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Saturday, August 11, 2007

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the music video for Klaus Nomi's "Lightning Strikes" single

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A recent discussion of Lou Christie's great song "Lighting Strikes" and it's guitar solo - reputedly one of the worst ones of all time (it isn't) - lead me to this. I have heard of this guy before, but never actually heard him before today. My life has been taken up to the next level via the experience.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] "Bring back Military Draft!" says President Bush's new war adviser

Yes, if they tried to send people with wealth and privelege, they
would quickly find a lot of law n order rednecks redefining themselves
as anarchist peaceniks!

I'm too damn comfortable on my couch, hell no, I won't go!

And anyway, my solo music career is really taking off. I was real
excited to see on last.fm that somebody tagged my music "abnormal"
What a discerning listener! what insight! and it's a rarely used
tag, shared with only a handful of fellow artists.

Only 3 albums have earned this tag:

Abbey Road by The Beatles (probably a glitch in the program, causing
it to confuse the words "Abbey" and "Abnormal")
Volcanic by KSXi
Dolibasija by Various Artists (actually, the name of the band is "Abnormal"!)

Only 4 artists have earned this tag:

Norah Jones (WTF? Is not Norah Jones the living embodiment of normal music?)
Rammstein
Herbus
Matt Love

And only two songs have earned this tag:

The White Stripes – Forever for Her (Is Over for Me)
Mark Harms – Zigong Blues

***

Yeah, I was getting really excited, and then I saw that I was the one
who added that tag to my music page.

Oops. The right hemisphere doesn't know what the left one is doing.

Did you say something about a draft? Should I close the window? Or
maybe the borders, heh heh.

Think of all the great music Jimi Hendrix would have made if he hadn't
died in that foxhole in Viet Nam...

On 8/11/07, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
> Bush War Czar Says Draft Should be Reinstated
> AP
> Posted: 2007-08-11 05:04:48
>
> WASHINGTON (Aug. 11) - Frequent tours for U.S. forces in Iraq and Afghanistan have stressed the all-volunteer force and made it worth considering a return to a military draft, President Bush's new war adviser said Friday.
>
> Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute, President Bush's new war adviser, said that repeated deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan have stressed the nation's all-volunteer force, and that reinstating a military draft "has always been an option."
>
> ------
>
> "The president's position in the past was that the all-volunteer military meets the needs of the country and there was no discussion of a draft," General Lute said. "But that situation has changed."
>
> He said the repeated deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan affect not only the troops but their families, who can influence whether a service member decides to stay in the military.
>
> The military conducted a draft during the Civil War and both world wars and between 1948 and 1973. The Selective Service System, re-established in 1980, still maintains a registry of all men 18 years and older.
>
> Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., has called for reinstating the draft as a way to end the Iraq war. He added, "This time, instead of sending 18-year-old men into war, we should consider sending those over 40 into battle. Would the world really miss a Matt Love or a Klaus D. Haisch?"
>
>
> Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. The information contained in the AP news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press. All active hyperlinks have been inserted by AOL.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] dem bitchez be kickin it old skool

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12603362

or as "~{*}~TH@~S3V3NTH~L3TT@~!N~TH@~@LPH@B3T~B!TCH~{*}~" put it:

August 11, 2007 9:22 AM
dem bitchez did tha shoulda lean HAHAHA heckie naw dey no dey rong 4
dat shit lmao heeeelllllll l nnnnnnnaaaaa awwwww oh shit dat made ma
mutha fukin day......ya dig!

Like Obama, she's clean and articulate.

Word.

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Friday, August 10, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Makes perfect sense to me...

Anti-gay lawmaker tries to buy oral sex from another man

Bob Allen, A Florida Republican, known for his staunch anti-gay
positions, got busted recently for allegedly trying to buy some oral
sex for 20 bucks in a park washroom from an undercover cop. So why did
he do it? He says because he was afraid of the numerous Black men at
the park. "I certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and
certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it," the 48-year-old
Allen told officers. Speaking of the arresting officer, Allen says in
a tape, "This was a pretty stocky Black guy, and there was nothing but
other black guys around in the [Veteran's Memorial Park in Titusville,
Florida.]" He says he was nervous that he was about to "become a
statistic." Titusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh, dressed in
plainclothes, said he saw Allen entering the washroom twice before
peering over his stall door. Then Allen pushed open the door and
joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer said in his report. "'This is
kind of a public place, isn't it,'" the report said. "Well look, man,
I'm trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20
bucks?" Kavanaugh wrote. "Sure, I can do that," Allen allegedly
replied, "but this place is too public." At a Thursday news
conference, Allen said, "I am filing a not guilty plea," Allen said.
"I am going to vigorously fight this. I am not resigning my office
because the people who elected me want me to do a good job and I am
going to do a good job, in finishing this term. This is an ugly and
unpleasant situation that has been thrust on me and my family. It is
not true. It is not accurate, and therefore [I'm] not guilty."

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Keyra Agustina seems like a real nice girl

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: She admitted alcohol-related reckless driving in January and was sentenced to three years' probation but was caught driving the following month on a suspended license. Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer ruled in May this violated her probation.

Thanks for the celebrity gossip, Klaus! I just got this celebrity
gossip spam, but it will never replace Bizarro Ultrazine as the best
place to get celebrity gossip... It has a strong subject line, but it
falters in the text box, while Bizarro Ultrazine never fails to
deliver the important news!

By the way, is there still a constitution down there?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jane Land <Millard.Barber@aemrep.com>
Date: Aug 9, 2007 7:19 AM
Subject: She admitted alcohol-related reckless driving in January and
was sentenced to three years' probation but was caught driving the
following month on a suspended license. Superior Court Judge Michael
Sauer ruled in May this violated her probation.
To: mattlouie@earthlink.net
Cc: mattlove1@earthlink.net, mattlow@earthlink.net,
mattlowe@earthlink.net, mattlowry@earthlink.net, mattls@earthlink.net

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Monday, August 06, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] the French

RE: why people in the US hate the French... I  think it's more because they are arrogant and xenophobic... they won't fight a real enemy, and they can't beat a subjected people like the Algerians they just torment them for a while and then they give up... they get a choice between a decent candidate and a right wing nut and they elect the wingnut... in other words, they are just like the US!

It's a clear case of projection... let's look at the facts.  Who has the sluttiest women in the world?  Last I looked Paris Hilton (despite her name) Brittney Spears, Lindsay Lohan aren't French

Who smells more than people in the US?  Our awful diets make us among the stinkiest people on the planet, no matter how neurotic we are about eradicating germs and odors

Hate Americans?   People in the US hate everybody. Somebody else dares to do the same thing - jeez, the humanity! the hubris!  drop a nuke on them!  The US did the French the favor of setting up the French Connection in their ports after WWII.  They did not reciprocate in any way shape or form (as far as I know, if you know examples of servicemen from French bases on US soil raping local girls, for example, please tell me about it). People that don't know history find it incomprehensible that other people could have genuine beefs against the US.  They just assume everybody else is as ignorant and prejudiced as we are.

Rude?  That's the reputation they seem to have. I don't know from experience.  In my experience (and Anne's), the Danes, Swedes, and Dutch were lovely people. The Germans were pretty rude, though!  They drove more cars, drove more recklessly, were contemptuous of people that didn't speak their language, and there were many, many more obese people there... in the whole time I was in Denmark, I saw maybe half a dozen men my size, and I didn't see any of the morbidly obese people like you see in the states... there was a lot of walking and riding of bikes and so on. And while Germany has a reputation for having this kind of lifestyle too, it appears to me they are much more along the lines of the US lifestyle model now.

But I don't hate them, what's a little rudeness between friends?  My question is, why don't other people in the US hate them?

Oh, that's right, they do! They hate everybody!

On 8/6/07, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:

Matt posted...
You know what there is still so much venom directed against the french, still on the part of people in the US? I mean, you'd think it would be all over by now, but all over the internet, on YouTube for example, the hate is just extraordinary.  It's because the French were right about Iraq. 
 
 
And here I thought we hated the French because
they're smelly, rude, hate Americans, and the
French women are sluts.
 
 
 
 
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] was "typical American ..."now is "a very atypical American long rant"

I'm going to have to learn to speak Portuguese so that when the retards in the government are listening into my conversations, they won't know what I'm saying.

One thing this article got wrong - The Democrats aren't capitulating, they are enthusiastically uniting with the Republicans to abridge people's rights.  Our government hates us, and they hate the rights and freedoms we have wrested from the ruling class down through the decades and centuries, they want to roll it all back.

You know what there is still so much venom directed against the french, still on the part of people in the US? I mean, you'd think it would be all over by now, but all over the internet, on YouTube for example, the hate is just extraordinary.  It's because the French were right about Iraq.  They didn't get involved, and look where things are now.  2 million people have fled Iraq, many of them stranded in camps in neighboring countries, victems of what one Canadian broadcaster  rightly called "the horror of Bush's Democracy in Iraq" this morning.

I heard an interview with an Iraqi woman who's family has been scattered all over Europe.  She wants to come to the US, and believes that she will; she thinks that Bush will take care of her because Bush created this problem. You know how many Iraqi refugees have been allowed into the US since the beginning of the occupation? 70.  To admit refugees would be to admit they have to flee from something, and the illusion must be maintained that the occupation is the solution, not the problem.  I presume a good deal more wealthy Iraqis have been admitted under different pretexts, though.

Once we were in Europe, we didn't show our passports again until we were in the airport on the way back out.  We visited four countries - Sweden, Denmark, Holland, and Germany, and nobody was worried about us or tracked our movements.

In the States, you can't cross the border to or from harmless ol Canada without a major shakedown.

We crossed the strait between Denmark and Germany on a ferry that (in addition to three decks of cars and one for trucks) carried our train across!  They drove the train right onto the ferry,and drove it off the other side. As a guy who was involved in transportation for many years, I found it exhilarting and amazing. I've never seen anything like that.  Washington State DOT brags about their ferry system - it's a crude joke compared to what I saw.

I think there is still room for American innovation and ingenuity, but it's being crushed by our political leadership, and our own apathetic acceptence of the dismantling of everything that makes the US worthwhile.  It's time to get out of our hole where the only way we interact with the rest of the world is to bomb them, and learn a few things from parts of the world that have passed us by while we were busy patting outselves on the back for being so wonderful.

Monday, August 6th, 2007
Democrats Capitulate to President Bush As Congress Gives Government Broad New Powers To Conduct Warrantless Surveillance on American Citizens

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Attorneys and writers Glenn Greenwald and Marjorie Cohn join Democracy Now! for the hour to discuss warrantless spying, torture, the Iraq war and the future of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Greenwald is a blogger at Salon.com and author of "A Tragic Legacy: How a Good vs. Evil Mentality Destroyed the Bush Presidency." Marjorie Cohn is president of the National Lawyers Guild and author of "Cowboy Republic: Six Ways the Bush Gang Has Defied the Law."
"Warrantless Surrender" – that's what the Washington Post called the Democrat-led Congress handing President Bush a major legislative victory this weekend when it voted to broadly expand the government's authority to eavesdrop without warrants on the international telephone calls and email messages of American citizens.

After weeks of pressure from President Bush, both the House and Senate approved rewriting the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

The New York Times reports that the new law sharply alters the legal limits on the government's ability to monitor millions of phone calls and e-mail messages going in and out of the United States. No protections exist for Americans whose calls or emails are vacuumed up.

The new legislation moves the power to approve the international surveillance from a special intelligence court to the attorney general and the director of national intelligence.

The legislation was rushed through both the House and Senate in the last days before the August recess began. On Friday President Bush pressured Democrats to support the bill

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Democrats quickly responded. Hours after Bush spoke, the Senate passed the so-called Protect America Act of 2007 by a sixty to twenty eight vote with 16 Democratic Senators supporting the Republicans. Then, on Saturday, 41 Democrats joined Republicans to pass the bill in the House.

The American Civil Liberties Union condemned the votes. Anthony Romero of the ACLU said "This Congress may prove to be as spineless in standing up to the Bush Administration as the one that enacted the Patriot Act or the Military Commissions Act."

Critics of the legislation say it gives the Bush administration the power to order the nation's communication services providers to create permanent spying outposts for the federal government.

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On 8/6/07, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com > wrote:

The typical American says, "Why don't all
these foreigners learn ta talk English?"
 
 
"My pappy learned me ta talk English real good."
 
 
 
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] McDonald's sued for too much English

Last time we were in Central Washington together, Anne and I went for  a drive. We ended up getting hungry around Quincy, so we dropped into a McDonalds. I used the men's room before we ordered. There was some graffiti in the stall I used.  It said "The immigration bill is dead. Leave, or you will be too.  The Aryan Brotherhood."

It was very upsetting to me, so I approached one of the employees (she was on break and just getting off her cell phone.  I said I wanted to speak to a manager.  Her eyes got kind of wide and frightened looking, and she put me together with a woman.

I told her what I'd seen, and said that I thought they should remove it immediately, as it was hateful and inflammatory. She called over an employee, and he asked me to repeat what I'd said. I realized that she didn't understand me!  So I repeated to him and he smiled and said that he'd seen it, and then he translated what I said to her.  She said something back (I have no idea what, as I am also a typical American blockhead who only knows one language) and he thanked me, and that was the end of it.

I pretty much got the impression that they have to put up with that kind of crap all the time, and they tolerate it with a rather Christ-like strength and dignity.  Those kids working there that don't speak English will learn it, but those Aryan Brotherhood jerks will never expand their tiny little minds with another language or probably rational thought of any kind.

I admire Klaus because he can speak two languages. My time in Europe was a joy because most people there speak multiple languages. They don't demand everybody speak their language, like the surly jerks in the US (and France).

I'm going to Brazil in January, and I will be able to make out fine there because my Brazilian friends know some English.  I have struggled with Portuguese, and have only picked up three words:  obrigado (thank you) tchau (goodbye) and foda (fuck).

Hispanics are moving into the occupied territories (thank Clinton and NAFTA for that - Reagan and Bush I wanted it, but couldn't push it through) and taking them back - and moving beyond, into places they never had much of a presence, like Wenatchee. Wenatchee was a deadly dull, all white, racist place when I was growing up. Now it's a lot more colorful and interesting, and a lot of the whites don't like it, including many of my friends and relatives. 

Too bad for them, they are the ones that are missing out.  Clearly, the big box stores aren't so stupid, all the signs are in English and Spanish, and they made that change without any law telling them too - they were moved by their religion.  Capitalism, the state religion of the US.

On 8/5/07, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:

McDonald's sued for too much English

Posted Jul 27th 2007 4:00PM
 
McDonald's (NYSE: MCD) was sued in California for, among other things, printing most of its menus only in English.  The suit was brought by a lawyer as a class action suit on behalf of illegal Mexicans living in the state.
 
The charge is that Hispanic consumers have a "right to know" what they have paid.  Attorney Jose Gonzalez said, "a Happy Meal is not so happy if consumers can't read the menu to know what they are purchasing."
 
California voters in the past struck down a Proposition which would have made English the "official language" of the state.  Instead, a flood of new laws have required bilingual -- English and Spanish -- texts at schools, restaurants and the Department of Motor Vehicles.
 
A telephone survey showed that many people are upset with the recent lawsuit.  A typical response was one from Billy Bob Johnson who said, "if illegal Mexicans don't like it here, they should make a run for the border -- and I don't mean go to Taco Bell."
 
 
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