I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Breaking the silence

 

I got into a conflict with one of our resident Democratic Party explainers a few weeks ago. After he refused to apologize for calling me an alt-right and Trump supporter, i put him on moderated status.  I put through anything he posted, but apparently even this slight inhibition of his ability to slander and insult (personal attacks on other group members are one of the very few things prohibited here) because he sent me a personal email, calling me a Nazi, holding me personally responsible for decline in activity in this group (failing to see that Yahoo across the company including their groups have been in trouble for years. Furthermore,I have been so low-impact in the role I'll bet 98% of you didn't even know I'm a moderator). He even showed his political maturity by making fun of my name!  In conclusion, he said he was leaving the group. I didn't try to talk him out of it, but I did ask him for his permission in sharing his email with the group, but he declined, and I respected that.

Surely if he were still around he would have taken the following as proof that I am everything he says. So many liberals suffer from an irony deficiency that I believe in giving their diet a healthy supplement of it. I hope you find it funny, I intended it to be. And I hope you all will sign my petition.

December 28, 2016

Matt Love
845 E. Cross St.
Ypsilanti, MI 48198

Donald J. Trump
President-elect of the United States
C/O Trump Tower
725 5th Avenue
New York, NY 10022


Dear Your Excellency Mr. Trump,

My understanding is that you have been having some difficulty in getting people to perform at your inauguration, and are willing to offer ambassadorships to people willing to help out.  A most prudent course of action, and I am here to help. Please review this detailed biography of my experiences in both rock and roll, you will be assured my credentials are solid:

http://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Love/+wiki

I have dedicated this song to you in performance on two occasions, so you know my heart is in the right place:

https://soundcloud.com/the-waiters-948227981/ugly-american

I only request that you make me ambassador to Brazil in exchange for my performance. 

Oh, one final thing, I have started a petition campaign. I don't want you to be taken by surprise when you are inundated with thousands, perhaps millions of messages of support from my loyal fanbase:

http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/donald-trump-make-me?source=c.em.mt&r_by=1484841

Thank you for your time, and I'm looking forward to working with you on this campaign and others.

Sincerely yours,


Matt Love
Rawk Star

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