It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] A modest proposal

 

Dear Mr. Jacobo Juarez,

I'm writing to you because you are the Red Bull contact for San Francisco. It's my understanding that the Superbowl is pretty much always held in San Francisco, so I'm contacting you.  But I'm getting ahead of myself.

I have a long and fruitful relationship with Red Bull. You may remember me from the Music Academy in Seattle in 2005 which I applied for.  Since I wasn't accepted for it, and I watched from the sidelines as my friend Lulina worked with Red Bull, maybe the fruit in the fruitful relationship was a lemon, or perhaps sour grapes, ha ha

But I'm writing now because I have a new idea. I have approached the NFL about the idea of me playing at their 2015 superbowl halftime.  I've read they want to start charging people to play, and the people they have in mind to do it (Rhianna, Katy Perry, Coldplay) aren't willing to do that, and I saw an opportunity. I've set up a kickstarter campaign: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1174250673/send-matt-to-the-superbowl

I've been thinking the NFL is kinda messed up with the wifebeating, and the head injuries, early death, etc. I think they could use a whole new image. Out with the whole thug thing, in with nice guys. Out with Bud Lite, in with Red Bull!

Maybe we, that is you and I, could partner in this, and it could end up being something bigger than both of us.  I could bring on the rock and the Red Bull from the half time stage, and you could maybe help get me there.

I hope we can put something together, and soon.

Sincerely,


Matt Love


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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Fwd: Your project has launched!

 

OK, people (and bots) get behind me on this one, it really means a lot to me

Matt "The Pope Of Pop" Love

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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] My Kickstarter campaign is finally ready...

 

What a thing of beauty. I'm going to submit it for approval to go live right now!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1174250673/1801309708?token=9dd9cd34

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      Ladies and gentlemen ... the fifth member of KISS ... Matt LOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEE!

      I like smoking guitars and many pyrotechnics ; most of which involve earplugs.

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The NFL is considering a policy of charging musicians to perform at the Superbowl half time. Help me raise money to be the chosen one!

The NFL is exploring the possibility of requesting artists they've selected to play at the Superbowl to pay a fee to perform. Since their top 3 artists (Katy Perry, Rhianna, and Coldplay) gave them a chilly reception, I am going to offer to pay them to allow me to play at the Superbowl. I think $49.95 will be enough for me to secure the position.  Since Kickstarter rounded off my amount to $49, I'll have to chip in $.95 out of my own funds, but I am willing to sacrifice for my art.

Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

The risks and challenges are many. After I play the superbowl, people like Paul McCartney and Barbara Streisand and John McCain will be wanting to hang around me all the time, offering me illegal drugs and talking me out of going to sleep at a reasonable hour and instead going to parties with Chris Christie and Jamie Foxx. However, I will work very hard to stay the same lovable, humble genius artist that I am now, even after I'm famous.

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    You get to watch me, your friend, on tv at the superbowl. it will be pretty awesome.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    We will perform Black Sabbath's Iron Man. 50% of every pledge at this level will be donated to the Black Sabbath Retirement Fund.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    You will get the above rewards, plus I will tell Bob Dylan from the stage on national television that he should go to Peru and perform in a concert there.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    I will send you a postcard from the Superbowl halftime stage! Plus the above prizes

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    I will tape over one of my vintage Murder, She Wrote VHS tapes with my performance, and you can watch it as often as you'd like

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    I will wear a t shirt that says "we are all Janay Palmer Rice"

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    I will perform a cover version of The Beakers' "Football Season Is In Full Swing" as part of our set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAjkJda03oE

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    You get both the above awards, plus a copy of my break out hit CD, Matt Love Live At O'Blerg's Pub

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    If you pledge $499 dolllars, you will be allowed to watch my entire superbowl performance from the stage! We'll set up a folding chair and a tv tray, and you'll be served a piping hot, fresh from the oven Swanson TV dinner, with your choice of beverages (Kool-Aid or Faygo) Dinner theater at its finest!

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    I will demand that the game be played according to FIFA rules, and that one of the teams in the contest be the Germany 2014 FIFA World Cup team. Let's put the football back into football! Shakira, the official songbird of all FIFA events, will sing a duet with me.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    For a donation of this size, you get the above rewards, plus you will be allowed to perform as a member of my band. Plus you will get a massage from one of the losers (Katy Perry, Rhianna, or a member of Coldplay) of the NFL's "play Superbowl 2015 halftime show" contest.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
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    I will allow Ron Rakow to sing one song

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Thursday, September 11, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: [Copyright claim] Cannot monetize video: "The Mystic Knights of the Ooga Chakka Present...."

 

Dear YouTube

Thank you for getting in touch. This is just such a great idea, I'm so enthused about it. I just wanted to pay tribute to an obscure but really good English band from the early 70s,  now in the "where are they now" file.

It's such a great idea you had to make sure they get paid a little money each time people view my video - I jjust wish I had thought of it.

Those guys are beyond old. I understand that one of them has cancer.  I just want to help them in any way I can.

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Hi matt love,

Due to a copyright claim, you are no longer monetizing the following YouTube video. It is still playable on YouTube, but the copyright owner could choose to show ads on it.

Video title: The Mystic Knights of the Ooga Chakka Present....
Copyrighted song: Iron Man
Claimed by: UMG

Why this can happen

  • Your video might contain copyrighted content.
  • A copyright claim on a video can prevent you from monetizing it.

- The YouTube Team

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Tuesday, September 09, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Please confirm

 

Please tell me that this is you, It would be so great to be insulted by a real big time creep instead of by one of the usual pissants.

Another close associate was Ron Rakow, a Hope Ranch neighbour and fellow Scientologist. FBI agents recently searched Rakow's home as part of their investigation of Slatkin - not the first time that Rakow has had a run-in with the law. A former road manager for the Grateful Dead, Rakow was imprisoned from 1987 to 1988 on federal fraud charges related to his role in an $80 million marketing scam. Slatkin began investing money for Rakow at this time - including $300,000 in proceeds from Rakow's scam. That money was funneled to Slatkin from Britain's Isle of Man, a well-known haven for shady financial dealings.

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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] sound alike songs II

 

You guys ought to play Robin Thicke's "Blurred LInes" and Marvin
Gaye's "Got to Give it Up."

I've never heard either song, but if Marvin Gaye's children say they
sound similar, that's good enough for me.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/marvin-gayes-children-use-audio-731178?facebook_20140908

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Monday, September 08, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: Looking...

 

Hey, Ron, thanks for contacting me, I think you are just exactly the
sort of degenerate that I'm looking for. Are you are you not a woman?
It' ok if you're not, I guess, I'll make an exception for somebody as
spiteful and hostile as you.

Actually, you might be a better fit in my other project, The
Lunkheads. Let me know if you are also interested in that one, I can
send you some links. I'm sorry this band isn't going to be one of
those satanic metal bands, because that's probably where you really
belong, it's clearly where your heart dwells.

On Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 10:59 AM, Ron Rakow
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> You look like a child-molesting, AIDs patient. Not sure what's worse; your
> level of talent or the fact that you think you actually HAVE talent.
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