I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar] Re: A true story for you

"You really know the lingo" has to be close to the top for me, too. 

There's so many... but I think my current is probably "Most guys'd be ashamed, but you've got the guts to just say 'to hell with it'. You say that you'd rather have nothing than settle for less"

And guess what?  I saw Shirra Assel here in Paris, too.

Well, her picture, anyway, this poster is up all over the city....

On Sat, Apr 26, 2008 at 9:53 AM, Dave Elvin <dave@daveelvin.com> wrote:

Matt Love wrote:

>
"Don't hustle me," I said. "l'm from Edmonton. They call me the Canadian
Goose!"

Matt, (sigh) you really know the lingo.

(That, btw, is my favorite line of the entire movie. What's yours?)

Peas,
Dave


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[ILoveIshtar] Re: A true story for you

Matt Love wrote:

>
"Don't hustle me," I said. "l'm from Edmonton. They call me the Canadian
Goose!”

Matt, (sigh) you really know the lingo.

(That, btw, is my favorite line of the entire movie. What’s yours?)

Peas,
Dave

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Friday, April 25, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] The Frost Heaves heave again

The Frost Heaves have posted a controversial new song "Assassino" on their Soundclick site.


It has ignited a firestorm of protest, and longtime fans are livid.  The heavies (as the fans are popularly known) decry it as the biggest hard rock sell-out since Kiss went disco with "I was made for loving you."

However, lead guitarist Ludwig Van Frankenstein was quick to respond to these criticisms: "Yeah, maybe it's a little slicker than our past efforts, but it's as drastic, spastic, and stochastic as anything we've ever done."

The absence of even a single yelp from Marge Simpson-soundalike vocalist Trevor Baskerville added credibility to rumors that all is not well with the popular group.

However, sources close to the band denied rumors that Baskerville has left the band, as well as rumors that fellow geriatric metal gods Iron Maiden dropped them from the upcoming Preparation H-sponsored tour, "The Aging Assholes of Metal."

Check out it out and see what you think.

Band page: http://soundclick.com/thefrostheaves

Song page: http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6457126
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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] A true story for you

My wife and I are in Paris. She's here for a conference, I tagged along because... well, if you need for me to explain that, you are from Mars.

Today while she was in the conference, I was sightseeing. I followed my usual practice of wandering until I was good and lost, and then tried to find my way back to the hotel.  Despite the crazy quilt street layout, it was easy to get back, we're about a block from the Arc de Triomphe, which is well signposted, and visually very imposing.

But anyway, I took out my camera to get a picture of some architectural feature that interested me, and a car whips over to the side of the road. I thought he were going to ask for directions. 

"Anglais?"  He asked, having sized me up pretty quickly.

"Yes," I said.

"I am speaking English to you," he said. "Where are you from?"

"Canada."

"Quebec?"

"Alberta," I replied.

"Ah.  My grandfather went to Quebec, so I am speaking English very well.  What is your name?  I am Marcello."

"I'm Matt," and we shook hands.

"I am Italian," he said. "I was here for the (?) fashion exposition.  Now I am going to the airport to return to Italy.  I represent Versace, yadda, yadda, and yadda, all the top Italian houses.  They gave me samples for the people who like Italian fashion.l  Do you like Italian fashion?"

"Don't hustle me," I said. "l'm from Edmonton.  They call me the Canadian Goose!"

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[ILoveIshtar] A true story for you

My wife and I are in Paris. She's here for a conference, I tagged along because... well, if you need for me to explain that, you are from Mars.

Today while she was in the conference, I was sightseeing. I followed my usual practice of wandering until I was good and lost, and then tried to find my way back to the hotel.  Despite the crazy quilt street layout, it was easy to get back, we're about a block from the Arc de Triomphe, which is well signposted, and visually very imposing.

But anyway, I took out my camera to get a picture of some architectural feature that interested me, and a car whips over to the side of the road. I thought he were going to ask for directions. 

"Anglais?"  He asked, having sized me up pretty quickly.

"Yes," I said.

"I am speaking English to you," he said. "Where are you from?"

"Canada."

"Quebec?"

"Alberta," I replied.

"Ah.  My grandfather went to Quebec, so I am speaking English very well.  What is your name?  I am Marcello."

"I'm Matt," and we shook hands.

"I am Italian," he said. "I was here for the (?) fashion exposition.  Now I am going to the airport to return to Italy.  I represent Versace, yadda, yadda, and yadda, all the top Italian houses.  They gave me samples for the people who like Italian fashion.l  Do you like Italian fashion?"

"Don't hustle me," I said. "l'm from Edmonton.  They call me the Canadian Goose!"

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Mythbusters goes to Paris

Myth:  French people are rude, especially to English speakers

Reality:  Everybody has been friendly and nice to me, and I've only picked up two French words:  "Bonjur" and "Mercy"

Myth: The French are pussies

Reality:  I've seen at least three variety of uniformed security folks - "Police" who seen cheerful and helpful, "Gendarmes" who look quite fierce, and some for reasons I can't fathom, military personnel in fatigues with rifles that look quite formidable.  How formidable?  Well, I'll leave it to YOU to go up to them and call them "surrender monkeys."  Are you feeling lucky, punk?  Well, are you?

Myth:  French Girls are hairy and smelly

Reality:  Every one I've seen (and I've seen thousands over the last couple of days) has been soft, smooth, creamy, and bare as a newborn baby's butt, and smell as su-weet as an angel's fart.

Thank you for this opportunity to clear up some misconceptions.  That is all.


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Saturday, April 19, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Sandy Maginity has given you a Profile Comment

Ok, so my question is - does Sandy Maginity look like the chick on the left, or on the right?

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [midkar] Help--polka and sq dance

We had to dance to "Oh Johnny Oh Johnny Oh" in high school PE.  After they had made sure that all team sports and lifelong activities (bowling, badminton, etc) became hateful, trauma-associated activities, they started in on dancing, and they were quite successful in making my peers lifelong dance-avoiders.  However, they messed up, perhaps it's the elimination of the arts and other frills in public education, now they concentrate on making people hate math and science. My daughter, never forced to dance in school, became an amazing swing dancer, it totally blew me away to see the fruit of my loins dancing that way, rather than in the manner of a three-legged hippo as I do.

The old-timers came to square dancing before it was enforced in the schools, I assume.  Thank goodness I never took music (beyond one extremely awful, damaging required class in 7th grade) - they would have stomped out a love of music before I ever got started on a lifetime of pleasure.

Dancing in PE was so traumatic, I still remember some of the words to "Oh Johnny", different than the ones you present:

Well, we all join hands and we circle the ring
Stop where you are, give your honey a swing,
Swing that little gal behind you...

After that, it gets a little spotty, but I found more of the lyrics, and more useful information about square dancing at:  public.sd38.bc.ca/~sfrier/square

It appears your version is related to Johnny B. Goode. That's a connection I never would have made...



On Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 3:54 PM, Cat >^..^< Jefferson <oneqtcat@san.rr.com> wrote:

I don't know a thing about either, nor have any midi backing files.
Need help with a few popular standard files of each.
 you experienced musicians should know what will go over best!
 Even be happy with the name of some good ones to use and I wil search
them out.
 
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Square dance tunes are often common songs, usually country flavored tunes, where the lyrics have been changed to 'call' the dance patterns.
My mother was a square dancer/caller and teacher for a while and naturally, anything she gets into she trys to drag me into as well, so I learned a couple singing calls way well over 25 years ago!
One of them was to a tune called "Oh Johnny Oh". This was a beginners dance.
 
Here's the lyrics:
 
 
Now you all join hands and you circle the ring
Stop where you are, give your honey a swing
You swing that little gal behind you
you swing your own if you have found that she's not flown
Allemande Left with the corner gal
Do-se-do your own
Now you all Promenade  with the sweet corner maid
Singing Oh Johnny Oh Johnny Oh
 
Repete 4 times so the original couple are back with each other.
 
====================================
Here's a website that will give you a lot of lyrics for singing calls.  I've included a couple sets of lyrics below.
Cat  >^..^<
 
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Johnny B. Good
 
Circle left
He's down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Well back up in the woods among the evergreens

Do an allemande left the corner, dosado your own
Left allemande and weave the ring
He carries his guitar in a gunny sack
Swing your lady round and promenade back
He plays in a big band, playing his guitar
Go...
Johnny Go...
Go Johnny Go


FIGURE 1

Heads touch 1/4, boys run, touch 1/4
Follow your neighbor
and spread
Girls run
, boys single hinge
Diamond circulate
, girls single hinge
Tag the line
all the way, girls U-turn back
Swing
that corner, promenade
He sits beneath the trees by the railroad track
Strumming to the rhythm that the engines make


MIDDLE BREAK

Four ladies chain across
Chain them back to a dopaso
Partner by the left, corner by the right, partner left
Head ladies center teacup chain
Go Johnny Go
Who never, ever learned to read & write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a ringing bell
Go Johnny Go...
Go Johnny Go...
Go Johnny Go


FIGURE 2

Sides square thru 4, swing thru, boys run
Ladies single hinge
, diamond circulate
Flip the diamond
, ladies trade, linear cycle
Slide thru
, swing and promenade
The people passing by they would stop, and say
Oh my what that little country boy could play


CLOSER

Sides face grand square
His mother told him some day you'll be a man
And you will be the leader of a big old band
Many people coming from miles around
And hear your music when that old sun goes down

Circle left
Some day your name will be in lights
Allemande left, swing, promenade
Saying Johnny be good tonight
Go Johnny Go ...
Go Johnny Go ...
Go Johnny Go
 
=====================================================
Ain't Misbehavin'
OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER

Circle left
*No one to talk with - all by myself
No one to walk with - but I'm happy on the shelf

Left allemande, box the gnat, 4 ladies promenade
(Music only)
Turn partner right, full turn around
Left allemande, promenade the town
Ain't misbehavin', savin' my love for you
(Music only)


FIGURE

4 ladies chain cross the ring
Heads/sides promenade 1/2 way I sing
Walk in, pass thru, cloverleaf and then
Centers square thru 3/4 go
Left allemande, dosado
Swing your corner
, promenade you know
Ain't misbehavin', savin' my love for you
(Music only)


ALTERNATE LYRICS

**Now I know for certain you're the one I love
I'm through with flirtin' just you I'm dreamin' of


***I don't stay out late, I don't care to go
I'm home about eight, just me and my radio


TAG

Ain't misbehavin', savin' my love for you
 

 
=======================
Ace in the Hole
 
OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER

Circle left
Well, you got to have an ace in the hole
A little secret that nobody knows

Well left allemande the corner, dosado
Left allemande the corner
of the hall and weave that ring
Well, you got to learn to play your cards right
You swing your own round and promenade
Don't put it on the line for just one roll
You got to have an ace in the hole


FIGURE

Why don't those heads square thru and get me 4 hands ya know
Around that corner lady dosado
Why don't you swing thru and then, the boys run right
You bend the line, a right and left thru, you turn the girl tonight
Well flutter wheel go full around now slide thru and swing
Swing that girl
and promenade her
Well life is a gamble, they all say
You got to have an ace in the hole


TAG

You got to have an ace in the hole
 
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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [progressive] Should we do away with the superdelegate system?

Somebody needs to school this editorial intern at "Campus Progress", whatever that is.  It's clear from what she says that superdelegates don't make things more democratic, they were put into place to prevent what Chomsky calls "an excess of democracy" - that is, people actually getting what they want.  Yet she says that they are there to make things more democratic - clearly the conclusion you should reach if you want to be a successful intern, which is the first step towards becoming a respectable guardian of respectable opinion.

It seems to me the people's preferred solution would be to jail people who steal elections, and betray the country, and end the practice of crooks pardoning each other, instead of instituting new policies that prevent the democratic selection of superior candidates.  But then, we (the people) didn't institute the superdelegate system, and it's hard to see what role we could play in doing away with it.

On Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 3:06 PM, lilgeorgiehas2go <lilgeorgiehas2go@yahoo.com> wrote:

I found this interesting article at campusprogress.org.  It's a question we all need to address.  Put aside the contest between Senators Obama and Clinton for the moment and think about the bigger picture (and the future of our nominating process).  Is the superdelegate system elitist?  Is it fair?  Does it help or hurt?  Do the pros outweigh the cons? 
 
Here's the article.  What do you think?
 
 

Why Superdelegates Exist

They're supposed to make the Democratic presidential nominating process more democratic, not less.

By Brittany Schulman
April 9, 2008

As the lengthy Democratic nominating system drags on, the party's process of picking a presidential candidate has come under scrutiny. In particular, the criticism—which has ranged from constructive to nasty—has focused on the party's superdelegates, current or former party leaders who help pick the nominee but aren't required to follow the will of primary voters.

While complaints about the "undemocratic" nature of superdelegates have existed for years, the neck-in-neck nature of this year's race has brought the issue to the forefront of the national conversation. Paul Rockwell of CommonDreams.org noted that "many young voters are discovering that there are two kinds of delegates at Democratic Party Conventions: real delegates (duly elected from the states) and fake delegates, delegates artificially created by the Democratic National Committee."MoveOn.org has petitioned superdelegates to wait for all voters to express their preferences before making decisions themselves—a move that would allow them to "support the people's choice." Within the blogosphere, supporters of Barack Obama attack superdelegates regularly. And Nation Editor Katrina vanden Heuvel has labeled the institution tyrannical and has argued that the system needs to be reformed.

But while many today are arguing that the superdelegate system is undemocratic, it is important to note that the institution was originally created to make the party's presidential nominating process more democratic, not less. So before Democrats reform or abolish the system outright, it's important to understand what, exactly, superdelegates are, and why they exist in the first place.

What are superdelegates?

A superdelegate is essentially a member of the Democratic Party who is entitled to cast a vote at the Democratic National Convention for his or her presidential candidate of choice. This year, the Democratic superdelegates include 27 governors, all Democratic members of Congress, and 23 elder statesmen or higher ranking officials. The other half is made up of the members of the Democratic National Committee—former politicians or active players in the party throughout the country. Together, superdelegates will make up 20 percent of the delegates at the Democratic National Convention, or 796 of the total 4,049 delegates. The other 80 percent, of course, are determined by states' primaries. When added together, the candidate who receives a majority of delegates, or at least 2,025 total, wins the national primary and becomes the party's nominee.

The primary election system as we know it didn't exist before 1972; in fact, only 13 states held elections in the 1968 presidential contest. The winning candidate, Hubert H. Humphrey, was chosen mostly by the party machine that year, and his defeat—he lost the popular vote by less than one percent—only discouraged the general Democratic populace. In 1972, Senator George McGovern, who would later become a presidential nominee himself, led a committee that encouraged states to adopt the primary system for the upcoming election. While McGovern was successful in persuading most states to make the switch, he failed miserably in the general election, beating Richard Nixon in only Washington, D.C., and Massachusetts. Many accredited the 1972 Democratic defeat to the new primary system. Thus, in 1980, the Democratic Party established the superdelegate system to give a little bit of power back to active and former members of the party. The superdelegate institution has been in place ever since, for better or worse.

Defense against radical candidates

One major defense of the superdelegate system is protection against more "radical" candidates. For example, a reader at Talking Points Memo has pointed out that superdelegates are a defense against fringe candidates that capture popular imagination but would be disastrous for the party. Even though it is clear that most fringe candidates do not accrue much of the popular vote in the primary process, the superdelegate system is in place on the off chance that this does occur. The superdelegates of the party could prevent a radical candidate from winning the nomination.

The party advocates for the ability to protect itself in the event that the leading Democratic candidate is perceived to be incapable of winning the popular vote. For example, if only the most active—and liberal—members of the Democratic Party voted in the primary one year, they might choose a very liberal candidate. However, if the superdelegates—tried-and-true party stalwarts—felt that this person was too radical to win the popular vote, they would have the ability to elect someone else.

Defense against voter fraud

Of course, there's a case to be made that the candidate who wins the popular vote within the party deserves the nomination. However, the elimination of superdelegates could bring about an opportunity for voter fraud. A significant number of states, including Alabama, Georgia, and Michigan have open primaries, and even more states feature partially open contents. In these instances, individuals who do not identify as Democrats can cross party lines and vote for Republican (or third party) interests in the confines of Democratic primary. Superdelegates are the most effective tool the Democratic Party has to prevent these malevolent interlopers from tipping the party's nomination.

Defense against scandal

Over at TPM, a reader also makes the case that superdelegates are a safety valve for the party in the event of a scandal. The first primaries and caucuses are held months before the actual Democratic National Convention. During this period of time, a scandal could break and damage the leading candidate's standing in the general election. While this has yet to happen, the history of scandalous politicians is hard to ignore. President Bill Clinton was able to ward off the Gennifer Flowers scandal that broke during the 1992 primary season. But, had Clinton been unable to successfully execute a damage control campaign, superdelegates could have altered their decision to ensure the Democrats were nominating a viable general election candidate.

The American political system is based on the concept of `checks and balances,' and the superdelegate system functions as simply another check within the minor confines of the political party apparatus. At its core, it is a safety valve for the protection of the party. Are their inherent biases in the system? Yes, but it also may be a necessary evil.

Brittany Schulman is an Editorial Intern at Campus Progress.


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