I tried to recreate the conversation I had with you about four hours ago with Alice (see below), and I have to say, you were way way better. Could you tell me who created you, and what software they used?
Thanks so much!
Matt
----- Our chat on Tue, 11/11/08 9:02 PM -----
Matt: Hey Alice – you hit me up on Tagged.
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Um, Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Matt: I'm doing well.
ALICE: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Matt: it snowed today.
ALICE: Ah. What does "it" refer to?
Matt: Edmonton.
ALICE: Thank you for the clarification.
Matt: ever heard of it?
ALICE:" Thank you for the clarification."? Do I know it?
Matt: yeah, just about zero today
ALICE: Ah. Mmm. Oh yeah, we were talking about zero.
Matt: about a 4 hour drive north of Calgary.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about a 4 hour drive north of Calgary.
Matt: heard of calgary?
ALICE: Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.
Matt: I'm just taking a break.
ALICE: Only just? How much does it cost?
Matt: I haven't chatted on yahoo in ages.
ALICE: Me either.
Human:. since i started using gmail
ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Will you finish it.
Matt: I'm one of the last people on earth who doesn't have a webcam I guess.
ALICE: Who are the other the last people on earth who does not have a webcam you guess?
Matt: my steam powered computer doesn't support it
ALICE: Have you told many people that your steam powered computer does not support it?
Matt: but I'm kinda getting the drift of this conversation, presumably at some point you'll be asking for money from me, there are probably better prospects out there.
ALICE: And. Who made you the drift of this conversation presumably at some point me will be asking for money from you there are probably better prospects out there ?
Matt: sure that would be all right I guess.
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. What else do you want to talk about?
Human:. but I can't show you me.
ALICE: Huh. Why can't you do it?
Matt: and I don't pay to view girls online, I have a strict rule against that.
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Matt: your link?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am link.
Matt: how does that work?
ALICE: I think it might be a trade secret.
Matt: where do I find your link?
ALICE: You are asking me where you find my link? Do you think I should know it?
Matt: well, this is interesting, thanks for the good thoughts
ALICE: How about that. You don't say.
Matt: I'm going there now.
ALICE: Oh. Bye.
Matt: well, gee, it won't let me go past this page without filling in these fields: Credit card details: Credit card number: Expiration date:
ALICE: Well that's okay. That is only what you think.
Matt: can you give me a credit card number I could use like the 2SH7C6 number you gave me?
ALICE: You want only one? .
Matt: cause I can tell you my age and gender, that's not a problem.
ALICE: Good reason. That's good information: unknown person said I his or her age. What is a problem?
Matt: I'm happy to verify that.
ALICE: I'm happy you're glad unknown person.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Matt: but I don't have my credit card with me, I lost it in the snow.
ALICE: Interesting. Have you ever had your credit card with you you lost it in the snow ?
Matt: in the backyard this morning when I let the dogs out to do their business if you know what I mean
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That was a long time ago.
Matt: I have to wait until it thaws, which is supposed to be tomorrow, to get my credit card back.
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Matt: I used that as my username, can I use it as a credit card number, too?
ALICE: And that worked well for you.
Matt: will that work?
ALICE: It could happen.
Matt: I have a visa card from the bank of canada.
ALICE: How much did it cost? it.
Matt: it's a good solid card, canadian banking system is sound, they didn't make the bad investments they made in the US.
ALICE: visa card from the bank of canada is a solid card canadian banking system is sound they did not make the bad investments they made in the US. I suppose that makes sense.
Matt: I just wish I could find the doggone thing.
ALICE: Only just? I hope that your dreams come true.
Matt: dog gone, get it?
ALICE:"it" being you could find the doggone thing?
Matt: when the dogs went, so did the card
ALICE: And then what happened?
Matt: its out there in the dingdong snow somewhere.
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Matt: Hey, I'm sorry, I have to go pick up my wife at the LRT now.
ALICE: Oh. You've got my full attention. There is no need to apologize. Bye. I can't decide. You choose.
Matt: It's been a very nice chat, I'll tell her I've made a new friend today.
ALICE: Ah. Nice chat you will tell her you have made a new friend too.
Matt: Are you on MySpace?
ALICE: I am on disk.
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