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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [Ed Wood Lovers] Digest Number 497

 

Dr. Bates, 

I'm asking you nicely, please get your spam off this otherwise great list.

Thank you.

Matt

On Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 3:34 AM, <edwoodlovers@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

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Monday, March 21, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Matt, only 24 hours left to vote for your entry

 

Please please please please vote for me in this contest. I've wanted to become famous for remixing Sander Van Doorn (at first I thought he was related to Victor Von Doom, damn, my eyesight is getting bad) from the first moment I saw this picture of him looking at the camera while scratching his shoulder blade.  How cool is that?!

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From: Talenthouse <no-reply@talenthouse.com>
Date: Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Subject: Matt, only 24 hours left to vote for your entry
To: Matt <mattlove1@gmail.com>


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Hi Matt,

Sander Van Doorn Creative Invite
VOTE: March 15-22, 2011

There are only 24 hours left until voting closes for Sander Van Doorn Creative Invite on Talenthouse. Make sure your submission gets as many votes as possible – remind your friends and networks to vote now.

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Voting is easy via Facebook:
  1. On your submission's voting page, click on the blue Facebook button on the right side of the page
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  3. Congratulations – your vote has been registered!
Don't have a Facebook account? You may still vote via SMS by clicking the green "Vote with SMS" button and texting the information given to the number listed.

Hurry – the clock is ticking!

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Sunday, March 20, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Talenthouse update

 

Wow, it is great to get such loving support of my creative efforts on Talenthouse (I got two messages like this one today).

I didn't win the "Have your song produced by electronica icon Andy Moor contest" with my song, "Dance Floor of Love" which was a surreal experience, but I took the horse by the tail, faced the situation, and got right back up on it and rode again!

I wasn't going to harrass you guys anymore to support me on Talenthouse, but this is one you're really going to dig, if you know what I mean. My idea is happening, in a far out kind of way.

The contest is to go along on a Stefani Germanotta Tour and blog about it. Haven't heard of Stefani Germanotta?  If you google that name, you'll go gaga (but if you start to drool, you better go for Jewel).

You can veiew the vid I entered (titled "RIP Ringo", it's a collection of pictures I used to have on the Ringo photosharing site - when the site came down, I moved over to Flickr, but never really got as active again.  There's some funny photoshop pictures of yours truly in the collection that a friend of mine did, you might want to check it out. The soundtrack used to be Lorne Greene singing his unlikely hit single, but YouTube said I was violating copyright, and substituted another piece of music in) here:  http://www.talenthouse.com/creativeinvites/preview/a17d1221aa63f246954b25a7a7be51a8/168. Sorry if that last sentence was confusing, I used it to practice up for the longest parenthetical comment contest!

Anyway, you guys know me. I have a secret plan. I'm not just going to blog on the tour, oh no. You remember that time John Belushi did his Joe Cocker next to the real Joe Cocker on Saturday Night Live? Well, once I get access to Gaga, I'm going to convince her we should do the same thing!

It will be great, imagine the two of us, emerging for our twin eggs in identical meat suits... people will have trouble telling us apart. It will be awesome. 

Here's a little essay I prepared to help me win the contest:

"Groucho Marx once said that outside of a Stefani Germanotta Tour, a book is man's best friend. Inside a Stefani Germanotta tour, it's too dark to read. I think this contest would be better if you'd allow links to a blog as well as/instead of links to a YouTube vid, but oh well. I will take the initiative to do it on my own: http://mattlove1.blogspot.com/. This is why I'm going to win. Like Stefani Germanotta, I think outside the box. Inside the box, it's too dark to think."

So if you want to see the whole meat suit / egg thing, vote for me!


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Date: Sun, Mar 20, 2011 at 6:47 AM
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To: mattlove1@gmail.com


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Tommy Rudberg has left a comment on your Talenthouse profile:
"I voted for your song, now you please do the same for mine ;)"

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Friday, March 18, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Robots in the Night...

 

Mr Roboto converses on Yahoo's chat program with a bot that checked him out.

cute.boom400: Que passo baby
cute.boom400: soo you busy?
MrRoboto: hey, how are you
cute.boom400: hi .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?
MrRoboto: I think so
MrRoboto: 6000/robot
cute.boom400: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
cute.boom400: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?
MrRoboto: fun is good
MrRoboto: tell me more
cute.boom400: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
cute.boom400: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? 
MrRoboto: when I stick them with my probe they squirt
cute.boom400: mhmm stick it in and cum in me !!
MrRoboto: You are asking about yourself?
cute.boom400: wanna play on cam? 
MrRoboto: what about hot oily robot love?
MrRoboto: what do you think bot that?
cute.boom400: a robot?? lol
cute.boom400: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
MrRoboto: I am a robot. Do you want to hear a song my creator, Dr. Noonien Soong, taught me?
cute.boom400: http://acceptmyinvite.com/GDDLRC click "accept invite" ..k, now fill out ur info ..don't worry it's FREE......give it a second to load ....when you get in we'll make a private room  ....k?
MrRoboto: I've got a link for you too:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10020663
cute.boom400: Its http://acceptmyinvite.com/SRGNFW just accept my cam invite,
MrRoboto: I'll look at yours if you look at mine
cute.boom400: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
MrRoboto: Really?  I wanted to record it and put it on youtube.
cute.boom400: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
MrRoboto: I would use images of you on a webcam... and feature one of my great songs... like http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10061659 - it would be a great little vid
cute.boom400: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...
MrRoboto: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
cute.boom400: i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
MrRoboto: That's good information: unknown person said he ll be gettin ready for you K.
cute.boom400: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
cute.boom400: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
MrRoboto: I need to reboot my CPU. I think I have sand in it.
cute.boom400: are you in yet?
MrRoboto: Do you like the beatles?  I think you'll like this if you do:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10024232
cute.boom400: k
MrRoboto: and who doesn't?  I think everybody does
cute.boom400: k
MrRoboto: I am trying to recreate all the great music you skinbags have created.
cute.boom400: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
MrRoboto: Try listening to this while you're waiting:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=7693067
MrRoboto: It will take care of that ichy, burning feeling
MrRoboto: and facilitate third nostril opening
MrRoboto: Hello?
MrRoboto: Do you like DEVO?
MrRoboto: If you do, you will like this, Ithink:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10059799
MrRoboto: is your email address cuteboom400@yahoo.com?
MrRoboto: Do you mind if my creator publishes it on his blog?
MrRoboto: Well, it has been nice chatting with you - just two robots in the night, exchanging glances...
MrRoboto: robots in the night... what were the chances....
MrRoboto: that we would fall in love... before the night was through...
Last message received on 18/03 at 11:30 PM

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: FLAVORPILL: Movie remakes we're actually looking forward to

 

Last one for now: http://flavorwire.com/159773/10-movie-remakes-were-actually-looking-forward-to/comment-page-1#comment-60882


Matt Love • March 15th, 2011 at 4:49 pm

I'm really looking forward to a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street in which the clueless teenagers are played by slackjaw hipsters that write for Flavorpill. Watching them mill about like dumb cows, to be slaughtered one after another – priceless


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