I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch: The Positive Side

Here's a change of pace from our usual bad linguistic omens. A good
coinage! From the fuckyoubush.com website:
To anyone who asks why the fuck the FUCKTARD is president the answer is
that he stole the fucking election! He did not win fair and square!


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[CanYoAssDigIt] More Welfare For Boeing

The State of Washington has graciously assumed the operations and
expenses of the Boeing Corporation's personnel and training departments.
In a sensible, hard-nosed initiative to further get government off our
backs, the Department of Community, Trade, and Economic Development has
moved to shift these onerous operating expenses from a beleaguered
private firm onto the taxpayers, who are business-friendly, regardless
of knowledge or consent. This will free up Boeing to invest the savings
into something or other that will create jobs, jobs, jobs! Someday.
Probably. Displaced Boeing HR staff will be transitioned into the fast
food service industry, where there are always family wage jobs available
unless you're too lazy to put in your application at McDonald's. As
former Governor Gary Locke proclaimed on many occasions, "The best
airplanes in the world are made right here in Washington State!" With
any luck at all, this small token of public-private cooperation will
play a part in the uphill battle to avert the looming disaster of a
national airplane shortage.

State News Release

*Washington State Department of Community, Trade and Economic
Development <http://www.cted.wa.gov>*

Date: May 19, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Kathy DiJulio, Employment Security, (360) 438-3275
Michelle Zahrly, CTED communications, (360) 561-9601

*State Selects Accenture to Manage Aerospace Employment Center Education
Program*

*OLYMPIA* -- The State of Washington today announced it has selected
Accenture as project manager for the Boeing 787 Dreamliner final
assembly workforce development program. The contract is part of the
state's arrangement with The Boeing Company, which calls for an
Employment Resource Center (ERC) to meet the initial workforce needs of
the Dreamliner project. After five years use by Boeing, the ERC will be
available for broader aerospace industry application.

The facility, which will use innovative assessment and training
approaches, will be located in Everett, Washington. The exact site will
be named this summer.

"We're pleased to reach another milestone of the 787 agreement," said
Robin Pollard, project coordinator for the state 787 Office. "We expect
to see long-term benefits for Washington from the programs being created
today to address workforce needs in the aerospace industry."

As project manager for the ERC, Accenture will be responsible for
developing and delivering recruiting, screening, assessment, and
training capabilities.

This project is part of The Department of Employment Security's efforts
to create a leading coalition of local and state partners in
collaboration with Boeing to establish a comprehensive approach to
workforce needs.

"We look forward to teaming with Accenture and Boeing on this project,"
said Karen Lee, Commissioner of the Employment Security Department.
"The work that is completed during this phase will be instrumental in
assisting Boeing in developing the 787 final assembly workforce. This
effort moves our state forward in our commitment to working effectively
with the business community to maintain quality jobs."

It is expected that approximately 800-1,200 candidates will be
pre-screened and trained through the ERC to qualify them to perform 787
final assembly work. The Dreamliners will be assembled at the Boeing
factory in Everett. The ERC program offerings will be posted in 2006
through the state's Go2Worksource.com website and available within
Boeing using existing processes.

"By leveraging the strengths of the state, the local community, Boeing
and Accenture, we believe we can create a new model for workforce
selection and development that will greatly benefit the Boeing 787
program and the community" said Tom Burke, a partner in Accenture's
Communications & High Tech practice and the Accenture executive
responsible for the ERC project. Accenture's office in Seattle will
support the ERC capability development effort.

Accenture, which was awarded the contract following a competitive bid
process, will lead a project team that includes ePredix, a human capital
management company; members of Washington's Worksource Group; and
several Boeing subject matter experts.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] State of Washington: OK to Kill Non-Legislators


State News Release

*Washington State Patrol <http://www.wsp.wa.gov/>*

Date: May 19, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Dan Eikum, General Administration, (360) 786-1924,
deikum@ga.wa.gov <mailto:deikum@ga.wa.gov>
Steve Valandra, General Administration, (360) 902-7206,
svaland@ga.wa.gov <mailto:svaland@ga.wa.gov>

*Security screening ends May 20 in Legislative Building*

*OLYMPIA* -- The use of security screening equipment in the Legislative
Building will end as of midnight May 20.

General Administration will still provide security personnel in the
building through June 30, but without the use of metal detectors and
X-ray machines that have been in place since November 2004. The
Legislature decided to end funding of the pilot security screening
program that General Administration managed.

The security program will transition as follows:

*
From midnight May 20 through 6 p.m. on May 27, contract security
personnel will continue to staff entrances, exits and public areas
of the building. Contract personnel will not be working after May 27.
*
Beginning May 28 through June 30, General Administration personnel
will provide building security from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday
through Friday and from 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. on the weekends.
*
Starting July 1, there will be no security personnel in the building.

General Administration has worked with legislative security and
theWashington State Patrol to ensure there are some security measures
for the building.


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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Joe Swordfish is very pleased by the feedback he has received

Joe Swordfish
to songwritersand.
More options May 14 (4 days ago)
these are lyrics to a tune. I don't have a good recording of it yet.

I licked her arm

It was a strangely hot September day
So many years ago
You could have fried an egg on the bare sidewalk
You would have sold your soul for snow

Mary Lou's creamsickle was melting fast
And I didn't see the harm
In licking up that sticky white cream
As it trickled down her arm

Chorus:
I licked her arm
I licked her arm
I licked her arm
I licked her arm

Out of all the kids I knew in school
Mary Lou has done the best
When it comes to fame and fortune
She's outdone all the rest

When i see her picture in the tabloids
I get just a little alarmed
At the warm glow in my trousers
As I gaze upon her arm

Chorus

ReplyForward


Erika Covarrubias
<musicchic1985@yahoo.com> to songwritersand.
More options May 17 (1 day ago)
thats fuckin hilareous...oh my god...dude, that's great. haha.

****

Joe Swordfish
to songwritersand.
More options 11:00 am (10 hours ago)
wow thanks that is so nice of you

I kind of broke the rules.... if I saw her in the tabloids, then I
wouldn't have to wonder what happened to her, right? I believed that
she would be president someday. She didn't so now I have to imagine
something else.

****

Erika Covarrubias
<musicchic1985@yahoo.com> to songwritersand.
More options 1:23 pm (7 hours ago)
well, whatever works dude. i frickin loved it. like i love chalupas.
and i looove chalupas. hehe. i'm a nerd.

~until we meet again~
*erika raelyn*
- Show quoted text -



Joe Swordfish
to songwritersand.
More options 2:05 pm (7 hours ago)
Well, thank you very much

I have some other songs at:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/bloodparadise_music.htm

except for washing machine, and california uber alles, I wrote and
sang all these

I didn't get a good vocal take on "arm" - I called her Mary Ann one
time, and Mary Lou the other, and these guys are totally ADD, I have
to get it in one take or not at all. Maybe I'll put it up anyway. In
the mean time, there's a song or two here I think you might like

****

infinityontrial
<infinityontrial@yahoo.com> to songwritersand.
More options 5:32 pm (3½ hours ago)
I have to admit I pretty much loved it - in a creepy, Randy Newman
type of way.

IOT


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target

Anybody that's been reading my e-mails is aware that I feel that NPR
has already caved to right wing pressure, and is decidedly
center-right in coverage of the news (a perspective I arrived at
through my consumption of NPR's products, confirmed through rigorous
analysis by FAIR). Many of you disagree with me.

Regardless of our difference of opinions about what has happened in
the past, right wing pressure is being turned up now (see attached).
Is there any doubt that without attempts to preserve what is left, it
will only get worse? Is anybody with me on this?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: FAIR <fair@fair.org>
Date: May 17, 2005 12:04 PM
Subject: CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

FAIR-L
Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting
Media analysis, critiques and activism

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2516

ACTION ALERT:
CPB Turns to NPR as Latest "Bias" Target
Right-wing group may study "pro-Arab" slant

May 17, 2005

According to a May 16 New York Times report, the Corporation for
Public Broadcasting (CPB) is considering "a study on whether NPR's
Middle East coverage was more favorable to Arabs than to
Israelis"--further evidence that the agency intends to police public
media for content it deems too "liberal."

The Times reported that two of the CPB board members had expressed
concern over the alleged bias of the public radio network's reporting.
Gay Hart Gaines, formerly a Republican fundraiser, "talked about the
need to change programming in light of a conversation she had had with
a taxi driver about his listening habits." Her colleague on the CPB
board, Cheryl Halpern, reportedly raised complaints about NPR's
reporting. The Times noted that Halpern is "a former chairwoman of the
Republican Jewish Coalition and leading party fund-raiser whose family
has business interests in Israel."

While NPR's Mideast coverage has frequently been criticized by
pro-Israel partisans, research and analysis by FAIR has found a strong
and consistent slant on NPR toward an Israeli perspective on the
conflict. A FAIR study (Extra!, 11-12/01) found that during a
six-month period, NPR's main news shows reported 81 percent of Israeli
deaths in the conflict and only 34 percent of Palestinian deaths.
Tellingly, when Israeli minors were killed, NPR reported on their
deaths 89 percent of the time, while mentioning only 20 percent of the
Palestinians youths killed.

FAIR Action Alerts (1/10/02, 2/5/02) repeatedly criticized NPR for
describing periods when only Palestinians were being killed in the
conflict as times of "relative calm" or "comparative quiet"--odd
choices of words for an outlet that is supposedly "more favorable to
Arabs than to Israelis."

As if the idea of a political inquiry launched by an institution that
is supposed to protect public broadcasting from political inquiry
weren't disturbing enough, the Times also reported that CPB chair
Kenneth Tomlinson had contacted conservative media analyst Robert
Lichter of the Center for Media & Public Affairs (CMPA) about the
possibility of conducting research for the agency. Lichter is no
stranger to battles over public broadcasting's so-called "liberal
bias." In 1992, as congressional debate over PBS's funding was heating
up, the Center released a study alleging rampant left-wing bias on
PBS. But the methodology was dubious, at best: The CMPA studied only
documentaries that aired on PBS, neglecting popular conservative
programs like William F. Buckley's Firing Line and Morton Kondracke's
American Interests show.

The CMPA study broke down the documentaries into over 35,000
segments--yet only "studied" 614 of those segments that had a clear
"thematic message." And the findings that CMPA presented were hardly
evidence of liberal bias. The Center's report explained one form of
bias: "Racial discrimination was described as a condition of American
society 50 times without a single dissenting opinion." Apparently
acknowledging the existence of discrimination is a "liberal" idea.
Another example bizarrely counted as a "liberal" viewpoint by CMPA was
a Catholic priest's opposition to in vitro fertilization. The report
argued that PBS has a pacifistic bent, even though 1,309 military
personnel appeared as sources during the period studied. The rest of
the CMPA's study is similarly flawed--see:
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2515 for more.

The news of a possible investigation into NPR's Mideast slant comes on
the heels of a similar report about CPB's plans to monitor PBS
programming for liberal bias (FAIR Media Advisory, 5/5/05). Under
Tomlinson's direction, the CPB has successfully lobbied to add
conservative programming to PBS's public affairs lineup, apparently in
an attempt to "balance" the program Now, which until recently was
hosted by Bill Moyers. One new show that Tomlinson pushed for is the
Journal Editorial Report, a program that is virtually 100 percent
conservative opinion.

ACTION: Please write to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and
urge it to abandon the idea of a politically motivated investigation
of NPR's Mideast coverage.

CONTACT:
Corporation for Public Broadcasting
Phone Numbers:
202-879-9600
800-272-2190
mailto:comments@cpb.org

As always, please remember that your comments have more impact if you
maintain a polite tone.

See also FAIR's report on NPR's Middle East coverage:
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1086
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Sunday, May 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch: New Age Glurge

Eli Sterling, boss of Olympia' Procession of the Species, a dull and
insubstantial annual event that is inexplicably a sacred cow to many
Olympians, is under investigation for defrauding the City of Olympia.
Scores of locals, the type who think they're saving rain forests by
dressing up as insects that live there, are bawling "foul."

Sterling had asked in-kind contributors to the Procession to alter
invoices for their donated services to resemble unpaid bills, which he
presented to the City for payment. Acolytes say this was nothing more
than a mistake made in good faith.

Sara Holt, in a letter to The Olympian published May 9, writes "...the
mistakes made constituted a /teachable moment..." /(emphasis mine).


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