I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Academia

 

It is good to know that my work is still having an impact on the field.


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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Hangout with Festus Olamide

 

Mon 5:47 pm

Festus Olamide:  Good Evening Sir

Matt Love: Same

Festus Olamide:  Can we chat on WhatsApp

Matt Love: I'm at the airport. Home tomorrow

Festus Olamide:  Wow, That's nice Sir. I've seen the airtime, I really appreciate you Sir..... Thank you so much......God is gutta also be your Shepherd and he is not gutta leave you in every moment.....he is gutta make you have great breakthrough and success on all what you lay your hands on.... So you're now planning to return home...from Sao Paulo, Brazil

Matt Love: Yes that's the plan. Get back home or die in the attempt.

Festus Olamide:  die? In what scene

Matt Love: Well, if I die it will be the final scene. At least as far as I'm concerned. But it would be a good one. Plane goes down and explodes in a fireball. The end credits roll... "The Matt Love Story" starring Matt Love as Matt Love, Directed by Matt Love, Screenplay by Matt Love from the Novel by Matt Love, Soundtrack by Matt Love. It just occurs to me... I haven't done any of this. If this happens to me, you have to make the movie. Hope I can count on you.

Festus Olamide:  Of course Dad. Nothing bad is gutta happen to you. You're gutta have a safe trip. Am gutta pray on your behalf

Matt Love: The odds are good I'll get home unscratched. But just in case

Festus Olamide:  I pray so. Alright Pa! Just believe our God is your Shepherd

Matt Love: Get this guy to play me:



Festus Olamide:  He is the Alpha and Omega, he know yesterday, today and tomorrow...... He's gutta make our tomorrow a joyous one. Get me connected to someone you trust over there. I've seen the picture... who is he and what is his name, Dad!

Matt Love: Jason Alexander

Festus Olamide:  Noted Sir

Matt Love: I'm boarding soon

Festus Olamide:  Alright Sir. Can I add him on Facebook? What's your relationship with him. Is he a brother?

Matt Love: He's an actor. Add him on Facebook. Start building the relationship now. He's a brother from another mother.

Festus Olamide:  Noted Sir

Matt Love: Good job

Festus Olamide:  Am gutta do that right away.

Matt Love: Keep up the good work. More grease to the elbow.

Festus Olamide: Yes Pa!.....I promise to do so

Matt Love: More grindstone to the nose

Festus Olamide:  What's the picture on his profile picture.

Matt Love: Not sure. Friend them all. Let God sort them out.

Festus Olamide:  Am unable identity him easily.....There're lots of Jason Alexander.

Matt Love: Trust in our lord.

Festus Olamide:  Alright Sir. And his WhatsApp number?

Matt Love: I will find it tomorrow.

Festus Olamide:  Alright Sir. Maybe that one might be so easy

Matt Love: If I survive

Festus Olamide:  Amen....You're gutta survive. How many hours is the journey? When and what time exactly are you flying.....

Matt Love: 11 hours. 2 parts. I'll check in with you from Atlanta

Festus Olamide:  I got to be in the presence of the Lord Almighty

Matt Love: 1 hour. I'm at the gate

Festus Olamide:  I got to pray for my Dad. 11 hours journey?

Matt Love: Yes. It's a long voyage

Festus Olamide:  That's a long journey. Alright Sir. Am gutta be praying for you here. Until your flight land safely and you survive, that's when am gutta be happy and be at ease.......... Currently am bothered. I really wish to see you alive. I believe we're gutta meet one day, No evil is gutta befall us before then and by then as well. I believe in God Almighty alone........He's the only mighty man

Matt Love: Learn my life story. So you can write the script: https://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Love/+wiki

Festus Olamide:  Alright Sir. Am gutta work on it

Matt Love: Great great. It will be like Hamilton. But it could be called Love. Some cranky old cracker played by a black guy. Never mind Jason Alexander, I got a better guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Festus Olamide:  Hamilton. Who is Hamilton.

Matt Love: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jR1jn8tfrLg. People paying hundreds or thousands of dollars to see Hamilton. We can cash in.

Festus Olamide:  Got it. Am gutta check the links now. I've seen your story. Am gutta study it with time

Matt Love: It's all true except the part about the seals. I only put that part in to please a friend who was dying of a brain tumor.

Festus Olamide:  Brain Tumor?

Matt Love: It was very sad; his once mediocre mind was reduced to the level of a jelly sandwich. I don't brag about my charitable works, but I did but a guitar for a lady once, and I sent you airtime. I surely have been a greater force for good than Hamilton; I've done less harm anyway, Have you studied up Hamilton yet?

Festus Olamide:  No yet Sir. Am gutta study about him tonight. I just came back from lecture room. Wow!......That's to say , you were right

Matt Love: Do so, it's the biggest thing going in the us now: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_(musical). What was I right about?

Festus Olamide:  The charitable work you've done was out of free willing and twice. It's amazing. You adopted me, cares for me, having adhere mentorship toward me, putting me on the way I've been dreaming of all my life. You're a Darling Dad. You were right telling me to learn from you. A being like you is rare. That's the reason why I like you,.....You're you and yourself... A man of freedom and loyalty. How's your trip Sir. Actually am so glad to hear from you back. Am so grateful to God for answering my prayer, keeping you safe and had journey Mercy.

Matt Love: Thank you for the vote of confidence, and don't worry about making me seem a little more interesting or virtuous than I am. They certainly did that with Hamilton. He wasn't even black, he was a slave-owner, and his advocacy for independence from England and the financial policies he advocated for were very bad for black people, and for all Poor people

Festus Olamide:  Sir! Am taking this time to thank you for all your influences in my life. Am so grateful for that.

Matt Love: I have an idea for doing a production of "springtime for Hitler" with an all Jewish cast. I got ideas. Big ideas.

Festus Olamide:  But don't give up, keep being yourself..... (That's what my mum told me when I was 17,she said I should always be myself, I shouldn't get discouraged by life because life is made up of two main elements which are good and bad.....Good and bad is everywhere, but the only prayer I do pray to God is to make good my friend......and cast bad away from my territory. Wow,  I love the productive ideas.....bring up something unique. How are we going on that. The production.

Matt Love: I could benefit from your mother's advice.

Festus Olamide:  No matter what, keep on focusing..... Don't let anything distract your vision.....and make sure you make your dreams come true (My Motivation). Success is a must for the Leaders that are hardworking.... Pa! You're a Great Leader......

Matt Love: We will make strides forward.

Tue 9:11 am

Festus Olamide:  Amen. Thanks Sir. How's your trip. Hope you're now at home

Matt Love: No I'm in Atlanta. One more short flight

Festus Olamide:  You mean US, Georgia Atlanta

Matt Love: Yes

Festus Olamide:  That's cool. So when are you heading to California...... guess you're staying in California

Matt Love: No

Festus Olamide:  So which state are you from

Matt Love: Michigan.

Tue 10:58 am

Matt Love: Landed

Festus Olamide:  Noted. Thanks to Lord Almighty for granting you journey Mercy with no scratch

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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Hangout with Lovely Priscilla

 

Thursday, November 9, 2017 5:32 PM

Lovely Priscilla: hello. how are u doing.

Matt Love: I'm good baby, I'm just walking back to my room from a
show at Casa do Mancha. it is so nice to hear from you

Lovely Priscilla: thank u

Matt Love: I have known 3 Priscillas in my life and they were all top girls

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay. has u date any of them before

Matt Love: Priscilla Sorcery, Priscilla Castro and Priscilla Dean.
What the hell? Stupid autocorrect... Not Sorcery, Dorcett

Lovely Priscilla: have I wrong u

Matt Love: She married Blair Davis... I should have dated her.

Lovely Priscilla: oh sorry

Matt Love: She was a good ol' girl, very pretty. But I couldn't date
her, she was best friends with Teresa Quirk, who was my girlfriend for
5 minutes

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: The code of the west and all, I grew up in Wenatchee.

Lovely Priscilla: I want to be your wife forever.

Matt Love: And then there was Priscilla Castro. I would have written
Brown Eyed Girl for her, but Van Morrison beat me to it.

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky. forget about them lets talk.

Matt Love: Let's get to you soon. Priscilla Castro and I even had a
waterfall. She pretended she was going to jump over it, but she only
wanted me to grab her breasts, but I was too stupid to know it. I
wrote a song about Priscilla Castro. I'll send you a link to it later
when I get back to my room.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay.

Matt Love: And then there was Priscilla Dean. She changed my life and
not in a good way I had a sense of foreboding when I saw those
pumpkins. I mean, what the fuck, did a Halloween ship capsize?

Lovely Priscilla: How many brothers and sisters do u have?

Matt Love: I am the last of my breed, it's just me and my daughter
left. She doesn't know about you. Priscilla. How old is you?

Lovely Priscilla: 32. how old are u

Matt Love: You are3 years younger than my daughter, you ok with that?

Lovely Priscilla: yes why not . how old are u

Matt Love: 61 but not a bad specimen all things considered. Do you
object to being Priscilla number 4?

Lovely Priscilla: no I want to be Priscilla number1

Matt Love: I could move you to the head of the line if you meet my criteria.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay.

Matt Love: Do you like the B-52s?

Lovely Priscilla: yes . Do you know what you want in a new partner?

Matt Love: Someone who likes the b-52s. And also Harry Chapin.

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky. I am searching for someone who shares the
following qualities with me. Thoughtful, loving, goal oriented, along
with sense of humor. I love to laugh and smile

Matt Love: I am all laughs all the time. I was sad when I was young,
but now I'm like the laughing Buddha. You know the one?

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: You won't leave me standing there with your wedding ring
in my hand? The way Priscilla Dean did? The way Corine France did?

Lovely Priscilla: yes I will not I promise with my mother's grave.

Matt Love: The ancestors... There are getting to be more of them all
the time. Is your father still with you?

Lovely Priscilla: he also passed away

Matt Love: Mine too

Lovely Priscilla: so I stay with my aunty in Ghana.

Matt Love: We are both orphans.

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

Matt Love: But it is to be expected at my age. You are so young. It
is tragic when the good die young and they are the only ones that do

Lovely Priscilla: age is just a number

Matt Love: Do you remember that song that goes "my mamma was a
prostitute, my daddy was a priest, I'm a motherfucking outlaw, a
badass jungle beast"?

Lovely Priscilla: oh sorry

Matt Love: Oh. I wrote that one.

Lovely Priscilla: okay

Matt Love: It was 78 with a bullet in Hoboken NJ in 1978

Lovely Priscilla: really

Matt Love: It kind of sums up my life. In a deeply meaningful way.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay.

Matt Love: Do you like Abba?

Lovely Priscilla: yes

Matt Love: I'm not gay or anything, but the older I get the more I
dig them. What's your last name?

Lovely Priscilla: Amofo. Do you have any woman in your mind for now?

Matt Love: Give a little time to answer. I'm drunk and I'm lost.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: I need to find my room.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: I wrote a song about this and now it has come true.

Lovely Priscilla: really can I hear the song

Matt Love: I'll send a link when I get back to my room. Do you like musicians?

Lovely Priscilla: why not

Matt Love: There is music everywhere here. Good lord, that sounds
like Pearl Jam. I didn't come all the way to Brazil to hear Eddie
Vedder. Give me Samba, or give me deaf!

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

Matt Love: One more hill to climb. Then its all downhill

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

Matt Love: I am back in my room

Lovely Priscilla: can I hear the song

Matt Love: yes baby. The Brazil of my imagination just now became
the Brazil of my reality:
https://soundcloud.com/the-waiters-948227981/ugly-american. Could you
be my Venus?

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: Here is another song about Venus, from my childhood (I
didn't write it, I just listened to it):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8C8pyuOO5U

Lovely Priscilla: thank u.

Matt Love: and here is my song about Priscilla Dean:
https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=5602479

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay sorry.

Matt Love: and here is my song about Priscilla Castro (I had my robot
sing it, it was too painful for me to sing):
https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10133954

Lovely Priscilla: okay lets talk I want to know much about u.

Matt Love: here is lots of information about me:
https://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Love/+wiki

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

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