It's All About Me, Man: 2006

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: whats up??

Hey Heather, I agree, I'm a cutie, 4 out of 5 doctors concur, plastic
surgery been very very good to me.

I have a couple of questions. You say I can tell you what to do. Will
you iron my shirts? That would be pretty cool. can you do that in
cyberspace? How does that work? Man, I'm trying to figure it out, but
I just can't get the hang of it.

heather wrote:
> hey babe my names heather. you're a cutie :)
> i'm originally from cleburne but i just moved, i figured i'd come on here and try to meet some new friends. i wanted to see if you'd come chat with me on this other site, here's my profile:
>
www.sexyprofiles.info/Andriaxxx
>
> it's a cool place, they let me use my webcam. come play with me you can tell me what to do :O
>
> -heather

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Life's rich pagent...

I suckle at the glass teat, and my life is rich and full. I don't know how I went without TV for 30 years, I must have been insane. A life of deprived depravity. Now, the quality is back. Now, like the rest of America, I no longer am troubled by having a so-called "life", now my existence just one long tv watching session, broken up by bouts of work, eating (and more eating) sleep, elimination, and shopping. I heard about what was going on in TVland from co-workers and so on, but nothing prepared me for the beautiful reality.

Now they are going to serve up another banquet on the groaning table. I heard about this show a couple of days ago.. on the local CBS affiliate's "news" program!

Note the snarky tone of the following article from the Fox website. they are just jealous because they didn't get the program on the air first.

Indiana Town Swears In D-List Celebrities as Cops So They Can Carry Guns for Reality TV Show

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

MUNCIE, Ind. — Erik Estrada and other lesser celebrities have been sworn in as reserve officers of the city police department here, allowing them to carry badges and guns as part of a reality television series.

About 200 people packed into a Muncie City Hall auditorium for the Tuesday ceremony to swear in the former "CHiPs" star, along with La Toya Jackson, Jack Osbourne, Wee Man and Trish Stratus.

A producer coaxed the crowd into cheering loudly for the camera, and parts of the ceremony had to be repeated several times for the TV cameras.

• Tune in for more coverage in the Television Center.

"Roll call is at 6 o'clock," Muncie Police Chief Joe Winkle told the celebrities. "Do not be late."

Winkle had to say the line three times. The first take was interrupted by audience applause, the second was too quiet.

"Welcome to TV," said Julie Link of Forman Productions. "Sometimes, we have to retake."

The CBS show, "Armed and Famous," being filmed in this east-central Indiana city, population 66,000, follows the celebrities as they enforce the laws alongside city police officers.

Estrada joked with the crowd that people may not recognize him as an officer because he would not be wearing his toupee. He pulled up the back inch of his hairpiece and wiggled it, drawing laughter from the crowd.

Estrada carried a gun but rarely used it to stop bad guys in his 1970s motorcycle-cops drama.

He also appeared in VH1's "Surreal Life" in 2004. Osbourne, 21, son of rocker Ozzy Osbourne, was on the MTV's "The Osbournes." Wee Man, 33, a 4-foot-7 skateboarder, gained fame on the MTV show "Jackass."

Jackson, 50, a singer and sister of Michael and Janet Jackson, is a native of Gary, and Stratus is a former WWE professional wrestler.

Visit FOXNews.com's Television Center for more coverage.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper

Could you please send telemarketing

Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:

I could not make this stuff up if I tried....

On 12/17/06, DJ L'Monte < djlmonte_357@yahoo.com> wrote:

First Evil Kenevil is suing Kanye West now a has been wrestler is suing Jay Z.

The trademark infringement lawsuit being brought against rap star
> Jay-Z by former wrestling star Diamond Dallas Page now is also
> targeting Jay-Z's clothing line, Roc-A-Wear. DDP claims that he
owns
> the rights to the Diamond Cutter hand gesture that Jay-Z has been
> doing lately and has now put on certain items in his clothing
line.
> The lawsuit is expected to remain in the discovery period until
> April 2007.
>
> DDP's people sent out the following statement yesterday.
>
> Federal Judge Grants Motion to Add Roc-A-Wear to Pro Wrestling
> Champion, Diamond Dallas Page's Lawsuit Against Rap Mogul Jay-Z
>
> (LA, California) A federal judge granted a motion to add Roc-A-
Wear
> owners Roc Apparel Group LLC, Urban Menswear LLC and Roc-A-Wear
> Licensing LLC to a trademark and copyright infringement suit filed
> by Professional Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page. The suit, originally
> filed December 2, 2005, claims the hip-hop heavyweight has
illegally
> adopted Page's trademark hand gestureâ€"the "Diamond Cutter"â€"as his
> own.
>
> The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court, accuses Jay-Z and
> Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as
well
> as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an
> injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the
> gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.
>
> Earlier this year, Diamond Dallas Page discovered that Jay Z's
> clothing line, Roc-A-Wear manufactured and sold merchandise
> displaying the diamond cutter symbol, which prompted the request
> that the clothing line be included in the lawsuit. Page started
> using the hand sign to promote his persona on television while
> working for World Championship Wrestling in 1996. As his
popularity
> increased, so did the recognition of the sign as his trademark, by
> fans, athletes and celebrities.
>
> As Page has moved on from wrestling to other entertainment and
> business ventures, he has continued to us the sign as a brand-
> building logo. Currently, his "Yoga For Regular Guys" DVD series
and
> book, and his soon to be released "Own Your Life" motivational
audio
> book features the symbol. The well-loved wrestler also says he
used
> the symbol on monthly PPV events, WCW live events, and media
> appearances, including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
>
> Page goes on to assert that as his success as a wrestler grew, so
> did sales of his merchandise, including t-shirts, hats,
stationary,
> posters and action figures, which featured the Diamond Cutter
> Trademark. The infringement claim also states that, "[m]any
athletes
> and celebrities also flashed the Diamond Cutter sports celebration
> move. "In Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals against the Chicago Bulls,
> Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz star basketball player, flashed the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark during the game and referred to the
symbol
> as Plaintiff's hand sign. Similarly, former professional football
> player and Dallas Cowboy star running back, Herschel Walker used
the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark after a 64 yard touchdown run and also
> acknowledged that it was Plaintiff's signature trademark."
>
> Page is currently shooting the movie Gallow Walker in South Africa
> wit h Wesley Snipes and is not available for comment

DJ L'Monte
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Monday, December 18, 2006

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper

I could not make this stuff up if I tried....

On 12/17/06, DJ L'Monte < djlmonte_357@yahoo.com> wrote:

First Evil Kenevil is suing Kanye West now a has been wrestler is suing Jay Z.

The trademark infringement lawsuit being brought against rap star
> Jay-Z by former wrestling star Diamond Dallas Page now is also
> targeting Jay-Z's clothing line, Roc-A-Wear. DDP claims that he
owns
> the rights to the Diamond Cutter hand gesture that Jay-Z has been
> doing lately and has now put on certain items in his clothing
line.
> The lawsuit is expected to remain in the discovery period until
> April 2007.
>
> DDP's people sent out the following statement yesterday.
>
> Federal Judge Grants Motion to Add Roc-A-Wear to Pro Wrestling
> Champion, Diamond Dallas Page's Lawsuit Against Rap Mogul Jay-Z
>
> (LA, California) A federal judge granted a motion to add Roc-A-
Wear
> owners Roc Apparel Group LLC, Urban Menswear LLC and Roc-A-Wear
> Licensing LLC to a trademark and copyright infringement suit filed
> by Professional Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page. The suit, originally
> filed December 2, 2005, claims the hip-hop heavyweight has
illegally
> adopted Page's trademark hand gesture—the "Diamond Cutter"—as his
> own.
>
> The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court, accuses Jay-Z and
> Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as
well
> as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an
> injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the
> gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.
>
> Earlier this year, Diamond Dallas Page discovered that Jay Z's
> clothing line, Roc-A-Wear manufactured and sold merchandise
> displaying the diamond cutter symbol, which prompted the request
> that the clothing line be included in the lawsuit. Page started
> using the hand sign to promote his persona on television while
> working for World Championship Wrestling in 1996. As his
popularity
> increased, so did the recognition of the sign as his trademark, by
> fans, athletes and celebrities.
>
> As Page has moved on from wrestling to other entertainment and
> business ventures, he has continued to us the sign as a brand-
> building logo. Currently, his "Yoga For Regular Guys" DVD series
and
> book, and his soon to be released "Own Your Life" motivational
audio
> book features the symbol. The well-loved wrestler also says he
used
> the symbol on monthly PPV events, WCW live events, and media
> appearances, including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
>
> Page goes on to assert that as his success as a wrestler grew, so
> did sales of his merchandise, including t-shirts, hats,
stationary,
> posters and action figures, which featured the Diamond Cutter
> Trademark. The infringement claim also states that, "[m]any
athletes
> and celebrities also flashed the Diamond Cutter sports celebration
> move. "In Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals against the Chicago Bulls,
> Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz star basketball player, flashed the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark during the game and referred to the
symbol
> as Plaintiff's hand sign. Similarly, former professional football
> player and Dallas Cowboy star running back, Herschel Walker used
the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark after a 64 yard touchdown run and also
> acknowledged that it was Plaintiff's signature trademark."
>
> Page is currently shooting the movie Gallow Walker in South Africa
> with Wesley Snipes and is not available for comment

DJ L'Monte
"The Grand Wizard of the Turntables"
DJLMonte.com

"The Mixologist of Media"

MIXENUF.com

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...

I thought it was the name of a blimp, too. A right wing talk show blimp who stole his first name from a Canadian rock group that has absolutely nothing to do with the B-52s. and absolutely nobody in their right mind would want to dance that blimp around.

On 12/12/06, Asswipe McSnord.<@Oblergs.com <Asswipe McSnord.<@Oblergs.com> wrote:

wow ok so i was wrong, i thought it was a name of a certain blimp. a
blimp called the Limburger? like, who would want to dance with a blimp?
i guess im wrong lol.
-asswipe
myspace.com/asswipemusic
-----Original Message-----
From: Numbskull Jerkyboy@Oblergs.com
To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com

Sent: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 4:11 PM
Subject: Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...
My grandmother loved limburger cheese...but never go near someone who has eaten it cause the cheese and the person eating it afterwords smells like doggie doo doo!
(aka the cheese tastes and smells like shit)
>From: Dumbass Fool<Dumbass Foolrcn.com>
>Reply-To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com
>To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com
>Subject: Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...
>Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:32:56 -0500 (EST)
>
>Limburger is a soft, white cheese of strong odor and flavor.
>
>In the context of "Dance This Mess Around," it is used as a slang
term for
>either someone of "strong odor," or just someone to avoid, on the
dance
>floor or anywhere.
>
>One element of this song conveys feeling "outcast" from the person
that the
>singer wants to dance with, e.g. "Why don't you dance with me?" and
also,
>the opening line, "Remember when you held my hand"....
>
>The song speaks of a love forsaken, on the dance floor. But
fortunately,
>the singer rallies with the help of others on the dance floor to
"Shake
>shake a-bake" (which in the 1970's was a popular monosodium glutamate
>mixture used to cover chicken so that it could be baked and given a
crispy,
>lucious flavor)...and she works out these hardships of a man who no
longer
>wants to dance with her, or be her lover.
>
>In the end, it's better to dance with people who can do "All 16
Dances"
>than to feel sorrow and self pity.
>
>But I digress. Have you tried Limburger cheese?
>
>Numbskull Jerkyboy
>
>http://www.myspace. NumbskullJerkyboy nn
>
>---- Original message ----
> >Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:55:21 -0000
> >From: "trashpoub" <Flaccid Smithwick.com>
> >Subject: [B-52'S] Limburger
> >To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com
> >
> > Did somebody can explain to a french fan what is a
> > "Limburger" ?
> >
> > thanks
> >
> > chris

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Chicks Dig Me

Send a Message

To:

Irene

Subject:

Hii right back atcha, Irene!

Great to hear from you. Women usually get a little drunk before they talk to me, that's ok, whatever makes you want to float my boat.

If you think you look good in lace leggings and white panties, you ought to see me in them!

When I say "I want to get in your pants" I mean it literally.

It would be great if we could get together sometime, I need a chick to wax my backhair.

good luck on the webcam business,

Matt

=== Original Message === >>>>

Heyyyyyyy, little drunkj having fun on my cam haha. just uploaded a vid clip from my webcam of me goofing off in my halloween out fit;p<br>
looks real sexy i thnik with lace leggings and white panties! haha god i sound like such a slut, anyway wondered if you might want to chat with me on my cam? go to my<font></font>pe<font></font>rso<font></font> nalspaces.c<font></font>om/ocean and click "chat live with this model".<br>
<br>
(my video SHOULD start playing automatically). I keep my webcam on there so that kids can't get to it. Talk to you soon?<br>
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