I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Advertising Inquiry

My blog is a little odd.  Or more than a little odd. Maybe you have somebody else's blog in mind.

On Sat, Feb 23, 2008 at 2:15 PM, Polimedia - Advertising Dept. <advertising@polimedia.us> wrote:
This sounds a little odd.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Advertising Inquiry

How are these for terms:

you can put a 150x150 button, 160x600 skyscraper or 468x60 full
banner (or footer) on my blog, in perpetuity, for free.

Let me know if these terms are acceptable to you.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Advertising Inquiry

This is pretty amusing, the idea that somebody with a "doing fine" orientation would like to advertise on my blog, which is a mixture of junk and complaint.

I am going to write them and say they can place their button on my blog for free.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <advertising@polimedia.us>
Date: 23 Feb 2008 14:33:20 -0000
Subject: Advertising Inquiry
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

Hello,

We have reviewed your blogger.com blog on behalf of one of our
clients that would be interested in placing advertising with you.

Client profile :

DoingFine       (http://doingfine.org)

New project     (<1 month old)

Theme           A forum dedicated to those things that came out right

               and worked out fine.

We'd like either a 150x150 button, 160x600 skyscraper or 468x60 full
banner (or footer). Alternatively, we may be interested in text-only
advertising.

This would be a weekly, monthly or yearly arrangement. In either case
we will require a one time, one day (24 hours) free placement in order
to test the quality and quantity of traffic your website can actually
provide*. Within this interval, we will make a final determination,
based on the traffic volume, quality, and your asking price. Should
we find your terms acceptable, this trial day will count towards the
agreed interval.

Kindly let us know if you would be interested, which arrangement best
suits your editorial needs, and what rates you would like to charge.
We prefer using PayPal but may be able to accomodate alternative
payment methods.

Thank you.

*Please note that we employ software that reliably detects autoclick
and autosurf bots, pay per click and paid to surf type traffic, and
other such non-human traffic. This may be a concern for you,
especially if you are buying "bulk traffic", or employing the
services of dubious "SEO experts".

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

[CanYoAssDigIt] Waiters interview available online

Dear Friends,

The interview that my fellow Waiter, Six, and I did at the Centro Cultural in Sao Paulo is now up on the web. To listen to it, go to:

http://www.centrocultural.sp.gov.br/radio/

scroll down, and from the menu on the left of the page under"Rádio," click on "Lado C"

On the page this takes you to, The Waiters is the top item.  click on "Saiba mais"

On the page this takes you to, select one of the following:
[ windows media player ]
[ real player ]
[ quick time ] [ xmms ]

Then sit back and enjoy.  I have one regret - that the place in the interview when I said how much fun it was to work with the Causadores and Ana and Fabiola - how quickly they worked, and how endlessly creative they were - was not included in this broadcast.  Otherwise,  it's pretty much how it went down - me fumbling for words in English, with no Portuguese at all, Six sounding relaxed and confident in two languages, and Markito keeping things moving along smoothly, though he spoke little English.

Thanks to Mancha for setting this up!

PS: While you're there, check out some of the other programs, they're very interesting.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] New metal song available

Dear Friends of Metal,

Inspired by the popular acclaim and critical acceptance of "Unleash The Fury" (see below) and the amazing acoustics of my shower,  I have completed another song in the metal genre. This one goes by the name of "The Beelzubub of Scrub a Dub Dub."  I actually recorded the vocals while showering, but they were unintelligible, so I doubled them recording in the normal manner.

You can listen to it at:

http://www.soundclick.com/petrichor

It is kind of my bandmates Brad B and Bruno D to let me put my metal solo projects at the Petrichor site until I find a perminent home for them. I think it's ok with them, anyway, they haven't told me I can't do this. Come to think of it, neither of them has talked to me since I posted "Unleash the Fury" there....

I think I'm honing in on the metal sound... there's still a lot of Marge Simpson in my vocals, but I think I've managed to fold a little Geddy Lee into my performance this time. OK, I admit it, the vocals suck, except for the "c'mons" which rock.

I expect to make a small fortune when I license this song to Guitar Hero.

My public comments on "Unleash The Fury":

I want my 3 minutes back!

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That's a great song Matt! But indeed you sound a bit like Marge, LOL.

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That's very cool

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huh?

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I really like the song. Love the shreddin' solos.
Sound quality is an issue it seems.

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Metal Matt!

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What a glorious mess of metal!  Thanks very much for
sending it.  Nice shreddin'.

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I love it. All of it. My zygomatic muscles ache like hell!

:-))))))))))))))))

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dying dude

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that is so beautiful I must tell you this:

google "Strongbad draws a dragon"

do it now.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Abwesenheitsnotiz: Yahoo! Groups: Welcome to CanYoAssDigIt. Visit today!

Hey Rex

welcome to Can Yo Ass Dig It - the little group with the big heart.

I've emailed your colleague, Angelika, as well, I hope she joins us too. 

We haven't had any German members up until now. we hope to get many more.


Automatically translated text:
 
Rex to CanYoAssDigIt

Show details 6:47 pm (3 hours ago)



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By including Tuesday, 19.02.2008, I am on a mission!

Your e-mail is not forwarded! For questions on children and youth plan of the federal government, please do not hesitate to contact my colleague Angelika Waldorf
Waldorf@dvv-vhs.de
0228/97569-68

Thank you for your understanding!
Sascha Rex
DVV


On Feb 18, 2008 6:47 PM, Rex <Rex@dvv-vhs.de> wrote:
Bis einschl. Dienstag, 19.02.2008  befinde ich mich auf einer Dienstreise!

Ihre E-Mail wird nicht weitergeleitet! Bei Fragen zum Kinder- und Jugendplan des Bundes, wenden Sie sich bitte an meine Kollegin Angelika Waldorf
waldorf@dvv-vhs.de
0228/97569-68

Danke für Ihr Verständnis!
Sascha Rex
DVV

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