Thursday, November 9, 2017 5:32 PM
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  hello. how are u doing.
  
  Matt Love:  I'm good baby, I'm just walking back to my room from a
  show at Casa do Mancha. it is so nice to hear from you
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  thank u
  
  Matt Love:  I have known 3 Priscillas in my life and they were all top girls
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay. has u date any of them before
  
  Matt Love:  Priscilla Sorcery, Priscilla Castro and Priscilla Dean.
  What the hell? Stupid autocorrect... Not Sorcery, Dorcett
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  have I wrong u
  
  Matt Love:  She married Blair Davis... I should have dated her.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh sorry
  
  Matt Love:  She was a good ol' girl, very pretty. But I couldn't date
  her, she was best friends with Teresa Quirk, who was my girlfriend for
  5 minutes
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay
  
  Matt Love:  The code of the west and all, I grew up in Wenatchee.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  I want to be your wife forever.
  
  Matt Love:  And then there was Priscilla Castro. I would have written
  Brown Eyed Girl for her, but Van Morrison beat me to it.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh oaky.  forget about them lets talk.
  
  Matt Love:  Let's get to you soon.  Priscilla Castro and I even had a
  waterfall. She pretended she was going to jump over it, but she only
  wanted me to grab her breasts, but I was too stupid to know it. I
  wrote a song about Priscilla Castro. I'll send you a link to it later
  when I get back to my room.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay.
  
  Matt Love:  And then there was Priscilla Dean. She changed my life and
  not in a good way I had a sense of foreboding when I saw those
  pumpkins. I mean, what the fuck, did a Halloween ship capsize?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  How many brothers and sisters do u have?
  
  Matt Love:  I am the last of my breed, it's just me and my daughter
  left. She doesn't know about you. Priscilla. How old is you?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  32. how old are u
  
  Matt Love:  You are3 years younger than my daughter, you ok with that?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  yes why not . how old are u
  
  Matt Love:  61 but not a bad specimen all things considered. Do you
  object to being Priscilla number 4?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  no I want to be Priscilla number1
  
  Matt Love:  I could move you to the head of the line if you meet my criteria.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay.
  
  Matt Love:  Do you like the B-52s?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  yes . Do you know what you want in a new partner?
  
  Matt Love:  Someone who likes the b-52s. And also Harry Chapin.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh oaky. I am searching for someone who shares the
  following qualities with me. Thoughtful, loving, goal oriented, along
  with sense of humor. I love to laugh and smile
  
  Matt Love:  I am all laughs all the time. I was sad when I was young,
  but now I'm like the laughing Buddha. You know the one?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay
  
  Matt Love:  You won't leave me standing there with your wedding ring
  in my hand? The way Priscilla Dean did? The way Corine France did?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  yes I will not I promise with my mother's grave.
  
  Matt Love:  The ancestors... There are getting to be more of them all
  the time. Is your father still with you?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  he also passed away
  
  Matt Love:  Mine too
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  so I stay with my aunty in Ghana.
  
  Matt Love:  We are both orphans.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh oaky
  
  Matt Love:  But it is to be expected at my age. You are so young. It
  is tragic when the good die young and they are the only ones that do
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  age is just a number
  
  Matt Love:  Do you remember that song that goes "my mamma was a
  prostitute, my daddy was a priest, I'm a motherfucking outlaw, a
  badass jungle beast"?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh sorry
  
  Matt Love:  Oh. I wrote that one.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  okay
  
  Matt Love:  It was 78 with a bullet in Hoboken NJ in 1978
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  really
  
  Matt Love:  It kind of sums up my life. In a deeply meaningful way.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay.
  
  Matt Love:  Do you like Abba?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  yes
  
  Matt Love:   I'm not gay or anything, but the older I get the more I
  dig them. What's your last name?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  Amofo.  Do you have any woman in your mind for now?
  
  Matt Love:  Give a little time to answer. I'm drunk and I'm lost.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay
  
  Matt Love:  I need to find my room.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay
  
  Matt Love:  I wrote a song about this and now it has come true.
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  really can I hear the song
  
  Matt Love:  I'll send a link when I get back to my room. Do you like musicians?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:   why not
  
  Matt Love:  There is music everywhere here. Good lord, that sounds
  like Pearl Jam. I didn't come all the way to  Brazil  to hear Eddie
  Vedder. Give me Samba, or give me deaf!
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh oaky
  
  Matt Love:  One more hill to climb. Then its all downhill
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh oaky
  
  Matt Love:  I am back in my room
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  can I hear the song
  
  Matt Love:  yes baby.  The Brazil of my imagination just now became
  the Brazil of my reality:
  https://soundcloud.com/the-waiters-948227981/ugly-american. Could you
  be my Venus?
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay
  
  Matt Love:  Here is another song about Venus, from my childhood (I
  didn't write it, I just listened to it):
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8C8pyuOO5U
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  thank u.
  
  Matt Love:  and here is my song about Priscilla Dean:
  https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=5602479
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh okay sorry.
  
  Matt Love:  and here is my song about Priscilla Castro (I had my robot
  sing it, it was too painful for me to sing):
  https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10133954
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  okay lets talk I want to know much about u.
  
  Matt Love:  here is lots of information about me:
  https://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Love/+wiki
  
  Lovely Priscilla:  oh oaky
  
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