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Friday, June 06, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] for anybody desparate for an Ishtar reference....

... however tangential, Google news alert brought me this:

Strouse Waltz
Jewish Exponent - Philadelphia,PA,USA
Sure there is tar -- "Ishtar" is his to shoulder even if the music he wrote soars as the film sinks -- on an otherwise unblemished bio of such musicals as ...
http://www.jewishexponent.com/article/16323/



the really weird thing about it is that this person seemed to eager for an opportunity to kick our beloved Ishtar, he gave credit to Strouse for the soundtrack - when the only thing of his that was in the movie was Chuck's mother singing that Tomorrow song from Annie to Chuck when he's out on the ledge.

Interesting article, though, this guy wrote "Put on a Happy Face" and "Those Were The Days" (all in the family, not the Mary Hopkin song) as well as Annie. Clearly,  at least a little more successful than Chuck and Lyle.

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Friday, May 30, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: A Brief for "Whitey" ..WHO he be?

Yes, I agree with Pat.  I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!

I can go through days, weeks, even months at a time and never hear from whitey.  When will it be that a white man is allowed to speak?

To become president, or a billionaire software pirate, or governor or mayor, or doctor or lawyer?

I am so tired of never hearing from whitey that I can't see straight.

Finally, a white man that is willing to tell it like it is. This is as good as Hagee saying Jews should thank the Nazis for delivering them into the promised land.  Now there's another great white man.  so now there are two great white men.

Go Pat!  Go Nixon! Go Hagee! Go Hitler! Go Whitey!  Go America!

On Fri, May 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM, Ra <arexar4@yahoo.com> wrote:

A Brief for Whitey
by
Patrick J. Buchanan



Barack says we need to have a conversation about race in America .

Fair enough.
 
But this time, it has to be a two-way conversation.
 
White America needs to be heard from, not just lectured to.

This time, the Silent Majority needs to have its convictions,
grievances and demands heard.
 
And among them are these:

First, America has been the best country on earth for black folks.
 
It was here that 600,000 black people, brought from Africa in slave ships, grew into a community of 40 million, were introduced to Christian salvation, and reached the greatest levels of freedom and prosperity blacks have ever known.

Wright ought to go down on his knees and thank God he is an American.

Second, no people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks
than white Americans.   
 
Untold trillions have been spent since the '60s on welfare, food stamps, rent supplements, Section 8 housing, Pell grants, student loans, legal services, Medicaid, Earned Income Tax Credits and poverty programs designed to bring the African-American community into the mainstream.

Governments, businesses and colleges have engaged in discrimination against white folks -- with affirmative action, contract set-asides and quotas -- to advance black applicants over white applicants.

Churches, foundations, civic groups, schools and individuals all over America have donated time and money to supp ort soup kitchens, adult education, day care, retirement and nursing homes for blacks.

We hear the grievances.
 
Where is the gratitude?

Barack talks about new 'ladders of opportunity' for blacks.

Let him go to Altoona and Johnstown , and ask the white kids in Catholic schools how many were visited lately by Ivy League recruiters handing out scholarships for 'deserving' white kids.

Is white America really responsible for the fact that the crime and incarceration rates for African-Americans are seven times those of white America ?   
 
Is it really white America 's fault that illegitimacy in the African-American community has hit 70 percent and the black dropout rate from high schools in some cities has reached 50 percent ?

Is that the fault of white America or, first and foremost,
a failure of the black community itself?

As for racism, its ugliest manifestation is in interracial crime, and especially interracial crimes of violence.
 
Is Barack Obama aware that while white criminals choose black victims 3 percent of the time, black criminals choose white victims 45 percent of the time?

Is Barack aware t hat black-on-white rapes are 100 times more common than the reverse, that black-on-white robberies were 139 times as common in the first three years of this decade as the reverse?

We have all heard ad nauseam from the Rev. Al about Tawana Brawley,
the Duke rape case and Jena .  
 
And all turned out to be hoaxes.   
 
But about the epidemic of black assaults on whites that are real, we hear nothing.

Sorry, Barack, some of us have heard it all before, about 40 years and 40 trillion tax dollars ago.


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Monday, May 26, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar] Ishtar website

Some people would rather have nothing at all than settle for less. www.themoondancesaloon.com

ronkal5355 <ronkal1976@verizon.net> wrote:

I have been a fan of the movie "Ishtar" ever since I saw it an the
theater in 1987. I think it is a great movie that should be released
on DVD along with the soundtrack. If enough people voice their opinion
on the movie maybe, this will happen.
I am in the process of making an "Ishtar" website. I will keep
everyone informed as to its progress. It should be up and running in a
few weeks.

Ron K.


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[ILoveIshtar] Ishtar website

I have been a fan of the movie "Ishtar" ever since I saw it an the
theater in 1987. I think it is a great movie that should be released
on DVD along with the soundtrack. If enough people voice their opinion
on the movie maybe, this will happen.
I am in the process of making an "Ishtar" website. I will keep
everyone informed as to its progress. It should be up and running in a
few weeks.

Ron K.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] Re: Recommendation: WALK HARD: The Dewey Cox Story

Anne’s comments on Pootie Tang (one of my favorites, too) reminded me of the unsung black comedy (AMG actually lists it as “Anarchic Comedy”), “Shakes The Clown”. Very dark, but incredibly funny. Bobcat Goldthwait wrote and directed it; Julie Brown stars, and Robin Williams, Adam Sandler and Florence Henderson make wonderful appearances. It contains one of my top 3 lines in any movie ever (which I won’t print here ; ) -- spoken by the brilliant LaWanda Page.

Here’s a great clip: http://www.videodetective.com/titledetails.aspx?publishedid=4126

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar] Re:Recommendation: WALK HARD: The Dewey Cox Story

This is fun!

My wife and I really enjoyed Sky High, which I don't think did very
well in the box office. Good casting of cult movie fave Bruce
Campbell, Linda Carter is good in it - it's a teen superhero movie
that adults can like (at least adults like my wife and me) It has a
good moral for the kids about being true to yourself and your
principles.

Mystery Men, another superhero movie, was a zeroes to heroes movie
like Ishtar with a remarkable cast, and it also bombed, possibly also
sunk (at least in part) by a hostile relationship between the director
and the studio. I'd love to see a Mystery Men sequel, but that ain't
never gonna happen.

I have wanted to check out the Dewey Cox story for a while, it sound
intriguing, I'll be sure to do that.

I've never heard of Pootie Tang - I'll check that out too.

On Sat, May 24, 2008 at 5:10 PM, Anne Dodge <annedodge@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Hey Dave and everyone,
>
> Since you asked, I have very strong feelings (that resemble my feelings
> about Ishtar) about the movie Pootie Tang. It's a much sillier movie and a
> lot of the humor is grounded in the ridiculousness of the characters, but it
> gives me that same kind of happy feeling and the same sense of regret that
> the movie was basically forgotten. Plus, I think Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes
> are some of the funniest people out there in movies right now. So I don't
> know - maybe this is way out of left field - but it's worth a try if you
> feel like something completely different.
>
> Happy Memorial Day everyone!
>
> - Anne.
>
>
>

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[ILoveIshtar] Re:Recommendation: WALK HARD: The Dewey Cox Story

Hey Dave and everyone,

Since you asked, I have very strong feelings (that resemble my feelings about Ishtar) about the movie Pootie Tang.  It's a much sillier movie and a lot of the humor is grounded in the ridiculousness of the characters, but it gives me that same kind of happy feeling and the same sense of regret that the movie was basically forgotten.  Plus, I think Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes are some of the funniest people out there in movies right now.  So I don't know - maybe this is way out of left field - but it's worth a try if you feel like something completely different.  

Happy Memorial Day everyone!

- Anne.


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Friday, May 23, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] Recommendation: WALK HARD: The Dewey Cox Story

I can't recall anyone ever speaking up about other favorite movies here, but I felt motivated, no, compelled, to let you all know about WALK HARD: The Dewey Cox Story. I'm finding myself laughing at it the way I did (and do) at Ishtar; at the inside joke, the awful done well. We're all looking at life through different lenses, of course, but perhaps because we all find something to laugh about in Ishtar, maybe the majority, or at least a bulk, of us will find a similar enjoyment in WALK HARD.

If you're open to a bit of risque language, subject matter, and sights, I recommend watching The Unbearably Long, Self-Indulgent Director's Cut.

Watching this and thinking about writing this very post made me wonder if any other Ishtar fans had movies that moved them in the same way. Do you?

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [human-ignorance] Fw: Fwd: FW: Best Come Back Line Ever

congratulations on an excellent display of human ignorance, indeed!

while it's true that's how those military guys think - young men are only good for cannon fodder, and young women are only good to be camp followers (and I'll forward something else on this topic to this list), this event never happened.  See, for example:

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

that asshole may have though that, but he didn't say it, military officers these days are PR people first, everything else second.

it's so easy to run these things down on the web its ridiculous, but still people continue to circulate them

a triumph for human ignorance!

On Thu, May 22, 2008 at 1:42 PM, mary whalen <mary57whalen@yahoo.ca> wrote:





General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.




FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.


GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.




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Sunday, May 18, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] More Spam From The Wimp!

For fans of: Joy Division, Toby Keith, Olympia and Brazilian twee,
especially Beat Happening, train wrecks, rubbernecking automobile
accidents, chasing fire trucks!

*****
To my dear friends, all over the world:

Some of you may be aware that my daughter and I had been alienated for
six years. Some of you may not have even been aware that I am a
parent, so profound was my shame and grief at the role my failures as
a human being and a parent played in the breakdown of this most
important relationship, I may have overlooked mentioning that little
fact to you.

Well, no more! Today I am here full of piss and vinegar to announce
that she and I are back in email contact, and will soon see each other
face-to-face. In fact, I couldn't think of a better way to come back
together than to do a live radio show in Portland, after a single
rehearsal with most (but not all) of a band of musical specialists who
have never played as a unit before, including some of the old songs we
haven't done in a decade or so, and some new songs that have never
been performed live.

Does this sound like a recipe for disaster to you, too? The beginning
of another six years of cold war, maybe? If you like that sort of
thing (and it's a known fact that many homo sapien do like that sort
of thing, a great deal; consider the success of the movies The
Towering Inferno and Titanic, for example), at noon Saturday Pacific
Time - that's 4:00 pm Sao Paulo time, 9:00 PM in Paris, 10:00 PM
Athens (Greece) and 3:00 PM in Athens (Georgia) go to
http://kpsu.org/listen and listen live! (Give or take an hour on
those times, I tried to factor in daylight savings time, but it hurts
my feelings).

For a second opinion on this show, here's unindicted (as yet) musical
co-conspirator Jim McAdams take on the show:

Here's the basic run-down on the Olympia band That Stupid Love
Experience having their reunion on 5/24/08 on What's This Called? with
guest DJ Ferris manning the booth:

That Stupid Love Experience was an experimental indie folk pop group
formed in the late '90s from members of two Olympia bands - That
Stupid Club (an experimental grunge/noise rock group) and The Kelsie
Love Experience (a folk pop group centered around pre-teen and then
teenage prodigy vocalist Kelsie Love). The group name, just like it's
members, came from half of each separate band. While certainly an
all-in-fun agenda prevailed, this was Kelsie's first real "rock" band,
and later she would go on to change her name to Olivia and become
vocalist for the popular NW all-female Black Sabbath tribute group
Pink Sabbath.

It's been ten years since That Stupid Love Experience has played
together and in recent years any sort of reunion seemed completely
impossible as band members Kelsie (now Olivia) and her father Matt
Love had a falling out. Time thankfully is a wonderful healer, and
recently when former vocalist/moog player Ricardo Wang had made plans
to book Matt for a solo set on his KPSU show it came out that Olivia
might sit in. Soon Ricardo was dusty off his trusty moog, and making
calls with the new invention of cellular phones to other former band
members. To avoid a conflict of interest, Ricardo enlisted the help
of KPSU's most noted interviewer DJ Ferris to take over the radio host
duties.

Times (and names) have changed, and three quarters of this particular
line-up is now married to new people, with weird things happening in
their lives like careers and children. The group still knows how to
mix covers from the likes of Beat Happening and Joy Division with
originals about schizophrenics and creepy deadhead misogynists,
however. This set is dedicated to Matt Loves good friend and musical
cohort Joe Sibley who took his own life a year ago.

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