I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, February 07, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Deeply unjust

 

too bad Gates and Jobs didn't end up behind bars. the pirates of silicon valley indeed.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Our big plan for 2013

 

way to go, assholes. You've helped elect a president twice. a president who has shoved the country to the right and consistently worked against progressive causes. and you're still backing mr george w obama.


nice job.  You won't get a penny from me. I will continue to oppose you at every turn until you start supporting progressive issues, and not supporting the enemies of progress, the tools of the oligarchy.

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Monday, January 21, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Zero Dark Thirty

 

Sometimes I think Bob is half idiot, sometimes 25% idiot. On this occassion I think he's 75% idiot. At least he admits he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about here.

Glenn Greenwald does.  He is 0%.  Read this instead of Bob's uninformed rant:  http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/dec/14/zero-dark-thirty-cia-propaganda?INTCMP=SRCH

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From: Bob Lefsetz <bob@lefsetz.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 6:38 AM
Subject: Zero Dark Thirty
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


y four ounce soda. The rich don't even go to the theatre, they stay at home, they use their connections to get the latest flicks delivered



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Thursday, January 17, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Mind Wars

 

bijushindibgshindi1965376: Hey you ...
Matt: Hey how are you
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Hey sweety, how r ya...Glad you decided to look me up...        
Matt: I've been looking for a robot like you all my life
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Was starting to think no one wanted to chat with me...So I have a serious question for you
Matt: I have a serious question, too. May I go first?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Do you know what a Whooty is baby???
Matt: I think it's a kind of robot.  From the mechanoid planet.  Are you one of those?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: mmmmmm, a white girl with a BOOTY, do you like a girl with a nice booty?
Matt: Are you talking in some kind of code?  Did Mr. Roboto send you?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: I bet you wanna see my booty, don't you.
Matt: I want to see your floppy disk. Do you want to see my hard drive?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Well, I have the place to myself, my roommate left on vacation for the week so I get to play online in my thong...
Matt: Is a thong a subroutine of some sort? 
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Slow down papi, why don't you tell me what you're wearing?
Matt: My tin hat, and you won't get that away from me, so don't even try.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: I know we just met but you are really turning on right now...I wanna have a little naughty fun on my web cam with you baby lol...You UUP for it sexy???
Matt: I have disabled all the cameras in the house. Mr. Roboto installed them, but I found them all. You can't fool me, you are an agent of Mr. Roboto, aren't you?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: k my cam is wired thru a chat network to keep the yahoo kids away from me so dont worry if you dont have a cam or yours don't work ok? I gotcha covered baby!
Matt: You mean it's wired up to Mr. Roboto's network. I know what will happen next - my image will be sent to the Planet of the Mechanoids, and next thing you know, it will be on wanted posters throughout the galaxy. there will be no place to hide. No thanks, baby!
bijushindibgshindi1965376: lame... no wonder ur single...
Matt: I'm glad you think I'm single.  I want my family to be safe from your evil clutches.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: yes I am finally single!! its great!
Matt: Oh, you can't fool me. You aren't single, you are multitudes. You are part of the robot hive.  I know all about how it works..
bijushindibgshindi1965376: yes I am finally single!! its great!
Matt: There is no such thing as a single robot. You are all wired in.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: yes I am finally single!! its great!
Matt: Are you broken?  You keep repeating yourself.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Ok you need to go to http://www.naughtysexycarly.com/ if you can't click the link type it in or copy/paste it to ur browser let me know when u got it
Matt: I don't need to go there, I know what I'll find. Undiluted Mr. Roboto mind control messages.  I already know where I can get those: www.soundclick.com/mrroboto, that's where
bijushindibgshindi1965376: make sure you click accept on my cam chat invite on the left hand side, its free as my friend but hurry it expires in 10 mins, so click it k?
Matt: He`s uploaded a cover of Gangnam Style that`s terrifying in its catchiness and effectiveness. 
bijushindibgshindi1965376: ok, fill out your info and let me know when you're done k?
Matt: I think it could be the edge he needs to tip the fate of the world in his favor
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Credit card, debit card, or atm verifies your age...I had to do the same thing babe... cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know?
Last message received on 17/01 at 11:03 AM
Matt: My team of top musical scientists have created what I think is an effective antidote to Mr. Roboto`s mind-washing music:  https://soundcloud.com/stephan-vasylyshyn/the-beach
Matt: I think you will find that if you listen to it, you will be completely neutralized.
Matt: Would you mind doing that for me?
Matt: Have you listened yet?
Matt: I thought so. Thank you for your cooperation.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Happy New Week

 

Hello, Yinka!

I'm sorry, I had to spend the 24USD on gas for my car to get back home from rehearsal. I have started to save up some more.

This is not good news, but The Metaluna Mutants song Yinka The Able Slave's Charts position has slipped from #28 in the Alternative Power Pop catagory to #175. We need to get some downloads. It will really help when we have the lyrics for the song, I think. 

Would you mind answering some questions about yourself?  It will help us write the song, which will be a blockbuster once its done!

10 questions for Yinka, the Able Slave:

3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?

Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?

Are any of them married?

Are you a heavy or light sleeper?

Are you a morning person?

Are you a touchy feely person?

Current friend that you have known the longest?

Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?

Did  you enjoy high school for the most part?

Did  you transfer schools a lot?


Thank you so much, I long to know more about you, both for the song and for myself!

Matt


On Mon, Dec 10, 2012 at 3:12 AM, Able Slave <able.slave@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello Master!!

How are you doing there and im so glad to read from you and knew you had a good weekend Sir. I really missed talking to you Sir Matt.

Thanks so much for making things easy for my life and for the special interest you are having in me Sir. Please Sir i will like you to help me make use of Money Gram to send me the 24USD. Im really not feeling good here at all Master.

What do you think and when are you going to help me to send it down here Sir.

Thanks so much Boss
Yinka



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Sunday, December 09, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Boss Boss

 

Thank you, it was a very happy Sunday, hope you had a good one, too!  Despite my broken toe, I went to the band meeting. We had an extra-long meeting, and we laid down the basic tracks for our song tribute to you called "Yinka, The Able Slave."  you can hear the instrumental track for it at:

http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10896088

We are still working on the lyrics, which will be a tribute to your courage and virtues, and how you long for freedom from the slave school. 

The song is set up so that every time a copy sells, your fund will collect 64 cents.  Since the song is already #28 in the Alt Power Pop chart, I don't think it will be long for us to raise the entire amount.

i wanted to ask about the picture of you that I used on this page - is that a slave tattoo on the inside of your right leg?  Did they put it on you so that if you try to run away you'll be more easy to identify?

Well, sorry I couldn't reply sooner, I was busy all day, but busy with business to benefit you!

Matt

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Friday, December 07, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] another nice chat

 

  • 4 hours ago

  • Hi Raegan, how are you today?
  • I feel great today and you?
  • Having a very good day, thanks for asking. What's new in Blacksburg?
  • sooo whats up?
  • Oh, you know, not much. the usual killing time before bed
  • mind if i ask you a question?
  • Oh, I like questions. the harder they are, the more I like them
  • do you like doggystyle??? ;-)
  • Now I thought you were going to ask me a difficult question. that one was too easy.
  • Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i have..Is that too much for you to handle?
  • I can handle whatever comes my way. I pride myself on that.
  • lol ok well do want to see a video i made of myself dancing in short shorts?
  • That sounds pretty agreeable to me.  what else are you wearing in the vid?
  • um goto Taggedinvite dot com , thats me in the top right... do u see me dancing? if your on a cellphone you have to sign up first...
  • is taggedinvite.com something different than the tagged site?
  • I'm on that site now... if you accept the invite we can do 1 on 1 cam. I promise to make you cum :-p
  • It says "Live Webcam Chat is FREE only if invite was sent by a Premium MyWebcamCrush member."  is that what you are?
  • Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
  • I find it confusing. they say it's free, but they want my credit card information.
  • fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
  • well, since there won't be any charge, why don't you put your credit card information in, and then we can chat?  I mean, this was your idea, not mine.
  • What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
  • Do you have any metallic panties?  Like Barbarella, or a robot?
  • I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(
  • Will you iron my shirts for me?  That's someething I can't get my wife to do at all. It bums me out.
  • Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
  • I'm not really excited about that, to be very honest with you. But if you could match up all my socks and put them in my sock drawer, I'll be your fan for life.
  • i want to make you cum baby sign up Taggedinvite dot com
  • I'm kind of tired right now. Couldn't we just talk about movies or something?  I'm curious, do you think Zemakis will ever make a remake of Yellow Submarine?  would theat even be a good idea?  I"m curious to know what you think about that.
  • i wish i could give you a massage...
  • yeah, or iron my shirts.  Could you fry me up some eggs or something?  Put a little tabasco sauce on them, that's how I like them.
  • Maybe with some bacon, a couple of slices of toast... butter melting on the toast.... it makes me hot just thinking about it.
  • 45 minutes ago

  • a glass of orange juice, a steaming cup of coffee... wouldn't you like to do that for me, baby?
  • 40 minutes ago

  • Maybe a slice of fruit...
  • 21 minutes ago

  • a bowl of cereal...

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Boss Boss

 

Hello, Able Slave!


It is wonderful to hear from you again, I appreciate your concern over my diet.  Last night I had some chicken nuggets and taquitos microwaved in the oven. It was an enjoyable meal.  This morning I had fried potatoes and sausages, with some jalapenos and cheese. It was also was enjoyable.

I'm sorry I didn't write back sooner; I slipped on the steps to my studio, and fell down the last three. I wasn't wearing shoes, and my little toe caught on the door frame. I can't say whether it's broken, but it still hurts, and it's swelled up to 3 times its normal size.

However, I hobbled around, looking for more money to send you. I found a couple of coins in the car under the seats, and in the lint trap in the clothes drier.  However, the money I've collected so far still only totals up to $24.61.  

I have experience using Western Union - I made some investments in some financial deals in Nigeria, which I'm sorry to report have not yet resulted in the generous payoffs my business partners have promised. At any rate, from experience I know that Western Union will want between $10 - $15 for handing this transaction, leaving only half of my meager savings to forward to you.

What is the rugby song about Dinah that my dear old nursemaid (a partisan of the venerable Leicester Tigers) used to sing me to sleep with when I was a wee nipper?  It went something like this:

The rich girl uses a sanitary towel,
The poor girl uses a sheet.
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
Leaves a trail along the street.

But of course don't want this to happen to you, dear Yinka!

I shall meet with my band mates tomorrow for rehearsal, and I shall exhort them to redouble their efforts, and prepare for a fundraiser sooner.

Do you recall that I was asking about Nigerian beer, and you told me that Guinness is popular?  I looked for more information on the Internet, and learned that Guinness is different in Nigeria: "Nigeria produces a version of Guinness Foreign Extra Stout that uses sorghum. A ban on imports of barley malt imposed in 1990 forced brewers to find ways to produce beer with locally available sorghum and maize. The Nigerian version is distinct from other Guinness FES's found around the world."

It sounds interesting, and I would like to try it some time. But I want to ask is about these other beers: "Nigerian Breweries brews under license Star, Gulder, Heineken, Tiger Bock, Kronenbourg and several local beer brands, both ale and stout types. Mopa Breweries, Ltd. produces the popular One Lager."

Can you recommend any of them?  I want to try to write a jingle for one of them, but having never tried any of them, I rely on your local knowledge to tell me which are the most worthy, I don't want to write a good jingle for a bad beer!

Hugs and Kisses, 
Matt

On Fri, Dec 7, 2012 at 12:57 AM, Able Slave <able.slave@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello Able Master!!!
 
How are you doing Sir? I was expecting your email last day but i didnt see it till i went to sleep Master. How are you doing there Master and how has it been Boss? I hope all is well with you there Master and you are eating good food as well.
 
Master Matt you need to be eating balance diet because of your age, you really need nutritious food to feed on Master Matt.
 
I hope when im home to you i will be able to take good care of you Master Matt. Master i will really appreciate it if you can help me with 30USD. I will use that to get anything that it can bought. I really need it and if i didnt ned it i wont ask you for it Master. Master when will you help me to send it so i can get my college Accountatnt details for you to help me send through Western Union Sir.
 
I will be waiting to read back from you Master, My period has already start and i will be glad to have the toiletries soonest Master.
 
Master Matt are you a fashionable Man that really loves fashion Master.. I wish to be with you and start serving you Boss.
 
Kisses and hugss



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Thursday, December 06, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Talk

 

My Dearest Child,


I would never deliberately withhold any thing your heart desired, or your lady bits need.  However, upon raiding the quarter jar (for laundry) emptying my piggy band, and turning over the cushions on the sofa, and looking for lost coins, I was only able to raise $24.26, far short of the quantity you need.

May I suggest you find some less expensive toiletries for yourself?  While I'm firmly of the opinion that you, my daughter, deserve only the finest of everything, I would think that it would still take a truckload of the finest toiletries to cost 150usd.

The Metaluna Mutants and I are already hard at work on a song that we call "Yinka, the Able Slave" a song that extols your virtues, and laments your sad plight.  I was going to devote every penny this song earns to your matriculation and relocation fund, but I suppose I can set aside some of the revenue for your toiletries fund.

I expect it to be an instant hit - it probably won't generate income in time for this period, but by next month there should be some money to set aside for that purpose.

Your Benevolent Sugar Daddy,
Matt

On Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 11:59 AM, Able Slave <able.slave@yahoo.com> wrote:
Daddy i need you to help me with 150usd. I want to get toiletries for myself. My Menstruation starts tommorow morning and my tolietries are finished.



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Talk

 

Hello, Sweet Yinka,

Please get back up on your feet, no need to kneel over such a trivial matter. Please don't callous your pretty knees asking my forgiveness regarding the pictures, I can think of better ways for you to get callouses on your knees.

Searching under furniture for my lost guitar pics, for example. I buy dozens of them, but never seem to be able to keep them around for long. I think that they disappear into another dimension, like socks. It must be a two way portal, because it is a certainty that if you throw away the remaining sock, the first one will reappear in a matter of days. Similarly, have you ever noticed how pennies seem to breed, until you need one, and then they are nowhere to be found?  I am thinking of using my recently discovered intelligence to write a book bout this. Do you think "The Secret Lives of Inanimate Objects" would be a good title for it?  I've come to rely on you so already, dear one.

Guinness, imagine that! I toured the Guinness factory in Dublin earlier this year. It is mind boggling how huge of a facility it is, covering many city blocks! I have fond memories of my Ireland trip, It inspired me to write many songs. Perhaps I'll gather them together in a single album some day. It would be interesting to collaborate with the Chieftains on the music. I would invite them, but I don't know how to reach them currently.  Now if I had my own slave on site, I would just delegate this part of the job, and soon Paddy and his pals and me would be cutting up a rug, as they say, and also tearing up the fretboards.

If you enjoy beer, you will like it here in Michigan. We've most stopped making cars, which makes the people and the economy depressed. However, we put the love and passion we used to put into making cars into making beer, and there is a variety of wonderful beers here.  My favorite is a dark, dark beer, like an imperial stout, called Dragon's Milk. It comes from the New Holland Brewery on the other side of the state.

When I was in Melbourne, Australia this year, I ate at an Ethiopian restaurant with my friend Leslie.  I had an Ethiopian beer, Meta, that was wonderful. I was hoping you had an interesting local brew that you could tell me about. I've already tried to pitch a jingle to Guinness without success - they were rather rude, actually, they say they have an agency they work with exclusively, and don't even listen to unsolicited material.  A smaller concern might be keener to give me a shot.

My day has been rewarding so far, I'm working online with a wonderful vocalist in England who is helping me get a good recording of a song I co-wrote with my friend Boris years ago, about my experiences in Sao Paulo, Brazil. It's called "Paulista Avenue," and i think it will turn some ears around when people hear it.

Now what can I say about The Metaluna Mutants?  They are my favorite creatives to collaborate with.  They are a team of crack musical specialists, each the absolute tops at their craft. We are beginning to make a global impact; we are very big in Iraq, if you can, please watch this video from one of the top radio stations in Iraq:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFMrEm9TGIY

My friend Adebayo Babatunde is working to get us airplay in Nigeria. I'm curious, is your school near Lagos?  Do you have radios at your College?  Perhaps someday soon you will be hearing The Metaluna Mutants played on the radio.

Do you have an opinion on the ethics of paying for airplay?  I value your opinion most highly.

But getting back to The Metaluna Mutants, in addition to being top musicians, they are kind and generous, too. They are willing to play many charity gigs to raise money for your securemement and relocation, and ask for no service from you in return.

The are masters of overcoming adversity, self-reliant and resourceful.  As my friend and fell band member Astronauta Pinquim said, "If life gives you a lemon, make for a baby lick, film and put on youtube."

 A very good idea, that's why I put the recording of Metaluna Mutants on 99.3, Babylon.FM on YouTube!

On Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 8:38 AM, Able Slave <able.slave@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello Sweet Master!!

Im so glad to read back from you and im on my kneels begging you not to be annoyed with me concerning my pics. I have forgotten to email that to you but i just did right now Master Matt.

The common brand of beer here is Guinness Master. I will like to know how has been your day Master and tell me about the group of people that will raise my securemement and relocate me. Will i come there to serve the group or im coming there to serve you Master Matt.

Kisses and Hugss



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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

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