
Roberts did and can be expected to be an even more – even more of a
party loyalist and Bush functionary than John Roberts was.

AMY GOODMAN: I'm looking at something that David Frum wrote, says
"Harriet Miers, Bush's next pick for the Supreme Court, currently
White House Counsel, once served as Bush's personal lawyer. She has
never been a judge, but what she lacks in experience she makes up for
in devotion." This is what National Review's David Frum had to say
about Miers last week. He said, "In a White House that hero-worshipped
the President, Miers was distinguished by the intensity of her zeal.
She once told me," Frum writes, "that the President was the most
brilliant man she'd ever met." Frum concluded, "This is no time for
the President to indulge his loyalty to his friends." Nan Aron, your
response to President Bush's selection?

NAN ARON: Well, it's not surprising that she was the choice. In fact,
the only reason, probably, she has been selected for this seat on our
highest court is because of her closeness to Bush family. She, as your
listeners now know, has been the personal lawyer to George Bush. She
was the one who conducted a –

AMY GOODMAN: Nan Aron, are you still there?

NAN ARON: Yes, I am. She conducted background checks on Bush before he
ran for Texas governor in 1994, helped him during the 2000
presidential campaign. She served as his advisor and helped with
ensuing litigation. She represented then-Governor Bush in the legal
challenge of whether Cheney could be on the presidential ticket
because he was from the same state as Bush. She has been a long-time
friend, advisor, lawyer to the Bush family, and obviously, that
secured her appointment today.

But, having said that, little is known about her views on critical
issues like environmental protection, worker protection, civil rights,
and it will be up to the Senate – In fact, it will be critically
important for the Senate to get as much information as it can about
her record.

One last thing is – very, very disappointed that the White House
refused to disclose any of John Roberts's memos that he wrote as the
political deputy while he served in the Solicitor General's office
during the Bush administration. It was Harriet Miers, in fact, who
refused to share his records with the public or the Senate and, of
course, now that she is the nominee, she will be able to hide behind
their refusal to share information now about her. She has helped
create the precedent that will allow the White House to essentially
not cooperate with the Senate, and so, we are all looking to the
Senate to conduct a full and thorough inquiry and to get as much
information about her views so that the Senate and the American people
can decide whether she is deserving of this very important seat on the
Supreme Court.

AMY GOODMAN: We're also joined on the phone by T.R. Goldman, writes
for Legal Times, wrote an extensive piece about Harriet Miers. Can you
give us her history? Welcome, T.R. Goldman.

TED GOLDMAN: Actually, I just got in and I haven't read the piece in a
couple of months, but the point of the matter is she's Dallas-born and
-bred. She grew up there. She went to high school there. She went to
college there, and I believe law school. She really never left the
state until she moved to Washington to become the Secretary – Staff
Secretary at the White House, which is a very difficult job. Not a –
well, it's a difficult job because you're in charge of all of the
paper flow. A couple of years later, President Bush made her his White
House Counsel, which is a bit more of a significant job, but as
everyone has probably said by now, she has no real significant legal
experience. She did clerk for a federal judge, and that's probably the
extent of it, aside from being a corporate lawyer for a very long
time.

AMY GOODMAN: And her relationship with President Bush, T.R. Goldman?

TED GOLDMAN: Well, it's one of the things we do know about President
Bush, that he values loyalty, he values friendships. They have known
each other in very, very tight circumstances for ten years. Apparently
she did a bit of personal legal work for him at one point. I'm not
clear exactly what, but they have a long-standing relationship, and he
trusts her absolutely. And she is someone to be trusted. She is
incredibly loyal and a very devout church-goer, very, very close to
her family. And there's not going to be a lot more to be said right
now.

AMY GOODMAN: Nan Aron, one of the major issues, the issue of abortion
raised continually on John Roberts. How much do you know about Harriet
Miers and this position?

NAN ARON: Well, we don't know an awful lot about her views on choice
except for the fact that several years ago, the American Bar
Association was bitterly divided over the abortion issue, and at one
point, the A.B.A. reaffirmed its support for a woman's right to choose
whether to end a pregnancy. Harriet Miers sponsored a resolution that
would have allowed a referendum vote to be taken by all the members of
the A.B.A., which probably, although made it – would have made it more
difficult for it to have passed. So there are certainly – and so,
clearly, she was not in favor of the American Bar Association's
resolution on choice issues. It will be an issue for her.

It will certainly be asked of her at the hearing, and if she follows
in the shoes of John Roberts, she will decline to answer any
questions. So, obviously, it's important for the Senate to figure out
and find out a little bit more, not just her views on choice, but a
whole range of issues. After all, she is going to fill the seat of
Sandra Day O'Connor, who was a vote in favor of women's rights, civil
rights, disability rights, church-state separation. So, she has a
very, very high standard.

TED GOLDMAN: Advancing women's rights. I mean, she was the first
female President of the State Bar of Texas. What we don't know, of
course, as Nan says, is her personal attitudes about lots of social
hot-button issues. As far as being a trailblazer, as a woman, she very
much has been.

AMY GOODMAN: T.R. Goldman.

NAN ARON: Yes, and I guess the question is, T.R. and Amy, has she been
not only a trailblazer, but an individual who has sought to advance
the rights of women in her state and in the country? That will
certainly be a critical issue for the Senate to consider.

AMY GOODMAN: T.R. Goldman, you write that "Miers was elected President
of Locke Purnell in 1996, by then a 225 lawyer firm. Three years
later, it merged. She became co-manager of Locke Liddell & Sapp. She
was a commercial litigator representing such clients as Microsoft, the
Walt Disney Company and Republic National Bank. In 1996, at an
Anti-Defamation League jurisprudence award ceremony, Bush introduced
Miers as 'a pit bull in size six shoes,' a tag line that has persisted
through the years, in part because colorful anecdotes or descriptions
about Miers are notoriously difficult to find."

TED GOLDMAN: Well, that's true. I mean, she is the epitome of a
Southern woman. She is very – in sort of the old – in the old
fashioned sense. She's very, very courteous, very, very courteous, and
an incredibly hard worker. I remember when I was doing the story about
her, people would constantly remark that when they went home at night,
her lights were always on in the office. Incredibly devoted to her
job, incredibly devoted to the President. Again, you can make whatever
translation you want into how that's going to turn out to be as a
Supreme Court Justice, but as a staff person, she's loyalty, above
all. But the court, of course, is a completely different animal.
You're put on by a particular President, of course, but in theory, you
have absolutely no loyalty to their political agenda.

AMY GOODMAN: It's interesting that her office, that Harriet Miers was
put in charge of helping to select the next Supreme Court Justice. It
reminds me of Dick Cheney also being put in charge of perhaps helping
to choose the next Vice President, and then he is chosen. Jamin
Raskin, American University Law Professor, your response?

JAMIN RASKIN: Well, this is the exact same thing I thought when I
heard it. You know, Cheney was supposed to find running mates for
George Bush, and lo and behold after months of arduous search comes up
with himself as the best candidate, and it's the same situation here,
but the thing that's really stunning is that of all of the judges and
lawyers and law professors in the country, that Bush turns to his own
White House counsel, someone who has been on his, you know, inner
legal and policy staff for many years now to promote to the Supreme
Court.

And, you know, this is obviously sending a clear signal to the hard
right conservative wing of the Republican Party that this is someone
who is going to play ball on all of the issues that they care about
most, and it does put the Democrats in the Senate to the test. You
know, is it going to be enough that you have, you know, a nice and
presentable and attractive candidate who, you know, was involved with
the A.B.A., or are we looking for someone who is going to try to stand
on the side of the civil rights and civil liberties revolutions that
took place over the last three decades? And, you know, again, I think
it forces the Democrats to think real hard about what their advice and
consent role is in the Supreme Court nomination process.

AMY GOODMAN: And the fact that she hasn't been a judge, what does that
actually mean?

JAMIN RASKIN: Well, the most important thing is it means that there's
no paper trail record of what exactly she would do in office,
although, you know, she's already, you know, uttering the rhetoric of
the rule of law, which John Roberts rallied around during his
hearings, as if the rule of law is self-evident and as if it's clear
what that means, for example, on the question of the constitutional
right to privacy or freedom of speech or equal protection. It's never
clear what it means. And so, they certainly shouldn't be able to get
away with banal indications of the rule of law as if that tells us
anything about what they would actually do.

AMY GOODMAN: Jamin Raskin, I want to thank you for being with us. Nan
Aron, any last comment?

NAN ARON: No, I think, as Jamin has said, it's really now up to Senate
to do its work and to conduct a very independent, thorough inquiry
into her qualifications. Thank you for having me this morning.

AMY GOODMAN: Nan Aron, thanks very much for being with us, of the
Alliance for Justice, President; and T.R. Goldman, thank you for being
with us as well, of Legal Times.

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] DeLay Steps Down After Indictment

Did Jay Leno have some good jokes about this?

I also hear that a federal judge has ordered the release of
documentation of torture by US military. I'll bet Leno had some knee
slappers about that one.

But "torture and stealing elections is just fine by me and the
founding fathers" Roberts was sworn in.

I have the forlorn fantasy that they will decide that the current
administration is so illegal that they will remove all the judges they
put in place and reverse all the policies and laws established, but I
guess that's pretty unlikely.

What is it about these foreigners, anyway? English, Canadian,
Australian, Danish, what have you, they all think that Bush is insane.

At dinner last night one of the people at our table said "when I look
at the United States I feel like I'm watching Rome burn."

Hey guys, I want to let you know I was a good American and I stood up
for our leadership. I said "No, we are not in the Nero era of the
American Empire yet. We are in the Caligula era!"

Hooray for me and the USA!

* DeLay Hammered by Campaign Finance Indictment, Steps Down as GOP Majority
Leader *

A Texas grand jury on Wednesday indicted House Majority leader Tom DeLay (R
- Texas) and two political associates, charging them with a conspiracy to
violate Texas campaign finance laws. House Republicans gathered within hours
of the indictment becoming public and chose Rep. Roy Blunt (R - MO) to
replace DeLay as majority leader who was forced to step down because of
House rules. We speak with the executive editor of The Texas Observer and
independent journalist Doug Ireland.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Disappearing Antiwar Protests

From FAIR (see below)

It appears that one of the FOX/NPR reporters, Juan Williams, may be
part of the reality-based community, at least part of the time - the
other FOX?NPR reporter Mara Liasson, is doing a better job in
fulfilling her responsibilities as a member of the propaganda arm of
the executive branch of government.

I am curious if there was any good coverage on NPR (which wasn't
mentioned in the FAIR report) or did they treat the protests (if
mentioned at all) in the manner that they treat people who are
concerned about electoral theft, thinking about moving to Canada
because of creeping totalitarianism, or support Cindy Sheehan - that
is, with scorn and ridicule?

I'm killing a little time in an Internet Cafe in Melbourne, Australia.
Got a chance to read a little news. The papers aren't so very
different than in the states (and what would you expect from a place
where Rupert Murdock got his start) but the
readers are sure better. The letters to the editor are so well
informed. Dictatorship (under the guise of anti-terrorism) is
overcoming Australia as it is in the states and England, but in
Australia they realize it, and they aren't afraid to speak out about
it. Admirable.

Disappearing Antiwar Protests
Media shrug off mass movement against war

9/27/05

Hundreds of thousands of Americans around the country protested the
Iraq War on the weekend of September 24-25, with the largest
demonstration bringing between 100,000 and 300,000 to Washington, D.C.
on Saturday.

But if you relied on television for your news, you'd hardly know the
protests happened at all. According to the Nexis news database, the
only mention on the network newscasts that Saturday came on the NBC
Nightly News, where the massive march received all of 87 words. (ABC
World News Tonight transcripts were not available for September 24,
possibly due to pre-emption by college football.)

Cable coverage wasn't much better. CNN, for example, made only passing
references to the weekend protests. CNN anchor Aaron Brown offered an
interesting explanation (9/24/05):

"There was a huge 100,000 people in Washington protesting the war in
Iraq today, and I sometimes today feel like I've heard from all
100,000 upset that they did not get any coverage, and it's true they
didn't get any coverage. Many of them see conspiracy. I assure you
there is none, but it's just the national story today and the national
conversation today is the hurricane that put millions and millions of
people at risk, and it's just kind of an accident of bad timing, and I
know that won't satisfy anyone but that's the truth of it."
To hear Brown tell it, a 24-hour cable news channel is somehow unable
to cover more than one story at a time-- and the "national
conversation" is something that CNN just listens in on, rather than
helping to determine through its coverage choices.

The following day (9/25/05), the network's Sunday morning shows had an
opportunity to at least reflect on the significance of the anti-war
movement. With a panel consisting of three New York Times columnists,
Tim Russert mentioned the march briefly in one question to Maureen
Dowd-- which ended up being about how the antiwar movement might
affect Hillary Rodham Clinton's presidential chances.

On ABC's This Week, host George Stephanopoulos observed, "We've seen
polls across the board suggesting that we're bogged down now in Iraq
and now you have this growing protest movement. Do you believe that
we're reaching a tipping point in public opinion?" That question was
put to pro-war Republican Sen. John McCain, who responded by
inaccurately claiming: "Most polls I see, that most Americans believe
still that we have to stay the course.... I certainly understand the
dissatisfaction of the American people but I think most of them still
want to stay the course and we have to."

A recent CBS/New York Times poll (9/9-13/05) found 52 percent support
for leaving Iraq "as soon as possible." A similar Gallup poll
(9/16-18) found that 33 percent of the public want some troops
withdrawn, with another 30 percent wanting all the troops withdrawn.
Only 34 percent wanted to maintain or increase troop levels--positions
that could be described as wanting to "stay the course."
Stephanopoulos, however, failed to challenge McCain's false claim.

(An L.A. Times recap of the protests--9/25/05-- included a misleading
reference to the Gallup poll, reporting that while the war is seen as
a "mistake" by 59 percent of respondents, "There remains, however,
widespread disagreement about the best solution. The same poll showed
that 30 percent of Americans favored a total troop withdrawal, though
26 percent favored maintaining the current level." By leaving out the
33 percent of those polled who wanted to decrease troop numbers, the
paper gave a misleading impression of closely divided opinion.)

On Fox News Sunday (9/25/05), panelist Juan Williams was rebuked by
his colleagues when he noted that public opinion had turned in favor
of pulling out of Iraq. Fellow Fox panelist and NPR reporter Mara
Liasson responded, "Oh, I don't think that's true," a sentiment echoed
by Fox panelist Brit Hume. When Williams brought up the Saudi foreign
minister's statement that foreign troops were not helping to stabilize
Iraq, panelist William Kristol retorted: "So now the American left is
with the House of Saud." (That was, if anything, a more complimentary
take on the protesters than was found in Fox's news reporting, when
White House correspondent Jim Angle-- 9/26/05-- referred to them as
"disparate groups united by their hatred of President Bush, in
particular, and U.S. policies in general.")

Another feature of the protest coverage was a tendency to treat a tiny
group of pro-war hecklers as somehow equivalent to the massive
anti-war gathering. NBC's Today show (9/25/05) had a report that gave
a sentence to each: "Opponents and supporters of the war marched in
cities across the nation on Saturday. In the nation's capital an
estimated 100,000 war protestors marched near the White House. A few
hundreds supporters of the war lined the route in a
counterdemonstration."

Reports on NBC Nightly News and CBS Sunday Morning were similarly
"balanced," and a September 26 USA Today report gave nearly equal
space to the counter-demonstrators and their concerns, though the
paper reported that their pro-war rally attracted just 400
participants (that is, less than half of 1 percent of the number of
antiwar marchers).

In a headline that summed up the absurdity of this type of coverage,
the Washington Post reported (9/25/05): "Smaller but Spirited Crowd
Protests Antiwar March; More Than 200 Say They Represent Majority."
Perhaps this "crowd" felt that way because they've grown accustomed to
a media system that so frequently echoes their views, while keeping
antiwar voices--representing the actual majority opinion--off the
radar.

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