I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Willie Sighting

When I was in Austin last week I saw Willie Nelson waiting for the
bus. Man, he looked terrible, about 150 years old.

Actually, I saw him more than once. I saw him all over town.
Sometimes in more than one place at the same time.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Fwd: An Incoherent Threat

horizontally, face down?

On Apr 6, 2005 9:53 AM, PaSibley@PityDaFool.Com wrote:
> From the XYZ intranet:
> Quality Quote of the Month
> If you're not serving the customer, you'd better be serving someone who is -
> Albrecht and Zemke

Monday, April 04, 2005

Language Watch

In a presentation at the ARSC conference that I just returned from.
One presenter pressed ahead with his findings before he was fully
ready, because he felt his process is revolutionary and necessary. He
concluded:

"I apologize that my presentation was so disjointed, but I've been
going like a horse afire!"

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Famed Attorney Johnnie Cochran, 67, Dies

Cockran at least did some good in his life, unlike Dubya. Oh wait,
Dubya did some good blow in his life, you have to give him that.

* Famed Attorney Johnnie Cochran, 67, Dies *

Best known for representing O.J. Simpson, Cochran for years represented
victims of police brutality and government oppression. In 1997 he won the
freedom of Black Panther leader Geronimo ji Jaga Pratt who spent 27 years in
jail for a crime he did not commit.

Listen/Watch/Read
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/30/1544254