I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Eminem Cancels European Tour

I ADORE all those headlines. That's fuckin entertainment! An exercise for the imagination. Since I don't know most of the "artists" mentioned, I don't know where the rapper/ band name ends and the rest of the sentence begins.

"311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera"
That is right.

"Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers"
Ooh! Wonder what risky thing they're doing to eliminate outdated gender roles! Betcha they're going to forfeit all the advantages traditionally associated with being a womyn!

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'
Make that 72-point type! Right up there with "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor!"

"New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least"
Lord, stop my tears!

On 8/19/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
I was so ashamed to be caught out in peddling days old celebrity
gossip that I subscribed to MTVs news list so I could get the latest
and greatest as it happens.

Of course, you never really get the real news when it happens.  When
Courtney ODs at a party, she was "having a fainting spell."

When Kurt Cobain attempted suicide a couple weeks before his
successful attempt, they blamed it on flu medication and a prim little
glass of wine (I think he was in Rome at the time).

Armed as we are with the Bizarro-Ultrazine-Bullshit-
Detector, I predict it's just a matter of time before we get the real
story about whats up with this vile creep.  Let's just hope it's
terminal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com>
Date: Aug 17, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject: Eminem Cancels European Tour
To: Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>



  TOP STORIES FOR 8.17.2005


Eminem Cancels European Tour Due To Exhaustion

Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has
canceled his European tour dates. The shows are not expected to be
rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label
late Tuesday.

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Ciara, Avril Lavigne, Gorillaz & More

For 'Virgin' Leading Man Steve Carell, First Time's A Charm

Madonna Injured In Horseback-Riding Accident

Bored With Sleeping In Pools Of Money, Fall Out Boy Plot Secret Tour

Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'

311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera

Labels Fighting Over Music Pitbull Made When He Was A Puppy

Single Mother Of Five Takes On RIAA In Downloading Case

Dropping Daylight: Music-School Dropouts Who Insist Keyboards Rock

Alicia Keys Targeting Film Assassin Role Alongside Affleck

Relient K Kind Of Like Getting Flipped The Bird

New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least

Elliott Smith, Polyphonics Bring Balance To 'Thumbsucker' Soundtrack

'Sin City' Co-Directors Working On Sequels, Eyeing A Tarantino Replacement


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Friday, August 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [anti_pop_punk_community] settle this argument please!!

A very clever way to promote a band, you are to be commended for your
devious and clever tactics.

How would you catagorize this music:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Is it clever folk pop? Weird new Americana? Lame ass shit?

No clever stealth marketing here folks, that's MY MUSIC I'm talking about at

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Let me repeat:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

and again:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

one final time:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Bureaucratica: New Music for Old People

On 8/19/05, rockinfingers23 <rockinfingers23@yahoo.com> wrote:
> My friend and I were having an argument over what genre this band is.
> He says punk and say rock!! It got pretty bad. The band is called The
> Casanovas from Australia. My friend works at Universal so that's where
> he heard them and shared their music with me. I think he's wrong about
> them being punk. I think they remind me of Jet or AC/DC but I'll let
> the public decide....
> Here's a link to their myspace page:
> http://www.myspace.com/thecasanovas
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Eminem Cancels European Tour

I was so ashamed to be caught out in peddling days old celebrity
gossip that I subscribed to MTVs news list so I could get the latest
and greatest as it happens.

Of course, you never really get the real news when it happens. When
Courtney ODs at a party, she was "having a fainting spell."

When Kurt Cobain attempted suicide a couple weeks before his
successful attempt, they blamed it on flu medication and a prim little
glass of wine (I think he was in Rome at the time).

Armed as we are with the Bizarro-Ultrazine-Bullshit-
Detector, I predict it's just a matter of time before we get the real
story about whats up with this vile creep. Let's just hope it's
terminal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com>
Date: Aug 17, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject: Eminem Cancels European Tour
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

TOP STORIES FOR 8.17.2005

Eminem Cancels European Tour Due To Exhaustion

Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has
canceled his European tour dates. The shows are not expected to be
rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label
late Tuesday.

More

Gangbangers Lend A Hand On Kanye West's 'Jesus Walks': VMAs Behind The Camera

Judge Reduces Murder Charges Against Cassidy, Sets Bail at $2.5 Million

Notorious B.I.G.'s Family Seeks $2 Million In Legal Fees

For The Record: Quick News On Phil Anselmo, Good Charlotte, Ludacris,
Ciara, Avril Lavigne, Gorillaz & More

For 'Virgin' Leading Man Steve Carell, First Time's A Charm

Madonna Injured In Horseback-Riding Accident

Bored With Sleeping In Pools Of Money, Fall Out Boy Plot Secret Tour

Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'

311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera

Labels Fighting Over Music Pitbull Made When He Was A Puppy

Single Mother Of Five Takes On RIAA In Downloading Case

Dropping Daylight: Music-School Dropouts Who Insist Keyboards Rock

Alicia Keys Targeting Film Assassin Role Alongside Affleck

Relient K Kind Of Like Getting Flipped The Bird

New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least

Elliott Smith, Polyphonics Bring Balance To 'Thumbsucker' Soundtrack

'Sin City' Co-Directors Working On Sequels, Eyeing A Tarantino Replacement

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fighting Evil With Evil

I presume everybody has heard of the process of Extraordinary
Rendition. This is the process through which Caligula and his gang
kidnap people (innocent or guilty) and ship them off to
torture-friendly countries where they try to extract information (that
they may or may not have) by any means necessary.

I don't have a problem with this. To make an omelette you have to
break a few eggs. Torture a few innocent people, by all means. It's
funny because I don't know them.

I think they should start a program (from which I have unconditional
immunity) through which citizens can report candidates for
Extraordinary Rendition to the government. Your neighbor's dog keeps
you awake at night, you call homeland security, your neighbor spends a
couple of weeks in an Egyptian prison getting beaten with hoses and
his nuts shocked - he will see the error of his ways.

I have a candidate for this program. As soon as they put in place, I
want the writer of this song to disappear in the middle of the night,
and be gone for a long, long time. I want him treated in such a way
that when he comes back, he will never repeat the terrorist act of
writing another song like this one.

Artist: Buddy Jewell
Song: Help Pour Out The Rain (Lacey's Song)

The moment was custom-made to order:
I was ridin' with my daughter on our way back from Monroe.
An' like children do, she started playin' twenty questions,
But I never could've guessed one would touch me to my soul.

She said: "Daddy, when we get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"Are we goin' there to visit, or are we goin' there to stay?
"Am I gonna see my Grandpa? Can I have a pair of wings?
"An' do you think that God could use another Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Well, I won't lie: I pulled that car right over,
An' I sat there on the shoulder tryin' to dry my misty eyes.
An' I whispered: "Lord, I wanna thank you for my children.
"'Cause your innocence that fills them often takes me by surprise."

Like: "Daddy, when we get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"Are we goin' there to visit, or are we goin' there to stay?
"Am I gonna see my Grandpa? Can I have a pair of wings?
"An' do you think that God could use another Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Well, I thought about it later on,
An' a smile came to my face.
An' when I tucked her in to bed,
I got down on my knees an' prayed.

Lord, when I get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"I don't wanna come to visit 'cause I'm comin' home to stay?
"An' I can't wait to see my family and meet Jesus face to face.
"An' do you think, Lord, you could use just one more Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Mmmm, can I help pour out the rain?

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Monday, August 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal halu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

profound, whether English is your first, second, or third language.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
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Date: Aug 14, 2005 1:31 AM
Subject: Kitchie Nadal halu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: kitchienadal@yahoogroups.com

keep on rooooockkk...........rock rulzzzzzzzzz..........






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