I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Stranger's Free Classified Musician Ads

Anyone remember that column in the Cooper Point Journal, years ago,
called "Thoughts n Shit?"

Matt Love wrote:

>"guitars, bass,drums/w back up vocals? Needed. i've got lyrics out the
>ass! i want folks who want to write music to them. I write stuff that
>sounds good acoustic and powered up, think godsmack, big n rich, alice
>n chains etc i'm 20 and i sing! email me powerofmusic05@hotmail.com
>[05-03-2005]
>Send an e-mail: powerofmusic05@hotmail.com"
>
>I would like to suggest that this is not the best place to get lyrics
>- or anything else, except shit or a little Lithuanian delight.
>
>I offer the following example of what happens when you get words out
>of your ass:
>
>Al Franken, in the current Seattle Weekly: "A few months ago, Rush
>was talking about the minimum wage. Conservatives like to portray it
>that no one has to raise a family on the minimum wage—the only people
>who get the minimum wage are teenagers who want to buy an iPod. So
>Rush says, "Seventy-five percent of all Americans on the minimum wage,
>my friends, are teenagers on their first job." And one of the
>researchers brings this to me, with a smile, and I say, "Well, can you
>look it up?" And they look it up. The researcher goes to something
>called the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Sixty percent of Americans on
>minimum wage are 20 and above. Forty percent, then, are either
>teenagers or below 12 [laughs]. I had several jobs as a teenager, so
>you figure, what, 13 percent might be teenagers in their first job.
>Not 75 percent. So where did Rush get his statistic? Well, he got it
>directly from his butt. It went out his butt, into his mouth, out the
>microphone, into the air, into the brains of dittoheads. And they
>believe this stuff."
>
>I should point out that John Walsh makes a good case that Franken
>talks out of his ass, too, at www.counterpunch.org, "Al Franken is a
>Big Fat Phony."
>
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Friday, May 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Stranger's Free Classified Musician Ads

"guitars, bass,drums/w back up vocals? Needed. i've got lyrics out the
ass! i want folks who want to write music to them. I write stuff that
sounds good acoustic and powered up, think godsmack, big n rich, alice
n chains etc i'm 20 and i sing! email me powerofmusic05@hotmail.com
[05-03-2005]
Send an e-mail: powerofmusic05@hotmail.com"

I would like to suggest that this is not the best place to get lyrics
- or anything else, except shit or a little Lithuanian delight.

I offer the following example of what happens when you get words out
of your ass:

Al Franken, in the current Seattle Weekly: "A few months ago, Rush
was talking about the minimum wage. Conservatives like to portray it
that no one has to raise a family on the minimum wage—the only people
who get the minimum wage are teenagers who want to buy an iPod. So
Rush says, "Seventy-five percent of all Americans on the minimum wage,
my friends, are teenagers on their first job." And one of the
researchers brings this to me, with a smile, and I say, "Well, can you
look it up?" And they look it up. The researcher goes to something
called the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Sixty percent of Americans on
minimum wage are 20 and above. Forty percent, then, are either
teenagers or below 12 [laughs]. I had several jobs as a teenager, so
you figure, what, 13 percent might be teenagers in their first job.
Not 75 percent. So where did Rush get his statistic? Well, he got it
directly from his butt. It went out his butt, into his mouth, out the
microphone, into the air, into the brains of dittoheads. And they
believe this stuff."

I should point out that John Walsh makes a good case that Franken
talks out of his ass, too, at www.counterpunch.org, "Al Franken is a
Big Fat Phony."


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Historic language alert

I haven't heard much talking today - could be the human race is
slipping into a sub-verbal condition - so I will republish a language
alert first distributed on my last birthday, Sept 10, 2004 11:41 AM
(and you don't want to wait until the last minute to decide what to
get me for my next birthday. Check out my Amazon Wish List at
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/1LV58J3FDRHPC/ref=cm_aya_wl/102-0877241-6345711)

A commentator on Democracy Now, incensed over election issues in Florida:

"This shenanigrous behavior must stop!"

A woman (convicted felon) on Weekday this morning wanted to have his
voting rights

"reinstored"

CPB Exerting Political Pressure on Public Television

The NYTimes piece said that NPR is not experiencing the same pressure
as PBS, because they have a greater degree of autonomy due to the huge
endowment from Joan Kroc. But I think a plausible alternative theory
is that they have already given in to conservative bias.

I got the following reply from Palast's people when I asked them if
his treatment at KUOW had changed:

Hi Matt,
NPR have been really bad and utterly gutless. Several times we've had
what appear to be enthusiastic producers wanting Greg on the air only
to cancel after having a brief pre-interview chat with him.
Go figure...
Regards,
LENI

Which didn't really answer the question, I asked, but they are busy,
out doing real journalism. I enjoy his e-mail updates, I'm getting
news I don't get from the government propaganda outfit. And speaking
of which, Chomsky mentioned several events that I never heard about on
NPR, how about you folks?

I have not heard back from the Nader people yet.

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From: FAIR <fair@fair.org>
Date: May 5, 2005 10:24 AM
Subject: CPB Exerting Political Pressure on Public Television
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

FAIR-L
Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting
Media analysis, critiques and activism

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2508

ACTION ALERT:
CPB Exerting Political Pressure on Public Television
Chair cites dubious evidence of public television's "liberal bias"

May 5, 2005

A front-page New York Times story (5/2/05) added to mounting evidence that
the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) under chair Kenneth
Tomlinson is pressuring public television officials to produce more
conservative programming, and to rein in shows it perceives as liberal.

"The Republican chairman of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is
aggressively pressing public television to correct what he and other
conservatives consider liberal bias," reported the Times, adding that CPB
pressure has prompted "some public broadcasting leaders-- including the
chief executive of PBS-- to object that his actions pose a threat to
editorial independence." An unnamed senior FCC official used even starker
terms, telling the Washington Post (4/22/05) that the CPB under Tomlinson
"is engaged in a systematic effort not just to sanitize the truth, but to
impose a right-wing agenda on PBS. It's almost like a right-wing coup. It
appears to be orchestrated."

As a private, non-profit institution, the CPB is tasked by Congress to
distribute funds to public broadcasters with a view toward balance.
Although it was intended to shield public broadcasting from political
influence, the CPB has long since become a mechanism for transmitting
Congress' ideological desires to public broadcasters.

Tomlinson says the CPB is only trying to rectify liberal bias in public
television-- a dubious role for an official tasked with shielding public
broadcasters from prevailing political winds. But Tomlinson has presented
little evidence of any pervasive left-wing bias in public broadcasting; in
fact, his only specific criticisms seem to be aimed at the program Now,
which was, until recently, hosted by Bill Moyers.

Tomlinson was instrumental in the development and funding of the Journal
Editorial Report, a program that features the Wall Street Journal's
hard-right editorial board and was supposed to be a "balance" to Now
(although unlike the Editorial Report, Now frequently had guests whose
views differed from those of the show's producers). The CPB's ideological
influence has grown as it has become increasingly staffed by White
House-friendly board members and officials. In addition to Tomlinson,
major Republican Party donors Cheryl Halpern and Gay Hart Gaines were
added to the board in 2003. Earlier this year Ken Ferree, a former aide to
FCC chair Michael Powell, was made both chief operating officer and
interim president of the CPB.

If Tomlinson and his CPB colleagues are doling out public broadcasting
funds based on the premise that PBS's left-wing slant must be corrected,
then they should first be required to show the public that such a bias
exists. Contrary to those familiar charges, a 1999 FAIR study found that
the news and public affairs programming available on PBS affiliates
displayed an elite, pro-business slant. The FAIR survey examined the
regular public affairs programming-- news, talk/interview, business and
documentary-- during a two-week period in late 1998. The findings
indicated that PBS shows often mirrored the narrow range of debate
available in the mainstream media:

-- Government officials (50 percent), professionals (31 percent --
overwhelmingly journalists) and corporate /Wall Street representatives (11
percent) dominated the debate over domestic politics, leaving little room
for consumer advocates or public interest voices.

--Only 22 percent of the sources were women;

--On economic stories, corporate/Wall Street sources dominated (75
percent), with labor unions rarely being heard (1.5 percent of sources).
Not a single representative of organized labor appeared in discussions of
corporate mergers or of layoffs.

If the CPB is truly interested in "balance" on PBS, they might want to
investigate why so many affiliates regularly air business and investment
programs (Nightly Business Report, CEO Exchange, Wall Street Week With
Fortune), some of which are distributed by PBS, but have no shows devoted
to labor or consumer rights. They might ask why PBS stations have long
featured talkshows hosted by conservatives (McLaughlin Group, Think Tank
with Ben Wattenberg, Tony Brown's Journal) but none hosted by
progressives. (The Tavis Smiley Show, arguably the closest thing to a
progressive talkshow on public TV, mostly interviews actors, musicians and
other cultural figures.)

PBS has also demonstrated a curious double-standard when it comes to
policing conflicts of interest. In 1993, PBS distributed The Prize: The
Epic Quest for Oil, Money and Power, a documentary series funded by
PaineWebber, a company with significant oil interests; almost every expert
featured was a defender of the oil industry. PBS carried Living Against
the Odds, a 1991 special on "risk assessment" funded by the oil company
Chevron that asserted, "We have to stop pointing the finger at industry
for every environmental hazard." In 2002, PBS distributed Commanding
Heights: The Battle for the World Economy, a look at globalization funded
by global corporate entities like BP, FedEx and Enron.

Yet PBS has rejected documentaries dealing with labor issues-- even
historical features dealing with 19th century labor struggles-- because
they received funding from labor unions. Defending Our Lives, a film
about domestic violence, was rejected in 1993 because one of its producers
was the leader of a battered women's support group. In 1997, Out at Work,
a film about workplace discrimination against gays and lesbians, was
rejected because it was partially funded by unions and a lesbian group.

The whole point of public broadcasting is to be an alternative to
commercial media outlets-- in part by creating a platform for dissenting,
marginalized and controversial views that for-profit networks won't air.
To try and apply Republican appointees' notions of "balance" to every PBS
or NPR program, as the CPB has suggested, would almost certainly stifle
those voices.

The CPB has recently appointed two ombudsmen to, as NPR reported
(4/28/05), "review the journalism that airs on PBS and NPR member
stations, along with programs from other public broadcasters such as
Pacifica Radio and Minnesota Public Radio."

Given the current partisan make-up of the CPB, this arrangement could
serve as a cover to de-fund programming that Republican members of the CPB
find objectionable, and to promote and enhance funding for shows that
serve and promote conservative interests.

ACTION:
Let the CPB know that it is the left and not the right that has been
traditionally excluded from public broadcasting. Remind them that public
broadcasting is supposed to serve as a platform for dissenting and
controversial views-- not simply another forum for conservative and
corporate voices.

CONTACT:
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Phone Numbers:
202-879-9600
800-272-2190

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[songwriters and poets] Re: The Brook: You read the poem, now hear the song!

Joe Swordfish received some feedback on The Brook (posted at
www.soundclick.com/SongPoet)

I'm not sure what '"isDanteisnotDante." ...LOL!' menas, but I'm sure
that Joe was pleased with "Cool stuff" (that one would look good in
the ads in the music magazines (though she came back an hour later
with "Now DUCK!" which confuses me - perhaps she would like some duck
calls mixed into the birdsong? In fact, I help make that happen. I
need to find a poem about ducks or ducking and send it to Joe - I'm
sure he'll be responsive, he usually does whatever I suggest.

"The music isn't bad..." the kind of press the Rolling Stones have
been longing for, lo these last 25 years or so. But then he has to go
and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "the processing on
the vocals makes them impossible to understand."

Joe said that at first he was like totally pissed off, but then he
went back and listened to it again, and he have to admit that Eorthman
was right! So he said that after that, he was really pissed off,
because he sent this to some friends to listen to before he posted it,
and did he hear a word about it being hard to understand? Of course
not! Sheesh, and they call themselves friends?!? So Joe had to eat
crow and pretend to be all humble and shit.

--- In songwritersandpoets@yahoogroups.com, anns_rose
<no_reply@y...> wrote:
Any moment now, we have the answer to the musical question:
"isDanteisnotDante." ...LOL!

Cool stuff, Joe.

anns_rose <no_reply@yahoogroups.com> to songwritersand.
More options 12:19 pm (2½ hours ago)

Now DUCK!

On 5/4/05, eorthman <no_reply@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
> The music isn't bad, but the processing on the vocals makes them impossible to
> understand. What's the good of setting a poem to music if the words to the poem are
> converted into electronic noise?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Joe Swordfish <jswordfish@gmail.com>
Date: May 4, 2005 3:31 PM
Subject: Re: [songwriters and poets] Re: The Brook: You read the poem,
now hear the song!
To: songwritersandpoets@yahoogroups.com

I'm working on it.... prior to vocoderization of my vocal part, it was
understandable but even worse acoustic noise.

Another songwriter list I just joined seems to have vocalists
littering the premises... surely one of the 2910 members on this list
could be a singer who would like to join Kameshwar and me playing to
appreciative audiences in casinos and half-way houses across the
country? Or at least sing on a recording?

and Joe's favorite post and his reply:

On 5/4/05, byrdbrane2 <no_reply@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
>
> If you touch any of my shit without my permission I'll sue you straight into a halfway house, motherfucker.

I can't blame a man on that, you wrote the damn shit.

But consider, song sharks offer this kind of service for hundreds of
dollars, I'm doing it for free. I am working on a way to entirely
automate the process, so that people can generate musical
accompaniment to their poems with the push of a button. After that,
automatic computer generated music videos. Everybody will be able to
turn their personal computer into their own personal 24/7 music
channel. Everybody broadcasting, nobody listening. My God, it will be
beautiful.

But don't worry, Byrdbrane, your poems are safe from molestation. They
are too long.

[iChat] As we suspected all along

Well, duh!

They may SUSPECT this is true now, but they KNEW it was true 18 months
ago when they were twice as smart. 18 months from now, they will be
on the street with a tin cup, but fortunately they will be so stupid
they won't care - they'll think they have jobs, and they'll be voting
Republican. That's how it goes.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Darci Chapman Hanning <darcilee@u.washington.edu>
Date: May 5, 2005 7:51 AM
Subject: [iChat] As we suspected all along
To: ichat@u.washington.edu

"Data from the library job market and mounting anecdotal evidence show
that there is cause for alarm. The number of full-time, professional
positions in libraries is dwindling, salaries continue to be
depressed, more entry-level positions are being liquidated or
"deprofessionalized," and qualified job seekers are having trouble
securing work. Meanwhile, an industrywide MLS recruitment drive is in
full swing, ensuring another large crop of graduates will be spilled
out into the job market each year. Even with this bumper crop of new
professionals, library administrators complain about the lack of
qualified applicants for available positions."

Full article: http://www.libraryjournal.com/article/CA527965

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[PlansFromOuterSpace] Find A Grave's John 'Bunny' Breckenridge entry

I am pleased that my "Plans From Outer Space" group has been active
lately, with some actual information being shared. I hope more people
will subscribe; if I can become a respected figure in
PlansFromOuterSpacology, perhaps those Koreans that have filmed "Plan
17 From Outer Space" and "Plan 19 From Outer Space" will send me
copies. So please join my group!

PlansFromOuterSpace-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tor Groupies <torgroupies@yahoo.com>
Date: May 3, 2005 9:40 AM
Subject: [PlansFromOuterSpace] Find A Grave's John 'Bunny' Breckenridge entry

Dear Mr. Smith;

Thank you for giving me the truth in the matter.

There is a lot of homophobia today and more so a few decades back.

Maybe I'll even leave some virtual flowers on Bunny's grave.

Best Wishes

Kyle Brinkmann

Adrian Smith <trouserpressbaby@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

--- Michael Wilk <gloomman96@hotmail.com> wrote:

---------------------------------
John "Bunny" Breckinridge didnt sexually abuse young
boys. He was
looking after two teenaged boys, the sons of some
floozy. I think the
story goes that "Bunny" took them to a gay bar (!),
one of the boys
propositioned an undercover cop, and "Bunny" went to a
correctional
facility, where he became known as "Queen of the
Laundry". The story
is in Rudolph Grey's book "Nightmare of Ecstasy", upon
which the Tim
Burton film "Ed Wood" was based. According to Vampira,
there was a
televised hearing of the trial, and there was "Bunny",
adjusting his
makeup!

That's a great story. I love bunny's performance in
Plan 9, and Bill Murray's take in Ed Wood. This looks
like a book I'm going to have to order some time off
Amazon marketplace. I just wish their international
postage wasn't so high!

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http://www.geocities.com/trouserpressbaby/movie_collection.html - See
my entire movie collection!

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More options May 2 (23 hours ago)

Dear Ed Wood Fans;

Today I "interred" John "Bunny" Breckenridge on the Find A Grave
website (www.findagrave.com).

Breckenridge is best remembered for portraying the alien ruler in Ed
Wood's 1959 "Plan Nine From Outer Space".

Due to Breckenridge's checkered past including being convicted of sex
offenses involving young boys I really only did this for Ed Wood's
fans. I kind of find it hard to think we should honor or even remember
those who abuse children.

Also if anyon has any information on where Valda Hansen was buried I
would appreciate being forwarded that information.

Tor Groupies
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Kyle Brinkmann

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Language Watch: The Downward Spiral

As you folks know, I have been using deterioration of language skills
to track the speed at which human intellectual capacity diminishes.
What started out as a snarky satire on insufficient and unnecessary
ideas I was exposed to in the MLIS program at the U of W have for me
become a serious theory, one that is supported by evidence as
powerfully as the theory of global warming. I am concerned that the
rate of deterioration is compounding (Thank you, Sugarzareh, for
supplying examples culled from your field observations of teen
thugwads. Other readers are invited to submit theirs as well). Here
are just a few recent examples I've encountered:

Word Coinage at a recent meeting I was at:
Jane Doe: Devisory
John Doe: Insultive

[Sorry for the pseudonyms, I suspect they may be paranoid ego surfers,
and I don't need any grief over something so petty.

From a list I'm on: "I also ask for comments and except them." [Me
too, but up until now I thought I was the only one who would admit it.
Most people brag about accepting comments]

Headline in a recent Tacoma News Tribune: "Police Kill Man With
Knife" [Are the cops economizing on brutality?]

Cherif Bassiouni, on last Thursday's Democracy Now: Because they were
useful to the US after the invasion, they [Afghan warlords] "were
rewarded with impunity for their past crimes."

A huge number of examples of human idiocy from a recent press conference:

Bush: "I take him for his word"

Bush: "Natural gas can only be transported when you liquefy it. When
you put it into solid form."

Bush: "I can only speak to myself"

Reporter: "Is this what's nominating Democrats to oppose your
judicial candidates?"