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Friday, November 18, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] A blast from the past

 

I got this instant message and I did my usual pitch the bot some shit routine. It turned out to be a real person, imagine my surprise. Especially when she came on with the sexy talk, I thought it was just a pitch for sex chat for pay... anyway, we are friends to this day (five years later!)


janechua29: hi
valis2001us: yeah?
janechua29: i saw your profile and your photo amazed me
valis2001us: Yes, I was voted one of the 10 ugliest men on yahoo. it
is pretty amazing
janechua29: guess the person itself is much more better than that
valis2001us: I'm even WORSE than I look. How about  that?
janechua29: hahaha
janechua29: i dont think so
janechua29: youre so humble
valis2001us: and predictable
janechua29: wish to see the real one
janechua29: awesome
valis2001us: What do you have in mind?
janechua29: amazed
valis2001us: are you paid by the hour, or do you get a commission for
each sucker you reel in?
janechua29: nah
janechua29: hahaha
valis2001us: are you a bot?
janechua29: cool darling
janechua29: youre so hot
valis2001us: can I cut off your head and bury you in the desert?
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: why so tempremental
valis2001us: I want to take all your Grateful Dead memorabilia and
sell it on e-bay
janechua29: you need some luvin to cool you down i guess
janechua29: and you need this..................
valis2001us: I want money. all that I can get
janechua29: Come here you. Come on. Closer. Closer.
valis2001us: money money money
valis2001us: it's better than sex.
janechua29: thats what you need
valis2001us: Cash, checks, stocks, bonds....
janechua29: "money is the root of Evils"
valis2001us: the root of all Elvis?
janechua29: yes
valis2001us: Elvis called his root "little Elvis," did you know that?
janechua29: hahaha
janechua29: yeah
janechua29: Dang baby! Would you like some fries with that shake?
valis2001us: great.  can I hack into your bank account, will you tell me how?
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: i dont have bank but i have an account
valis2001us: well, we are all accountable to our maker in the final
analysis. who made you?
janechua29: my parents made me
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: and you?
valis2001us: Can you pass the Turing Test?
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: youre so serious
janechua29: thats bad
janechua29: doctor will make more money for that
janechua29: Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?
valis2001us: It must be you, the window is open here, and it's not hot
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: you know something?
valis2001us: some of this and that
janechua29:
janechua29: you wanna know?
valis2001us: I think a little tiny corner of my brain is a little curious
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: so what you up there?
valis2001us: composing. Do you want to hear some of my music?
janechua29: sure
valis2001us: I'm not sure how to instant message attachments. Do you know?
janechua29:
janechua29: click at the send file above
janechua29: are you a composer?
valis2001us: i am a songwriter of sorts.
janechua29: awesome
You have sent 1 file to janechua29.
I Licked Her Arm.mp3

janechua29: what type of song you write
valis2001us: rock songs nobody wants to listen to.  What time is it
where you are at?
janechua29: 5:15 Pm saturday
valis2001us: so you are in singapore perhaps?
janechua29: em now listening to your song
janechua29: i'm in malaysia at this monet
janechua29: moment
valis2001us: you'll be sorry
janechua29: who sang?
valis2001us: is that where you are usually at?
janechua29: no
janechua29: my job is to travel
valis2001us: that is my voice
janechua29: wow is it you?
valis2001us: wow.  and out of all the people on the planet you picked
me to talk to?
janechua29:
janechua29: saw your profile at JCC site
janechua29: i love singing just for fun
valis2001us: JCC? I don't remember what that is
valis2001us: i'm on so many things
janechua29: http://www.livebandsphp.biz/JCCMusiciansphp.html
janechua29: JCCMusiciansphp
janechua29: youre member there i think
janechua29: thats where i saw your profile
valis2001us: it looks like you are
janechua29: which one?
janechua29: that link is mine
janechua29: myself
valis2001us: right. you say you sing for fun,but it looks like this is
a musical site?
janechua29: yes it is
valis2001us: I'm just drawing a blank here, I don't remember signing
up for this one. I'm on myspace, and soundclick, and musicforte, and
some others...
janechua29:
valis2001us: but I don't remember jcc at all
janechua29: yes you are matt
janechua29: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com
valis2001us: you are from the phillipines?
janechua29: am i right?
janechua29: yes
valis2001us: that is my e-mail address.  Hey but I'm not kidding when
I say I'm nothing special to look at, did I put up a picture of
somebody else by accident?
janechua29: hahaha
janechua29: dont know where we met
janechua29: are you from hi5
valis2001us: Do you know Leo Flores by any chance?
janechua29: i'm not sure
valis2001us: You really travel and book bands and stuff?
janechua29: yes
janechua29: i managed bands
janechua29: and book them oversea
valis2001us: that seems like very interesting work.
janechua29: yes
janechua29: but to travel is really boring and tiring job
valis2001us: But you must be bored to talk to me.
janechua29: no
janechua29: nice
janechua29: challenging
janechua29: hahahaha
valis2001us: Are those really your pictures? You are beautiful!
janechua29: oh thank you
janechua29: but it is me in real
janechua29:
janechua29: i was a lso a band vocalist 6 yrs back
janechua29: but now i started my own biz
valis2001us: wow. excellent!  I thought when I got your message that
it was just spam. that is why I was rude. I'm glad you stuck around.
janechua29: since 1999
janechua29: hahahah
janechua29: i'm cool
valis2001us: How is it going, are you getting by?
janechua29: np
valis2001us: you are very cool!
janechua29: have to
janechua29: making transaction to diff countries is really heck
janechua29: so ive got used to
janechua29: hahahaha
janechua29: and it is nice to talk to you anyway
janechua29: although ive got some spanking at first
janechua29: hahaha
valis2001us: Since you are in the music business, I'd like to know
what you think of this. I only play bass on it. somebody else wrote it
and sang it.
janechua29: ok
valis2001us: Now are you trying to get me to talk sexy to you again?
janechua29: not anymore
janechua29: hahahaha
You have sent 1 file to janechua29.
DaggersInYourEyesFinal.mp3

valis2001us: ah, I missed by chance by being a smart ass. oh well, just as well.
janechua29:
valis2001us: Is there some way I can listen to the bands that you
represent?  Do you do business in this part of the world?
janechua29: yes i do
valis2001us: really?! I'm on the west coast of the US. Near seattle.
Do you ever get out here?
janechua29: oh no sorry
janechua29: not that aprt of the world
janechua29:
janechua29: part
valis2001us: where did you think I was?
janechua29: em listening to your song
janechua29: well,let me check your profile again
janechua29: hahaha
janechua29: anyway, where you at dear?
valis2001us: I thought it was an accident that I heard from you, but
it turns out to be a happy accident, at least for me.
janechua29: really
valis2001us: I live about 40 miles south of Seattle, Washington, USA.
I am currently spending quite a bit of time at my father's house in
Wenatchee (120 miles east of Seattle). He is ill
janechua29: ok
janechua29: nice music
valis2001us: I see that you " RECRUIT AND SUPPLY BANDS TO:
UAE,INDIA,BURMA,THAILAND,INDONISIA,KOREA,CHINA,JAPAN AND MALAYSIA" I
have a friend who lives in UAE. He is not crazy about living there.
valis2001us: I am very excited about doing music with these guys. It's
the first song we've finished. It's amazing what you can do in a
living room with a computer now. To my ears it sounds like it could
have come out of a studio
janechua29: very nice music
janechua29: do you plan to do more?
valis2001us: I asked if you knew Leo Flores because he claims he helps
manage Kitchie Nadal and
Barbie Almabis and Aliya Parcs - I don't know if I believe him!
valis2001us: We have some more stuff in progess now... my hope is that
we can just keep coming out with the stuff...
janechua29: Leo Flores?
janechua29: from where?
valis2001us: this is what he says about himself: Hello Everyone,

My name is Leo Flores from Manila, Philippines. I am working to market
to the international community the beautiful and talented singer named
Aliya Parcs. To know more about her please checkout her Yahoo Group.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Aliya_Parcs_Rulz/

I would be willing to arrange for her to sing and interpret the songs
you will compose. Hope to see you on her Yahoo Group. Thanks.

Leo Flores
Manager
Flores Consulting


valis2001us: and also this:
valis2001us: I used to live and work in the United States and does
travel to and fro the US. My last employment is with
Enron. Since everything should be based on trust, you
can call the toll free number of Enron and my complete
name is Leoncio Flores. You can verify the
authenticity of my identity.

I used to live in Detroit, San Francisco and last in
Houston. I'm an IT Project Manager.

I'm really interested in marketing Aliya in the
international market though she might not become
popular in the United States, her exposure there will
be lloked upon in the Philippines as an achievement
for the Filipino people.

Say for example Jasmine Trias, she finished third in
American Idol last year and though she lives in Hawaii
and has Filipino bloodline, it made the country proud.



valis2001us: That is what I plan for Aliya. Even if she just makes
some Gigs in some popular local clubs or bars in your
city, it could be something that we can say in the
Philippines as an achievement. Your country is the
standard bar for performers.

By the way American songs in the Philippines are big
hots all the time. So when someday Aliya can
collaborate with song writers in the US, your songs
could be played overseas as well as there. We plan to
have Aliya sing to the Filipino community in America
also.

Hope this could be a start of an Artistic Partnership.
Thanks and have a nice day.

Leo Flores
Manager
Flores counsulting
Mobile no. +63 916 622 9540
janechua29: do they have company name?
valis2001us: It says at the end "Leo Flores
Manager
Flores counsulting"  - it looks like he's a one person shop.  that's
why I doubt his story - these women seem well known in the
phillipines.
janechua29:
valis2001us: But you know, you are talking to me right now, and I can
see that you are for real, so maybe he is too
janechua29: we have lots of pretty and good singers fr phil
valis2001us: yes. Leo says that to make any kind of appearance in the
US is good publicity for them.  I was scouting around for places
here... but he stopped writing
janechua29: http://www.livebandsphp.biz/star_asia.html
janechua29: 1 of the bands i managed
valis2001us: Wow.  are there any mp3s on any of your bands pages?
janechua29: i dont put
janechua29: i only put their live demo
valis2001us: Well I hope to hear some of them some day. Maybe on the
radio!  There is a very large asian population on the West Coast.
Increasingly media from their home cultures is available here.
janechua29: really
janechua29: great
janechua29: what time is it with you hun?
valis2001us: for example:  ---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Monica MoniBee Busby <monibee@thebuzzinbee.com>
Date: Aug 16, 2005 11:34 AM
Subject: [artistlivingroom] RE: Pacific Media Expo - September 3-5, 2005
To: artistlivingroom@yahoogroups.com

Thought you guys may be interested in this.

The Crossroads of Asian Pop Culture

Pacific Media Expo (PMX) is a new generation of convention for a new
generation of fans! PMX brings the cutting edge of Asian entertainment to
America, whether it is the newest anime from Japan, the hottest bands from
the Pacific Rim, or the most creative fusion of sports and martial arts in
Hong Kong history. PMX seeks to create an entertainment community for
artists, industry, and their fans

September 3 - 5, 2005
Long Beach Convention Center
300
valis2001us: It is 2:50 in the morning, friday night / saturday
morning. I was about to go get some sleep when I got your message
janechua29: sorry for taking your time
valis2001us: OH no, this is much funner than sleeping.  much better
valis2001us: I also heard this story not so long
ago:http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4751394

Pop Music
MTV Promotes Asian Pop Music in U.S.

Listen to this story... by Laura Sydell

Morning Edition, July 13, 2005 · MTV launches three Asian pop music
channels aimed at U.S. Asians and South Asians. The U.S. music
industry is increasingly promoting Asian musicians to young Asian
Americans. And Asian American kids are turning on their non-Asian
friends to the music.
valis2001us: I don't want to get too political, but I think the US is
in a period of decline.  Things are very vibrant in Korea,
Phillipines, etc and smart people (like me!) are interested in what's
going on in those places...
janechua29:
janechua29: how old are you dear?
valis2001us: music, industry, technology - I try to keep up.  However,
I am limited to one language.  I'm not proud of that
janechua29: sorry for asking
valis2001us: It's ok.  I'm 49
janechua29: ok
valis2001us: I have seen better days! not quite ready for the bone
yard, but almost. and you?
janechua29: i'm 29
valis2001us: ah. as in Jane Chua "29."  Young enough to be my daughter.  sad.
janechua29: dont say that
janechua29: gae doesnt matter
janechua29:
janechua29: age
valis2001us: Yes, look how spry your dancing grannies are on your JCC
page!  they are hopping all over the place
janechua29: hahaha
valis2001us: Well, Jane, it does appear that perhaps you instant
messaged me by accident, but now I feel that you are my friend.  Is
there anything I can do for you?  You are striking out on an
independent course. I really admire that.  Will we chat again, or is
this one of those ships passing in the night kind of things?
janechua29:
janechua29: can i add you to my friends list?
janechua29: valis or matt?
valis2001us: Oh yes, please do
Josephine Chua: tnx
valis2001us: My name is Matt. I really have to change that yahoo identity
Josephine Chua: np
Josephine Chua: glad to chat with you matt
Josephine Chua: and nice meeting you
valis2001us: Your yahoo profile says your name is  Josephine?
Josephine Chua: thats my real name
Josephine Chua: jane is my nickname
valis2001us: very pretty. Nice picture on your yahoo page.
Josephine Chua: thnx
valis2001us: OK, it looks like maybe you're trying to wrap up this
conversation - mail me any time, perhaps we can help each other reach
our goals!
Josephine Chua: sure
Josephine Chua: and hope next time we chat you alrdy got your real photo
valis2001us: I will try to find a good one!
Josephine Chua: np
Josephine Chua: tnx
valis2001us: and thank you!
Josephine Chua: thnx too
Josephine Chua:




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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: I saw a poster downtown for your organization

 

In general, it's probably better to NOT put the totallyawesome email address out all over the place if you don't want people to use it.

I was under the misapprehension you were looking for new people because of what it says on the facebook page (another location where you use the totally awesome email address, btw):  "New Beat needs more members! If you are interested, please email us at totallyawesome@umich.edu!"

But my mistake, I didn't realize that your most "Recent News" update was April 14, 2009. My bad, I guess.

I am not a student; if you're only interested in attacting student involvement, maybe you should keep that in mind when you post things in downtown Ann Arbor which is occassionally frequented by people other than U of M students, at least it was last time I looked. 

However, if the Battle fo the Bands is open to non-student bands, I invite the 40 people on this list to assess and enjoy one of my songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWHfbryRIqE

Thank you for your consideration.

On Tue, Nov 15, 2011 at 11:34 AM, Adrienne Dusky <amdusky@umich.edu> wrote:
Hi Matt, 

If you want to contact the group, please reach me directly as totallyawesome is sent out to over 40 people's inboxes. 

I am the president of the student organization and we have no need for volunteers as we have 40 members in this popular group. If you are a student at the university you are welcome to join our group and get involved in concert planning. Just send me your uniqname and I'll have it added to the totallyawesome list serve. 

Thanks for your interest, I encourage your band to send a submission for our battle of the bands. Please send some tracks to nbh.battle@aol.com


Adrienne

On Nov 15, 2011, at 10:41 AM, matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:

At first I thought "New Beat Happening" was a band, pretty funny. The old Beat Happening's first gig was opening for my band, Wimps, at our first gig and I have the proof:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1310467955869&set=o.80967894473&type=3&theater

Anyway, it seems you are looking for volunteers, if you don't mind having an Abe Simpson-like geezer hanging around, I'm interested.

I rather get the impression (after having two completely innocuous posts on the facebook page deleted) that you are in fact not interested in this, but I thought I would give it one more shot.



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