My wife and I are in Paris. She's here for a conference, I tagged along because... well, if you need for me to explain that, you are from Mars.
Today while she was in the conference, I was sightseeing. I followed my usual practice of wandering until I was good and lost, and then tried to find my way back to the hotel.  Despite the crazy quilt street layout, it was easy to get back, we're about a block from the Arc de Triomphe, which is well signposted, and visually very imposing.
 
But anyway, I took out my camera to get a picture of some architectural feature that interested me, and a car whips over to the side of the road. I thought he were going to ask for directions.  
"Anglais?"  He asked, having sized me up pretty quickly.
 
"Yes," I said.
"I am speaking English to you," he said. "Where are you from?"
"Canada."
"Quebec?"
"Alberta," I replied.
"Ah.  My grandfather went to Quebec, so I am speaking English very well.  What is your name?  I am Marcello."
 
"I'm Matt," and we shook hands.
"I am Italian," he said. "I was here for the (?) fashion exposition.  Now I am going to the airport to return to Italy.  I represent Versace, yadda, yadda, and yadda, all the top Italian houses.  They gave me samples for the people who like Italian fashion.l  Do you like Italian fashion?"
 
"Don't hustle me," I said. "l'm from Edmonton.  They call me the Canadian Goose!"
 
 
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