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Monday, August 18, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Chicken Glurge for the E-mail Forwarder's Soul

Old Barach died that young Barach might live on in history and glurge!

-Barach was a quiet man.

 

He didn't talk much.

 

He would always greet you with a big
  smile
  and a firm handshake. 
  
Even after
living in our neighborhood for over 50 years, no one could really say they
knew him very well. 


Before his
retirement, he took the bus to work each morning.

 

The lone sight of him
walking down the street often worried us. 


He had a slight
limp from a bullet wound received in WWII. 


Watching him,
we worried that although he had survived WWII, he may not make it through
our changing uptown neighborhood with its ever-increasing random violence,
gangs, and drug activity. 

 


When he saw the
flyer at our local church asking for volunteers for caring for the gardens
behind the minister's residence, he responded in his characteristically
unassuming manner.

 

 

Without fanfare, he just signed up. 

 


He was well
into his 87th year when the very thing we had always feared finally
happened. 


He was just
finishing his watering for the day when three gang members approached him.


Ignoring their attempt to intimidate him, he simply asked, "Would you like
a drink from the hose?" 

 


The tallest and
toughest-looking of the three said, "Yeah, sure," with a malevolent little
smile. 

 


As Barach offered
the hose to him, the other two grabbed Barach's arm, throwing him down.

 

 

As the hose snaked crazily over the ground, dousing everything in its way,
Barach's assailants stole his retirement watch and his wallet, and then
fled. 


Barach tried to
get himself up, but he had been thrown down on his bad leg.

 

 

He lay there
trying to gather himself as the minister came running to help him. 


Although the
minister had witnessed the attack from his window, he couldn't get there
fast enough to stop it. 


"Barach, are you
okay?

Are you hurt?"

the minister kept asking as he helped Barach to his
feet. 


Barach just
passed a hand over his brow and sighed, shaking his head.

 

"Just some Young Republican
kids. I hope they'll wise-up someday." 

 


His wet clothes
clung to his slight frame as he bent to pick up the hose.

 

 

He adjusted the
nozzle again and started to water. 

 


Confused and a
little concerned, the minister asked,

"Barach, what are you doing?"

 

 

"I've got to finish my watering.

It's been very dry lately," came the calm reply.


Satisfying
himself that Barach really was all right, the minister could only marvel.

 


Barach was a man from a different time and place.

 


A few weeks
later the three returned.

 

 

Just as before their threat was unchallenged.


Barach again offered them a drink from his
hose.

 

 


This time they
didn't rob him.

 

 

They wrenched the hose from his hand and drenched him head
to foot in the icy water. 

 

 


When they had
finished their humiliation of him, they sauntered off down the street,
throwing catcalls and curses, falling over one another laughing at the
hilarity of what they had just done. 

 

 


Barach just
watched them.

 

 

Then he turned toward the warmth giving sun, picked up his hose, and went on with his watering. 

 

 


The summer was
quickly fading into fall Barach was doing some tilling when he was startled
by the sudden approach of someone behind him.

 

 

He stumbled and fell into
some evergreen branches. 

 

 


As he struggled
to regain his footing, he turned to see the tall leader of his summer
tormentors reaching down for him.

 

 

 

He braced himself for the expected attack. 

 

 

 


"Don't worry
old man, I'm not gonna hurt you this time."


The young man
spoke softly, still offering the tattooed and scarred hand to Barach.

 

 

As he helped Barach get up, the man pulled a crumpled bag from his pocket and
handed it to Barach. 

 

 

 


"What's this?" Barach asked.

 

 

"It's your stuff," the man explained.

 

 

"It's your stuff back.
Even the money in your wallet."

 

 

"I don't understand," Barach said.

 

 "Why would you help me now?"


The man shifted
his feet, seeming embarrassed and ill at ease.

 

 

"I learned something from
you," he said.

 

 

"I ran with that gang of Young Republican thugs and hurt people like you we picked
you because you were old and we knew we could do it But every time we came
and did something to you, instead of yelling and fighting back, you tried
to give us a drink.

 

 

 

You didn't hate us for hating you.

 

 

You kept showing
love against our hate." 


He stopped for
a moment.

 

 

 

"I couldn't sleep after we stole your stuff, so here it is back."

 

 


He paused for
another awkward moment, not knowing what more there was to say.

 

"That bag's my way of saying thanks for straightening me out, I guess."

 

And with that, he walked off down the street. 


Barach looked down at the sack in his hands and gingerly opened it.

He took out his
retirement watch and put it back on his wrist.

Opening his wallet, he
checked for his wedding photo.

 

He gazed for a moment at the young bride that still smiled back at him from all those years ago.

 

 

 

He died one
cold day after Christmas that winter.

 

 

 

Many people attended his funeral in
spite of the weather.

 


In particular
the minister noticed a tall young man that he didn't know sitting quietly
in a distant corner of the church.

 

 


The minister
spoke of Barach's garden as a lesson in life.

 


In a voice made
thick with unshed tears, he said,

 

"Do your best and make your garden as beautiful as you can.

 

 

We will never forget Barach and his garden."

 

 


The following spring another flyer went up.

 

 

It read: "Person needed to care for Barach's garden."

 

 


The flyer went
unnoticed by the busy parishioners until one day when a knock was heard at
the minister's office door. 


 

 

Opening the
door, the minister saw a pair of scarred and tattooed hands holding the
flyer.

 

 

 

"I believe this is my job, if you'll have me," the young man said.

 

 

The minister
recognized him as the same young man who had returned the stolen watch and
wallet to Barach. 


 

 

He knew that
Barach's kindness had turned this man's life around.

 

 

 

As the minister handed
him the keys to the garden shed, he said,

"Yes, go take care of Barach's
garden and honor him." 


 

 

The man went to
work and, over the next several years, he tended the flowers and
vegetables just as Barach had done.


 

 

During that
time, he went to college, got married, and became a prominent member of
the community.

 

 

 

But he never forgot his promise to Barach's memory and kept the garden as beautiful as he thought Barach would have kept it. 


 

 

 

One day he
approached the new minister and told him that he couldn't care for the
garden any longer.

 

 

 

He explained with a shy and happy smile,

"My wife just
had a baby boy last night,

and she's bringing him home on Saturday." 


 

 

 

"Well, congratulations!"

said the minister, as he was handed the garden shed
keys.

 

 

"That's wonderful!

What's the baby's name?"


 

 

"Barach," he replied.


 

 

That's the
whole gospel message simply stated.

 

 

 

 

Take 60 seconds and
give this a shot!

 

 


All you do
is: 


Simply say a small prayer. 


Then sit back
and watch the power of God work in your life. 


GOOD FRIENDS
ARE LIKE ANGELS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM TO KNOW THEY ARE THERE

-Barach was a
  quiet man.

 

He didn't talk much.

 

He would always greet you with a big
  smile
  and a firm handshake. 
  
Even after
living in our neighborhood for over 50 years, no one could really say they
knew him very well. 


Before his
retirement, he took the bus to work each morning.

 

The lone sight of him
walking down the street often worried us. 


He had a slight
limp from a bullet wound received in WWII. 


Watching him,
we worried that although he had survived WWII, he may not make it through
our changing uptown neighborhood with its ever-increasing random violence,
gangs, and drug activity. 

 


When he saw the
flyer at our local church asking for volunteers for caring for the gardens
behind the minister's residence, he responded in his characteristically
unassuming manner.

 

 

Without fanfare, he just signed up. 

 


He was well
into his 87th year when the very thing we had always feared finally
happened. 


He was just
finishing his watering for the day when three gang members approached him.


Ignoring their attempt to intimidate him, he simply asked, "Would you like
a drink from the hose?" 

 


The tallest and
toughest-looking of the three said, "Yeah, sure," with a malevolent little
smile. 

 


As Barach offered
the hose to him, the other two grabbed Barach's arm, throwing him down.

 

 

As the hose snaked crazily over the ground, dousing everything in its way,
Barach's assailants stole his retirement watch and his wallet, and then
fled. 


Barach tried to
get himself up, but he had been thrown down on his bad leg.

 

 

He lay there
trying to gather himself as the minister came running to help him. 


Although the
minister had witnessed the attack from his window, he couldn't get there
fast enough to stop it. 


"Barach, are you
okay?

Are you hurt?"

the minister kept asking as he helped Barach to his
feet. 


Barach just
passed a hand over his brow and sighed, shaking his head.

 

"Just some Young Republican
kids. I hope they'll wise-up someday." 

 


His wet clothes
clung to his slight frame as he bent to pick up the hose.

 

 

He adjusted the
nozzle again and started to water. 

 


Confused and a
little concerned, the minister asked,

"Barach, what are you doing?"

 

 

"I've got to finish my watering.

It's been very dry lately," came the calm reply.


Satisfying
himself that Barach really was all right, the minister could only marvel.

 


Barach was a man from a different time and place.

 


A few weeks
later the three returned.

 

 

Just as before their threat was unchallenged.


Barach again offered them a drink from his
hose.

 

 


This time they
didn't rob him.

 

 

They wrenched the hose from his hand and drenched him head
to foot in the icy water. 

 

 


When they had
finished their humiliation of him, they sauntered off down the street,
throwing catcalls and curses, falling over one another laughing at the
hilarity of what they had just done. 

 

 


Barach just
watched them.

 

 

Then he turned toward the warmth giving sun, picked up his hose, and went on with his watering. 

 

 


The summer was
quickly fading into fall Barach was doing some tilling when he was startled
by the sudden approach of someone behind him.

 

 

He stumbled and fell into
some evergreen branches. 

 

 


As he struggled
to regain his footing, he turned to see the tall leader of his summer
tormentors reaching down for him.

 

 

 

He braced himself for the expected attack. 

 

 

 


"Don't worry
old man, I'm not gonna hurt you this time."


The young man
spoke softly, still offering the tattooed and scarred hand to Barach.

 

 

As he helped Barach get up, the man pulled a crumpled bag from his pocket and
handed it to Barach. 

 

 

 


"What's this?" Barach asked.

 

 

"It's your stuff," the man explained.

 

 

"It's your stuff back.
Even the money in your wallet."

 

 

"I don't understand," Barach said.

 

 "Why would you help me now?"


The man shifted
his feet, seeming embarrassed and ill at ease.

 

 

"I learned something from
you," he said.

 

 

"I ran with that gang of Young Republican thugs and hurt people like you we picked
you because you were old and we knew we could do it But every time we came
and did something to you, instead of yelling and fighting back, you tried
to give us a drink.

 

 

 

You didn't hate us for hating you.

 

 

You kept showing
love against our hate." 


He stopped for
a moment.

 

 

 

"I couldn't sleep after we stole your stuff, so here it is back."

 

 


He paused for
another awkward moment, not knowing what more there was to say.

 

"That bag's my way of saying thanks for straightening me out, I guess."

 

And with that, he walked off down the street. 


Barach looked down at the sack in his hands and gingerly opened it.

He took out his
retirement watch and put it back on his wrist.

Opening his wallet, he
checked for his wedding photo.

 

He gazed for a moment at the young bride that still smiled back at him from all those years ago.

 

 

 

He died one
cold day after Christmas that winter.

 

 

 

Many people attended his funeral in
spite of the weather.

 


In particular
the minister noticed a tall young man that he didn't know sitting quietly
in a distant corner of the church.

 

 


The minister
spoke of Barach's garden as a lesson in life.

 


In a voice made
thick with unshed tears, he said,

 

"Do your best and make your garden as beautiful as you can.

 

 

We will never forget Barach and his garden."

 

 


The following spring another flyer went up.

 

 

It read: "Person needed to care for Barach's garden."

 

 


The flyer went
unnoticed by the busy parishioners until one day when a knock was heard at
the minister's office door. 


 

 

Opening the
door, the minister saw a pair of scarred and tattooed hands holding the
flyer.

 

 

 

"I believe this is my job, if you'll have me," the young man said.

 

 

The minister
recognized him as the same young man who had returned the stolen watch and
wallet to Barach. 


 

 

He knew that
Barach's kindness had turned this man's life around.

 

 

 

As the minister handed
him the keys to the garden shed, he said,

"Yes, go take care of Barach's
garden and honor him." 


 

 

The man went to
work and, over the next several years, he tended the flowers and
vegetables just as Barach had done.


 

 

During that
time, he went to college, got married, and became a prominent member of
the community.

 

 

 

But he never forgot his promise to Barach's memory and kept the garden as beautiful as he thought Barach would have kept it. 


 

 

 

One day he
approached the new minister and told him that he couldn't care for the
garden any longer.

 

 

 

He explained with a shy and happy smile,

"My wife just
had a baby boy last night,

and she's bringing him home on Saturday." 


 

 

 

"Well, congratulations!"

said the minister, as he was handed the garden shed
keys.

 

 

"That's wonderful!

What's the baby's name?"


 

 

"Barach," Mohammad Hussein Obama replied.


 

That's the whole gospel message simply stated.

 

Take 60 seconds and
give this a shot!

 

 


All you do
is: 


Simply say a small prayer. 


Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life. 


GOOD FRIENDS
ARE LIKE ANGELS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM TO KNOW THEY ARE THERE



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [Rick-Reed-2009] God Is Busy & Stuf

This joke is sort of revealing about how the supporters of American Empire oppose the values of American Democracy such as free speech and tolerance, doesn't it?

The idea that it is somehow admirable for somebody to physically attack somebody for expressing ideas is rather primitive, pre-medieval, in fact, when they believed that bad ideas must be tested, and defeated by good ideas (that is why in theological debate they appointed a "devil's advocate" - somebody who would argue heresy, so that the champions of orthodoxy had ot build a winning argument to counter it.

Now, apparently, the United States is moving rapidly backwards through time; the Constitution, the Magna Carta, Habeas Corpus  - as if they never existed or have yet to come into being, we cudgel our ideological opponents like cavemen, and preen and laugh over our deficits.

Yes, here in America we no longer have ideas, only force.  We all know where this will lead, so like little children huddled in the dark, we try to bolster our courage by telling each other fairy tales like this one about the mighty warrior who who uses his fists to silence the frail, no doubt elderly (certainly on his way to extinction) man of ideas.  It's an apt metaphor for America in the time of the Caesars, is it not?

On Sun, Aug 17, 2008 at 1:29 PM, Rick REED <arexar4@yahoo.com> wrote:

GOD is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. 
 
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
 
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
 
He looked to the ceiling and flatly 'stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
 
I'll give you exactly 15 min.

The lecture room fell silent.
 
You could hear a pin drop.
 
 Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
 'Here I am God.
I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out  of his chair, went up to the professor,  and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform.
 
The professor was out cold.
 
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
 
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
 
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
 
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today  protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.
So, He sent me!!!!
 
 
THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!
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Sunday, August 17, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Obama, McCain and Brzezinski

On the Counterpunch website, Bill Blum wrote

One of Obama's chief foreign policy advisers is Zbigniew Brzezinski, a man instrumental in provoking Soviet intervention in Afghanistan in 1979, which was followed by massive US military supplies to the opposition and widespread war.

Yesterday Alexander Cockburn wrote:

Also on McCain's team are various members of the Brzezinski clan, headed by Zbigniev,

I emailed Blum, and asked:
Which is it?  Are they both true?  Good Lord, things are worse than I thought!

Blum replied:
That is weird.  I'd guess the connection to McCain is incorrect.  Brzezinski is more or less a Democrat.  Have you tried googling?  It might be one of his sons that's the base of the confusion.
Bill Blum

Today Cockburn's article was corrected to read:

McCain's chief foreign policy advisor, a rabid hawk called Randy Scheunemann, has until recently worn two hats, acting as McCain's lead foreign policy man and also as a lobbyist for Georgia. Filings by the McCain campaign and reports to the US Department of Commerce required of all lobbyists acting for foreign governments show that between Jan. 1, 2007, and May 15, 2008, the McCain campaign paid Scheunemann nearly $70,000 and, across the same period , the government of Georgia paid Scheunemann's firm,Orion Strategies, $290,000 in lobbying fees. Scheuneman has since quit the lobbying firm, a 2-man operation.

So Scheunemann indubitably had the ears of both Saakashvili and of McCain. What advice he tendered his patrons is a matter of speculation, but any advisor to McCain would certainly regard a vintage cold-war era confrontation between the United States and Russia as potentially a huge plus for McCain.  The Republican candidate certainly seized the opportunity for manly bluster about Russia's conduct.

Equally rabid is Zbigniev Brzezinski, a sometime advisor to Obama and a veteran cold warrior from the Carter presidency of the 1970s. Brzezinski has publicly boasted of his role, as President Carter's foreign policy adviser, in luring the Russians into their ill-fated intervention in Afghanistan in 1979. A year later the US boycotted the Moscow Olympics of 1980, accompanied in this gesture by China. Brzezinski, a Pole, is fanatically anti-Russian and has been thundering on the TV talk shows about the era of darkness that will descend of mankind if Russia is permitted to put Georgia in its place.

As a professional globe-spinner, Zbig is given to rhetorical sweeps, opening his 2004 book "The Grand Chessboard" with the thumping dictum that "Ever since the continents started interacting politically, some five hundred years ago, Eurasia has been the center of world power....." The key to controlling Eurasia, Brzezinski says grandly, is controlling the Central Asian Republics. This portentous nonsense goes back to the British geographer Halford John Mackinder, whose "heartland" theory was hugely influential in the first half of the twentieth century. "Who rules East Europe," Mackinder proclaimed at the time of the Versailles peace conference in 1919,  "commands the Heartland; Who rules the heartland commands the World Island; Who rules the World Island commands the World." Mackinder, like Brzezinski, was a great threat-monger about the Russians, and a big promoter of White intervention against the Bolsheviks after the 1917 Revolution. (The most readable expression of the "heartland" obsession, close relative of "the great gamne"  – is John Buchan's thriller, Greenmantle.

***

Nice to know that the same Dr. Strangelovian cold and hot war mongering fanatic isn't advising both major candidates! No, the two candidates have different Dr. Strangelovian cold and hot war mongering fanatics advising them. I'll sleep better knowing this.



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